Assassin's Creed Reviews

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September 3, 2019
It's a film that doesn't even have the self-respect to bore, but seems intent on making its audience angry with it instead.
July 17, 2019
Nothing tempers expectations for a film's quality like seeing "based on the hit video game" tucked away on the poorly-produced poster.
May 24, 2019
Assassin's Creed is a train-wreck that commits the cardinal sin of being boring on top of making no sense.
April 25, 2019
Had the narrative only lived up to the quality of the stunts we'd be on to something great.
April 25, 2019
A big pile of non-interactive, non-engaging nonsense.
April 25, 2019
Assassin's Creed is not the top-to-bottom disaster some of my peers have painted it as, nor is it bonkers enough to suggest a forthcoming critical re-evaluation... either of those things would've been preferable to something this dour and repetitive.
April 25, 2019
Everything about this noisy, shallow mess of a movie is so convoluted and so dreadful that I doubt even die-hard fans of the video game on which its based would find much to enjoy in this cinematic voyage of sloppiness.
March 14, 2019
I walked away having an ok time.
March 9, 2019
It seems oddly patronizing to describe this as the best video game adaptation of all time, but it's true. How you take that praise is how you'll take the film.
February 13, 2019
Decent action and a wildly talented cast mask some of the issues, but they can't fully overcome a story with neither stakes nor sense.
November 4, 2018
The action is barely passable, the look of everything is hopelessly generic, the story is stripped bare and totally uninvolving, there isn't a single memorable or remotely interesting thing going on in it.
November 2, 2018
It seriously boggles the mind that Assassin's Creed can assemble so much talent and yet achieve so very little.
November 1, 2018
Assassin's Creed had everything it needed to be a great movie and makes every wrong decision it can.
November 1, 2018
Assassin's Creed is the latest in a long line of failures, one that fails as blockbuster spectacle as well as simple storytelling.
October 30, 2018
Instead of hunting for some mythical artifact from Biblical times, they should have been fighting over the secret formula for making a great film out of a great video game.
October 19, 2018
Assassin's Creed is one of those video game adaptations that's not enough of a movie in its own right to engage the imagination of film fans, and alas, not playable for adherents of the game.
October 5, 2018
It's got a lot of action to it; it doesn't require a lot of acting so I don't know why they wanted to get a cast this big.
August 30, 2018
One of the biggest sins of the film is the tameness of it.
August 28, 2018
Assassin's Creed wastes its talented cast... for a story that's entirely unforgettable, and simply no fun to take in.
August 24, 2018
To make this sort of thing work, a film needs an element of joy, and there's simply none to be had.
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