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Constantine Reviews

October 18, 2008
Blazes few new trails and bogs down in a confusing narrative muddle.
October 18, 2008
I deeply loathe the Heaven-and-Hell genre to which this cinematic comic-book spectacular belongs.
August 22, 2008
Halfway through Constantine, a fully clad Keanu Reeves steps into a shallow pail of water, sits on a chair next to it and holds a cat in his lap.
November 5, 2007
Peaks early, then descends into portentous nonsense.
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June 24, 2006
Entirely beyond redemption.
May 12, 2006
Reeves, meanwhile, has confidently entered his self-parodic period.
September 26, 2005
Virtually anyone but Reeves would have made a better John Constantine.
March 1, 2005
Maybe some of the audience should wonder if they aren't performing the Devil's work by sitting so quietly through movies that turn wonders into garbage.
February 22, 2005
It's just so awful that the crew must have been snickering.
February 19, 2005
You can just picture the meeting: A few guys in Prada suits sit around an L.A. boardroom table going, 'The Matrix meets The Exorcist, huh . . .? With Keanu? I like it. No wait - I love it.'
Read More | Original Score: 1.5/4
February 19, 2005
Keanu Reeves is -- let me just get this off my chest -- very good.
February 18, 2005
Takes itself just seriously enough to put on a good show. Reeves earns some theatrical redemption, the demons put a scare into the waywardly righteous, and there are plenty of evil-duders left over for a sequel.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4
February 18, 2005
Swinton's presence proves as strange as the rest of this sometimes-stimulating but often-ludicrous endeavor.
Read More | Original Score: C-
February 18, 2005
Makes repeated visits to a hell that looks to have been designed by Hieronymus Bosch in collaboration with Gianni Versace for a Marilyn Manson arena tour.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
February 18, 2005
Admittedly, a big bunch of supernatural mumbo-jumbo, and it's also a cool looking big bunch of supernatural mumbo-jumbo garnished with a healthy dollop of religious cynicism.
Read More | Original Score: B
February 18, 2005
Occasionally, Reeves forgets what movie he's in and strikes a Neo-like pose.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
February 18, 2005
Peppered with so many neat touches, it almost doesn't matter the story is a muddle.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
February 18, 2005
An imaginative, if overstuffed attempt to chart the boundaries of American spiritual life.
February 18, 2005
There is no person in movie history who has devoted more time to defending civilization from evil and obliteration than Keanu Reeves, or who has spent more time shifting between spiritual, perceptual and historical planes to do the job right proper.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
February 18, 2005
Reeves plays one of the comic-book world's most intriguing antiheroes in an adaptation that isn't the massive screw-up fans rightfully expected, but has a cool-to-silly ratio that's just barely acceptable.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
February 18, 2005
The movie isn't hellish, because there's always hope of leaving it. It's more like purgatory, two whole hours of it.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
February 18, 2005
Has enough subtextual codes to spawn its own cult.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
February 18, 2005
It's a ponderous bore. Dull dialogue, dull situations and a serious lack of urgency hinder what should be a high-stakes slice of pseudo-religious heresy.
Read More | Original Score: 2/5
February 18, 2005
This is nonsense, of course, and the trappings surrounding it only typify the absolute worst of comic books.
February 18, 2005
For all its spiritual angst, Constantine is about as silly as fantasies get.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
February 18, 2005
Great-looking but torturously slow.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
February 18, 2005
Constantine does have its pleasures.
February 18, 2005
Reeves has a deliberately morose energy level in the movie, as befits one who has seen hell, walks among half-demons, and is dying.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
February 18, 2005
Reeves wears essentially the same black wardrobe, does the same moves, shows off the same galling lack of acting ability, but with a slightly different haircut.
February 18, 2005
Alternates between quiet, surprisingly dull scenes in which the hero and the girl talk in that italicized comic-book way about his past and orgies of computer pixels dressed up as gibbering fiends.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
February 17, 2005
So where are we? In two hours of Dullsville, as Sinatra used to say.
Read More | Original Score: 1.5/4
February 17, 2005
Despite some witty special effects and a appealing concept, Constantine meanders in too many directions to make much sense even to itself.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5
February 17, 2005
Keanu Reeves brings a gravity to John Constantine that makes Neo -- his cheerless character in the Matrix movies -- now appear to be the height of the actor's madcap Jerry Lewis period. Hey Hayyyy-deees!
Read More | Original Score: .5/4
February 17, 2005
Occult detective John Constantine (Reeves) has seen it all and responds to the most hideous threat with a puff on his cigarette and a self-assured leap into the abyss.
Read More | Original Score: 3.5/5
February 17, 2005
Borderline incoherent, theologically unsatisfying, and short to the point of dwarfism on suspense.
February 17, 2005
Keanu Reeves plays a haunted, expressionless traveler in an overblown theological thriller based on the DC/Vertigo comic book Hellblazer.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5
February 17, 2005
Constantine deals, at least in part, with its title character's attempt to cross over from hell to heaven. But there's no uncertainty about the movie's fate. It quickly heads south.
Full Review | Original Score: C
February 17, 2005
Takes too long telling a story that could have delivered maximum impact in less time.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
February 17, 2005
The screenplay by Frank A. Cappello and Kevin Brodbin is only interesting for a few characters, hardly the story.
February 17, 2005
This supernatural, super-noir thriller has been shot beautifully (by Philippe Rousselot), and directed with enjoyable, crazy-angled aplomb by Francis Lawrence.
Read More | Original Score: 2.5/4
February 17, 2005
Hellacious, audacious, visually stunning and deeply wiggy, Constantine is a miracle, a comic-book movie for smart people.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/4
February 17, 2005
Though the story is potentially fascinating and the visuals sometimes spellbinding, the movie itself is stranded in the purgatory of the second-rate.
Read More | Original Score: 2/4
February 17, 2005
It's sort of like The Matrix minus all the cool stuff.
Read More | Original Score: C
February 16, 2005
Viscerally, I feel shut out of the fun.
Full Review | Original Score: C+
February 15, 2005
An uneven amalgamation of the brilliant and the preposterous, Constantine left me by turns intrigued, confused, and wary.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4
February 15, 2005
The actor's black-on-white getup makes it plain that Constantine is one 'whoa' away from Neo-dom, and that Constantine likely represents the start of another Hollywood franchise with diminishing returns in its future.
February 8, 2005
One of those rare pulpy page-to-screen translations that actually gets it right.