Boat Trip

2003

Boat Trip (2003)

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7%
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Critic Consensus: Boat Trip is a lame, juvenile farce that's heavy on stereotypes and desperate antics but short on brains and laughs.

AUDIENCE SCORE

35%

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Two guys looking for a respite from their bumpy romantic lives find themselves in the midst of a very confusing situation in this broad comedy. Jerry (Cuba Gooding Jr.) is a guy who thinks he's found the love of his life in Felicia (Vivica A. Fox), his beautiful longtime girlfriend. Jerry decides to propose to Felicia, and arranges for a hot-air balloon ride in order to create the ideal setting to pop the question. However, Felicia not only turns him down, she announces that she's leaving him for another man. Jerry sinks into a deep depression, until his best friend Nick (Horatio Sanz), who has been having his own romantic problems, suggests they take a vacation cruise on an ocean liner, forgetting their troubles while they make time with bikini-clad babes. Jerry is game, but after an angry misunderstanding with a travel agent, Nick and Jerry discover they've been booked on a tour specifically for gay men. Jerry and Nick are forced to pose as lovers to ward off the indefatigable advances of aging playboy Lloyd (Roger Moore), which cramps their style when the ship's captain rescues a boatload of buxom Swedish swimsuit models. Jerry's spirits rise when he meets Gabriella (Roselyn Sanchez), a beautiful dancer who is part of the ship's entertainment staff. Jerry, however, now has to walk a fine line between maintaining his cover and convincing Gabriella that despite outward appearances, he's not gay. Boat Trip was the first feature film from director Mort Nathan, best known for his work as a writer for television.

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Cast

Cuba Gooding Jr.
as Jerry
Horatio Sanz
as Nick
Roselyn Sanchez
as Gabriella
Vivica A. Fox
as Felicia
Maurice Godin
as Hector
Roger Moore
as Lloyd
Lin Shaye
as Sonya
Victoria Silvstedt
as Inga
Ken Hudson Campbell
as Tom
Zen Gesner
as Ron
William Bumiller
as Steven
Noah York
as Perry
Kenneth Hudson Campbell
as Tom
Richard Roundtree
as Felicia's Dad
Bob Gunton
as Captain
Jennifer Gareis
as Sheri
Artie Lange
as Brian
Steven M. Porter
as Marshall
Li Hagman
as Pia
Jerry Collins
as Larry
Will Ferrell
as Brian's Boyfriend (uncredited)
Phillip Krevoy
as Man on Deck
Eddie Driscoll
as Robbie
Steve Hudson
as Contestant
Andrew Whelan
as Bachelor
Brian Pollack
as Bachelor
Norman Krevoy
as Grandpa
Cecile Krevoy
as Grandma
Glenn D. Feig
as Man at Railing
Mert Rich
as Lloyd's Date
Donte Calarco
as Massage Client
Brad Krevoy
as Pilot
Christoph Quest
as Inga's Dad
Wieslawa Weselowska
as Inga's Mother
Martin Richert
as Masseuse
Roger Mussenden
as S&M Guy
Norbert Heisterkamp
as Andre
Jami Ferrell
as Bridgit
Clara May Beasley
as Swedish Suntanning Team Member
Margo Castor
as Swedish Suntanning Team Member
Evangelia Geovanekou
as Swedish Suntanning Team Member
Katharina Maassen
as Swedish Suntanning Team Member
Sandra Martellotta
as Swedish Suntanning Team Member
Barbara Matziris
as Swedish Suntanning Team Member
Diana Pink
as Swedish Suntanning Team Member
Michelle Ruben
as Swedish Suntanning Team Member
Jennifer Stehr
as Swedish Suntanning Team Member
Katie Vigers
as Swedish Suntanning Team Member
Anja Weber
as Swedish Suntanning Team Member
Sterling Rice
as Hawaiian Tropic Team Member
Cheryl Connell
as Hawaiian Tropic Team Member
Bjorg Lovstad
as Hawaiian Tropic Team Member
Linda Mitchell
as Hawaiian Tropic Team Member
Nofit Shevach
as Hawaiian Tropic Team Member
Tatjana Tutan
as Hawaiian Tropic Team Member
Veroniqa Wallens
as Hawaiian Tropic Team Member
Erica Johnson
as Hawaiian Tropic Team Member
Jack Baldwin
as Hydra Tourist
John Baldwin
as Hydra Tourist
Shawn Scott
as Hydra Tourist
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Critic Reviews for Boat Trip

All Critics (89) | Top Critics (24)

Cuba Gooding Jr. is the kind of guy who does ten minutes of shtick every time the little light in the fridge comes on.

Mar 5, 2007 | Full Review…
Chicago Reader
Top Critic

This is a tasteless and tacky farce laced with cheap homophobic jokes and cringe-inducing stereotypes ...

Mar 31, 2003
Ebert & Roeper
Top Critic

The movie improves immeasurably if you visualize a looming iceberg in the corner of the frame.

Mar 25, 2003
Village Voice
Top Critic

This movie is so bland, I can't even bring myself to completely trash it with a one-star spike.

Mar 21, 2003 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
Toronto Star
Top Critic

Flouncing and preening, [Gooding] works hard to sell the movie's penile, puerile jokes, his strain so evident that it borders on sad.

Mar 21, 2003 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
San Francisco Chronicle
Top Critic

Boat Trip isn't all that funny, but it's consistent, at least, in its relentless pursuit of idiocy.

Mar 21, 2003 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…
Miami Herald
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Audience Reviews for Boat Trip

Movie for gays :|

Dead Angel
Dead Angel

Super Reviewer

horrible, cuba, what happened to your career?

danny d
danny d

Super Reviewer

Had almost forgotten about this little travesty. It seems to think it is breaking new ground by telling us how normal gay people are. After making loads of gay jokes of course, which only a minute percent of are funny. Gooding Jr, should have his Oscar taken away.

Luke Baldock
Luke Baldock

Super Reviewer

Is this a movie played by an Oscar winner? I see it like an amateur actor just trying to have fun at all. Nothing better from this movie...

Sanjaya 丘耀文
Sanjaya 丘耀文

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