Sorority Row

2009

Sorority Row (2009)

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Critic Consensus: Though it's slick and stylish, Sorority Row offers nothing new to the slasher genre and misses the mark both in its attempts at humor and thrills.

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A sorority prank gone wrong leads to a bloody murder spree in this slasher film featuring Rumer Willis, Audrina Patridge, and Carrie Fisher. It was supposed to be a practical joke, but no one was laughing after a girl in the prime of her life had been accidentally murdered. Desperate to go on with their lives and avoid taking responsibility for their actions, the surviving sisters and their male accomplice agree to dump the body and never speak of the incident again. Just after graduation, however, a mysterious killer begins stalking everyone who harbors the bloody secret, leading the survivors to fight for their lives against a masked maniac with a deadly modus operandi.

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All Critics (79) | Top Critics (12)

It's yet another '80s slasher remake, so you know the drill...er, the tire iron pimped out with blades.

Sep 16, 2009 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…
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Call me the sarcastic sister, but the only thing screaming in any convincing way here are the cheap look, epileptic direction, and off-key, "edgy" humor.

Sep 15, 2009 | Full Review…

Sorority Row is an interminable mess of a film that juggles more characters and undeveloped subplots than it can handle and even manages to bungle the setup.

Sep 14, 2009 | Rating: 1/5

The tedious flick offers little more than a few scares, and plenty of boobs. And we're not just talking about the cast.

Sep 14, 2009 | Rating: D | Full Review…

The "scary'' moments are of the sneak-up-on-you-from-behind variety, but there's little suspense.

Sep 14, 2009 | Rating: 1/4 | Full Review…

It lapses into that familiar category of movies that go in for lots of fancy obfuscation along the way only to make its story seem all the more simple, trite and contrived by the finish.

Sep 14, 2009 | Rating: 2/5 | Full Review…

Audience Reviews for Sorority Row

It's like the writer took different horror movie scripts put them all together and end up with a non scary ,predictable,annoying and boring result .And among all those people who died in this flick ,so did originality.

Eliza Norton
Eliza Norton

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Poor! Scary but the acting just made it terrible!

Bethany Murphy
Bethany Murphy

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½

Cast: Jamie Chung, Rumer Willis, Audrina Patridge, Carrie Fisher, Briana Evigan, Matt O'Leary, Matt Lanter, Margo Harshman, Julian Morris, Leah Pipes Director: Stewart Hendler Summary: When a prank results in the accidental death of a Theta Pi sister, the sorority's members keep the crime under wraps. But as graduation rolls around, a masked killer begins stalking and slaying the girls responsible for the death. Someone is out for revenge, but who could know about their dirty little secret? My Thoughts: "Typical in all aspects, but I really liked the style of some of the killings and the cattiness of the girls. The smart-ass remarks from Cassidy and Jessica was entertaining. But the film failed to scare me or to even make me jump. The killings happened quite fast, and there just wasn't enough blood and gore for it to be a slasher. Big disappointment for me."

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"Well, to the bitches of Theta Pi, I'm saying farewell." When a couple of members of a sorority pull a mean-spirited prank, one of them ends up dead. The others cover up the incident in order to not ruin their own bright futures. But a few months later they find out that someone knows about what they did, and they're angry about it. Angry enough to kill. Sorority Row is nothing more than another slasher flick where lots of hot chicks get picked off one by one. And it's not a particularly good one, either. Some of the kills are a little cool/creative, but the movie is only entertaining sporadically, and the final reveal of the killer and their motive is outright ridiculous. As are many of the decisions made by the characters. The movie is also far too long, and spends too much time in the inconsequential lives of characters that are kill fodder. If this is on tv and you have a desire to see a bunch of sorority cliches of varying bitchiness get killed, and you really have nothing better to do, it's not a complete waste of time. Just keep your expectations suitably low when it comes to scares, T&A, cleverness, and anything else that the best movies in the genre do so well.

Lewis C.
Lewis C.

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