Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Play trailer

1:15

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

1964

1h 20m

Holiday

Sci-Fi

Play Trailer

Watchlist

Watchlist

Tomatometer

Popcornmeter

25%

Tomatometer

24 Reviews

27%

Popcornmeter

5,000+ Ratings

Martian ruler Kimar is upset that the children of Mars are lazy and under the influence of too much pop culture from Earth. They are obsessed with the planet's television programs and don't want to do much of anything. In an attempt to get the kids peppy again, Kimar orders the kidnapping of Santa Claus, hoping that the jolly old toy maker will know how to cheer the children up again. But two Earth children are also nabbed, and this complicates things for Kimar.

Watch on Fandango

Stream Now

Critics Consensus

The endearingly cheesy Santa Claus Conquers the Martians might just be so naughty it's nice for viewers seeking a sub-competent sci-fi holiday adventure.

Read Critics Reviews

Jason Bailey

Flavorwire

Dec 10, 2016

There's no warmth to the movie, no good cheer or happiness, and (at risk of bathing in bathos), ne'er a hint of what makes the season special.

Go to Full Review

Time Out

Jun 24, 2006

[A] hilariously bad stab at sci-fi.

Go to Full Review

Howard Thompson

New York Times

May 9, 2005

3/5

Adults may find it obvious and as square-cut as cheese. But let's face it. From now till you-know-when, the youngsters are all that matter.

Go to Full Review

Brian Orndorf

Blu-ray.com

Mar 9, 2025

C

The dull feature is best served to these young minds, while everyone else should only watch the movie fully riffed to get the most out of the viewing experience.

Go to Full Review

Rob Gonsalves

Rob's Movie Vault

Nov 29, 2022

C

Full of endearingly oafish makeup, sets, and dialogue.

Go to Full Review

Jennie Kermode

Eye for Film

Dec 17, 2020

1/5

Its status as one of the strangest films ever made about Father Christmas has given it a degree of cult status. Without that, it wouldn't have a snowball's chance of still being watched today.

Go to Full Review

Read all reviews

DanTheMan 2

@DanTheMan2150AD Jan 12, 2026

It really makes you wonder whether Christmas cheer is a renewable resource, and whether it should be regulated. Watching this felt like unwrapping a present and discovering its socks. Now, I love receiving a good pair of socks on Christmas, except these socks are on fire and singing. Not the kind of socks I’d wish upon anyone but kinda have to admire the weirdly unshakable optimism that the film commits to wholeheartedly; it genuinely believes its demented logic delivered with an absolute sincerity to the point that it thinks toys, laughter and a few songs can fix anything, even planetary dysfunction. At one point, children teach Martians how to have fun, which feels less like a plot development and more like a philosophical threat. The acting is atrocious, both the costumes and sets look ready to fall apart at the seems from the dodgy workmanship and the entire soundscape feels like a carefully constructed attack on your soul, in the end Santa always wins… hooray for Santa Claus.

See more

Simon T

@MovieTart Dec 28, 2025

Yes, it's terrible. For the most part though, almost watchable. The weirdest detail is that it's produced by Joseph Levine, who went on to oversee A Bridge Too Far and several other Richard Attenborough epics. Here, he clearly had no money for a script, costumes or decent sets. Santa chuckles a lot, one of the Martians has a moustache, and Pia Zadora has a tiny cameo. The rest is silence.

See more

Dean S.

@DeanDFW Dec 27, 2025

As B-movies go, this one is absolutely terrible.

See more

nick e

@CrimeSchool Dec 22, 2025

Dont listen to these reviews..this film is so fun,so colorful and so full of Christmas spirit! My son and I watch annually and Ive brought it to countless Christmas parties.This era of film had such an ambiance.The characters are amazing..Droppo is the best! What a fun juxtapose of wierd and wonderful!

See more

Robert T

@RT70963987 Dec 17, 2025

It's a funny comedy because it's so awful. Everything is just so campy. The costumes, the makeup, the sets, dialogue and music are terrible.

See more

Shawn R

@satiable Dec 13, 2024

It's so bad, it's even worse than Plan 9 From Outer Space

See more

Read all reviews

Read More

Read Less

WRITE A REVIEW

EDIT REVIEW

POST RATING

Nicholas Webster

Director

John Call

Santa Claus

Leonard Hicks

Kimar

Pia Zadora

Girmar

Vincent Beck

Voldar

Donna Conforti

Betty

Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

29%

43%

Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

Watchlist

Panic in Year Zero

70%

62%

Panic in Year Zero

Watchlist

First Men in the Moon

57%

54%

First Men in the Moon

Watchlist

The Day of the Triffids

78%

51%

The Day of the Triffids

Watchlist

Children of the Damned

73%

40%

Children of the Damned

Watchlist

TRAILER

for Children of the Damned

Discover more movies and TV shows.

View More

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Trailer 1

1:15

Now Playing

View more videos

View more photos

Synopsis

Martian ruler Kimar is upset that the children of Mars are lazy and under the influence of too much pop culture from Earth. They are obsessed with the planet's television programs and don't want to do much of anything. In an attempt to get the kids peppy again, Kimar orders the kidnapping of Santa Claus, hoping that the jolly old toy maker will know how to cheer the children up again. But two Earth children are also nabbed, and this complicates things for Kimar.

Director: Nicholas Webster
Producer: Paul L. Jacobson
Screenwriter: Paul L. Jacobson, Glenville Mareth
Distributor: Something Weird Video, Sinister Cinema
Production Co: Jalor Productions
Genre: Holiday, Sci-Fi
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Nov 14, 1964, Original
Rerelease Date (Theaters): Dec 2, 2011
Release Date (Streaming): Jun 30, 2016
Runtime: 1h 20m

Join The Newsletter

Join The Newsletter

Cookie Settings