Piranha 3DD - Movie Reviews - Rotten Tomatoes

Piranha 3DD Reviews

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Scott Weinberg
August 26, 2015
This movie looks like it was shot in 1989 and cobbled together randomly.
Richard Haridy
November 25, 2013
The picture's biggest sin (or biggest achievement) is the fact that it manages to be stunningly short yet still have several flat, boring stretches.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Kristal Cooper
We Got This Covered
September 15, 2012
This brainless and soulless throwback to exploitation cinema occasionally entertains but mostly just makes you root for carnivorous fish to do away with everyone involved.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10
R. L. Shaffer
September 10, 2012
An absolutely awful sequel that flushes any potential this franchise might have otherwise had.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
Chris Sawin
September 10, 2012
'Piranha 3DD' will have you wanting to throw in "Jaws" just to wash off its stench and get the last remaining bloodthirsty and carnivorous fish out of your brain.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10
Fred Topel
June 21, 2012
More fun than Piranha 3D, the original remake (if that's a thing), because it is more ridiculous.
Full Review | Original Score: 7 out of 10
Robert Levin
Film School Rejects
June 9, 2012
This sequel puts such little effort into the same basic setup that it's barely even a movie.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4
Rob Vaux
June 8, 2012
A carnival hustle that even The Hoff should be ashamed of.
Full Review | Original Score: F
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Common Sense Media
June 8, 2012
While the previous Piranha movie had just the right blend of silliness, exploitation, and fun, Piranha 3DD seems totally lost. It comes across as forced, ugly, offensive, and lazy.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5
Brian Orndorf
June 6, 2012
Blood and guts are splashed around the frame, yet what's missing here is directorial authority, with Gulager a lousy gore zone conductor incapable of building momentum with easy lay-up horror elements.
Full Review | Original Score: D
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion
June 5, 2012
Witless, technically slipshod, and neither remotely scary nor titillating, it pretty much fails on all levels.
Full Review | Original Score: D-
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews
June 5, 2012
...boasts a roster of hopelessly forgettable central characters and, for the most part, lurches from one poorly-conceived set-piece to the next.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Susan Granger
SSG Syndicate
June 4, 2012
Low-budget, softcore - destined to make a quick detour to DVD so sneaky, testosterone-propelled teens can easily subvert the R-rating.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/10
Matthew Razak
June 4, 2012
Piranha 3DD is a shining example of a movie so bad that it's awful.
Full Review | Original Score: 32/100
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Mark Olsen
Los Angeles Times
June 4, 2012
Tacky and intermittently entertaining is all"Piranha 3DD"sets out to be, and that is all this playfully graphic horror-comedy sequel accomplishes.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed
June 2, 2012
Takes the fun out of ravenous piranhas chomping down on naked women...
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4
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Kyle Anderson
Entertainment Weekly
June 2, 2012
The first half of the film merely treads water in anticipation for the eventual bloodbath, and once the teeth start gnawing, it's just one laborious machination after another to get to the end of the movie, which stops without much of a resolution.
Full Review | Original Score: D+
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Justin Lowe
Hollywood Reporter
June 2, 2012
With most of the running time devoted to setting up and over-explaining the premise, mayhem gets short shrift.
Mike McGranaghan
Aisle Seat
June 2, 2012
With its too-short runtime, sloppy sense of plotting, and poor CGI, Piranha 3DD feels like a cheap-o, direct-to-DVD sequel that somehow got a more prominent summer release.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4
Matt Singer
June 1, 2012
Though its title suggests new heights of outlandish comic gore (and bust sizes), Piranha 3DD feels awfully small in comparison with its predecessors.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/10
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