Sorority Row (2009)
Critic Consensus: Though it's slick and stylish, Sorority Row offers nothing new to the slasher genre and misses the mark both in its attempts at humor and thrills.
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as Mrs. Crenshaw
as Bra-Clad Sister
as Trampoline Sister
as Over-It Sister
as Already Drunk Sister
as Slutty Sister
as Sarcastic Sister
as Ditzy Sister
as Mrs. Tappan
as Dr. Rosenburg
as Senator Pitts
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Critic Reviews for Sorority Row
It's yet another '80s slasher remake, so you know the drill...er, the tire iron pimped out with blades.
Call me the sarcastic sister, but the only thing screaming in any convincing way here are the cheap look, epileptic direction, and off-key, "edgy" humor.
Sorority Row is an interminable mess of a film that juggles more characters and undeveloped subplots than it can handle and even manages to bungle the setup.
The tedious flick offers little more than a few scares, and plenty of boobs. And we're not just talking about the cast.
The "scary'' moments are of the sneak-up-on-you-from-behind variety, but there's little suspense.
Audience Reviews for Sorority Row
It's like the writer took different horror movie scripts put them all together and end up with a non scary ,predictable,annoying and boring result .And among all those people who died in this flick ,so did originality.
Poor! Scary but the acting just made it terrible!
Cast: Jamie Chung, Rumer Willis, Audrina Patridge, Carrie Fisher, Briana Evigan, Matt O'Leary, Matt Lanter, Margo Harshman, Julian Morris, Leah Pipes Director: Stewart Hendler Summary: When a prank results in the accidental death of a Theta Pi sister, the sorority's members keep the crime under wraps. But as graduation rolls around, a masked killer begins stalking and slaying the girls responsible for the death. Someone is out for revenge, but who could know about their dirty little secret? My Thoughts: "Typical in all aspects, but I really liked the style of some of the killings and the cattiness of the girls. The smart-ass remarks from Cassidy and Jessica was entertaining. But the film failed to scare me or to even make me jump. The killings happened quite fast, and there just wasn't enough blood and gore for it to be a slasher. Big disappointment for me."
Sorority Row Quotes
|Megan:||garrets being cheating on me|
|Megan:||Garret has been cheating on me.|
|Cassidy:||he cheats on one sister he pays|
|Cassidy:||He cheats on one sister he pays.|
|Maggie:||You killed my sister?|
|Jessica:||I think Mrs.Crenshaw got her|
|Jessica:||I think Mrs. Crenshaw got her.|