The Convent (2000)
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as Adult Christine
as Officer Starkey
as Dickie Boy
as Officer Roy
as Father Regan
as Young Christine
as Mother Superior
Critic Reviews for The Convent
Everything is played way over-the-top, using the traditional trappings of a teen horror flick, but using them so much they become satirical.
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Audience Reviews for The Convent
Hilarious, brutal, blasphemous, and insane, The Convey is a horror-comedy that doesn't fall apart on either front like most horror-comedies. A film that will surprise and delight horror fans from beginning to end, The Convent is a truly original and genuinely crazy piece of horror cinema....
Funny low budget horror! Some really good cameo's like Bill Mosely and Adrienne Barbeau. A lot aof blood.
This is one of the most terrible, cheesy and exploitative movies I have ever seen. I think I mistook it for something else when I rented it. It's about vampire-zombie things - that I guess are blacklight responsive- who eat people who visit them. And some Slappy the Squirrel-esquewoman who has to rescue a bunch of teenagers from them. It has a real Evil Dead:The Musical feel to it, only a lot less fun. Funny, but you can do better bad movie-wise.
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