Never Too Young to Die (1986)





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In this deliberately campy, tongue-in-cheek tale of espionage and action, a young spy launches a private investigation into the death of his father, a master spy. He enlists the aid of one of his father's gorgeous cohorts and together they end up facing down a deadly and totally deranged hermaphrodite with delusions of grandeur.
R (adult situations/language, violence)
Action & Adventure , Drama , Mystery & Suspense
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John Stamos
as Lance Stargrove
as Danja Deering
Gene Simmons
as Carruthers, Velvet Von Ragner
George Lazenby
as Drew Stargrove
Peter Kwong
as Cliff
Ed Brock
as Pyramid
John Anderson
as Arliss
Tara Buckman
as Sacrificed Punkette
Curtis Taylor
as Barton
Jon Greene
as Coach Madsen
Tim Colceri
as Grady
John Miranda
as Mr. Wilder
Patrick Wright
as Exploding Biker
Art Payton
as Minister
Gary Kasper
as Wrestler
Ivar Mireles
as Waitress
Randy Hall
as Minkie
Branscombe Richmond
as Minkie's Partner
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Absolutely brilliant. Half-baked writing, accidentally hilarious editing, ridiculously over-the-top performance from Gene Simmons and his tongue, if you can believe it. Plenty of production ineptitude to mock loudly with friends, but not so depressingly bad that it becomes a chore to watch. I also heard that Vanity dumped Prince to be with John Stamos after this movie, talk about facepalm.

Altered Ego
Altered Ego

A young John Stamos vs. hermaphrodite Gene Simmons... perfectly bad in a good way. 2008 Movies: 147

Ross Loehner
Ross Loehner

One of my favourite bad movies.

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Christopher Brown

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