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[Director] Colpaert makes nice use of blue and green hues, and he makes some valid points about the Iraqi war. But the script lacks coherence and ends with a 180-degree flip that lessens the impact of what has gone before. April 11, 2007 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…
[Director] Colpaert makes nice use of blue and green hues, and he makes some valid points about the Iraqi war. But the script lacks coherence and ends with a 180-degree flip that lessens the impact of what has gone before.
V.A. Musetto
G. I. Jesus may be a mixed bag, but it is so impressive in so many ways that it demands to be taken seriously. April 9, 2007 | Rating: 3/5
G. I. Jesus may be a mixed bag, but it is so impressive in so many ways that it demands to be taken seriously.
Matt Zoller Seitz
Quote not available. April 7, 2007 | Rating: 2/6 | Full Review…
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For such a gritty indie film, it's galling that [Arquette] and his family are so handsomely photogenic in a generic Hollywood way. Where's the rebellious truth in that? March 23, 2007 | Rating: 2.5/4 | Full Review…
For such a gritty indie film, it's galling that [Arquette] and his family are so handsomely photogenic in a generic Hollywood way. Where's the rebellious truth in that?
Bruce Westbrook
The choices made by the characters are sure to infuriate some, but at least they add to the discussion. January 26, 2007 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
The choices made by the characters are sure to infuriate some, but at least they add to the discussion.
Michael Ordoña
The scattershot approach may not be masterful, but it does land some glancing blows. January 25, 2007 | Full Review…
The scattershot approach may not be masterful, but it does land some glancing blows.
Amateurish production values and unpolished writing hinder this occasionally touching portrait of Jesus (Joe Arquette), a Hispanic Iraq war vet returning to his wife and daughter. April 26, 2009 | Rating: C- | Full Review…
Amateurish production values and unpolished writing hinder this occasionally touching portrait of Jesus (Joe Arquette), a Hispanic Iraq war vet returning to his wife and daughter.
Cole Smithey
G.I. Jesus is what a movie at a film festival should be -- creative, original, and challenging. February 2, 2009 | Rating: 3.5/5 | Full Review…
G.I. Jesus is what a movie at a film festival should be -- creative, original, and challenging.
Tony Macklin
G.I. JESS isn't perfect but in its modest manner it is an ambitious and intriguing film. It is packed with topics ranging from immigration to the deployment of potentially ill men and women to the lack of proper care for veterans to the haunting effects May 7, 2007 | Rating: C+ | Full Review…
G.I. JESS isn't perfect but in its modest manner it is an ambitious and intriguing film. It is packed with topics ranging from immigration to the deployment of potentially ill men and women to the lack of proper care for veterans to the haunting effects
Ted Murphy
Writer-director Carl Colpaert brushes past the most interesting aspect of his own film. April 12, 2007 | Full Review…
Writer-director Carl Colpaert brushes past the most interesting aspect of his own film.
Bruce Feld
Everything that GI Jesus wants to talk about is worth discussing [but] sadly the third act hits the movie like a torpedo, sending it slowly sinking into failure. April 6, 2007 | Rating: 5/10 | Full Review…
Everything that GI Jesus wants to talk about is worth discussing [but] sadly the third act hits the movie like a torpedo, sending it slowly sinking into failure.
Devin Faraci
An ambitious set of scrappy performances combined with a screenplay that threatens to fragment from shear edginess. Succeeds only due to the pure sincerity of the cast. April 4, 2007 | Rating: 7/10
An ambitious set of scrappy performances combined with a screenplay that threatens to fragment from shear edginess. Succeeds only due to the pure sincerity of the cast.
Ron Wilkinson
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