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Movie Info

Friends (Mitchell Whitfield, Meredith Scott Lynn) advise an aspiring Los Angeles singer (Marla Schaffel) searching for the perfect man.

Rating:

R
Genre:

comedy
Original Language:

English
Director:

Julie Davis
Producer:

Julie Davis
Writer:

Julie Davis
Release Date (Streaming):

Sep 30, 2018
Box Office (Gross USA):

$55.2K
Runtime:

1h 26m
Sound Mix:

Surround

Cast & Crew

Marla Schaffel
Katie

Mitchell Whitfield
Ben

Meredith Scott Lynn
Janet

Michael Harris
Richard Webber

Darryl Theirse
Jones

Nancy Sorel
Elizabeth

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Critic Reviews for I Love You... Don't Touch Me!

All Critics (10) | Top Critics (1) | Fresh (4) | Rotten (6)

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January 1, 2000 | Rating: 3/4

Susan Stark
Detroit News
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December 6, 2005 | Rating: 2.5/5 | Full Review…

Film Threat
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October 1, 2005 | Rating: 4.5/5 | Full Review…

Greg Malon
Filmcritic.com
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July 3, 2005 | Rating: 2/5

Emanuel Levy
EmanuelLevy.Com
This woman is so grating, so self-absorbed, and so without a sense of humor, you can't be sympathetic to her self-inflicted chastity. Katie deserves to be alone. Sadly, she's wound up on the screen.

January 7, 2003

Brandon Judell
Critics Inc./America Online
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December 8, 2002 | Rating: 2.5/5 | Full Review…

Film Threat
Comes billed as a progressive, eccentric romantic comedy, but at its heart, it's a pessimistic, cynical, and very traditional.

November 18, 2002 | Rating: 1.5/5 | Full Review…

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.
Goatdog's Movies
Provides a clever and comic survey of the dating scene and the complicated nature of sexual politics.

March 2, 2002 | Full Review…

Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
Spirituality & Practice
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January 1, 2000 | Rating: 80/100

Brian Webster
Apollo Guide
Seems longer than the rough cut of Titanic.

January 1, 2000 | Full Review…

Bob Satuloff
Film Journal International