Surviving Christmas Reviews

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April 23, 2019
Tasteless, miserable and utterly flaccid, Surviving Christmas truly lives up to its reputation as the last turkey in the shop.
December 29, 2018
In 2003, moviegoers received a gift in the form of Bad Santa; the following year, they got a lump of coal in the shape of a Bad Movie.
March 30, 2011
Surviving Christmas is a mediocre ninety-minute sit-com; if you're looking for wit and humor, stay away.
December 28, 2010
You'll be lucky if you survive this dumb movie.
April 29, 2009
Ben Affleck needs to stop making movies.
March 5, 2007
Pique on earth and ill will toward men permeate this mirthless comedy.
March 5, 2007
The movie is dead from the outset given the artificiality of the premise about a lonely rich guy who hires the folks living in his boyhood home to be his family for the holidays.
December 30, 2006
You may not survive watching it.
June 24, 2006
The moral is that money can indeed buy happiness.
April 1, 2006
Despite the talent involved, this fails to raise so much as a smile, let alone laughs and Christmas cheer.
January 15, 2005
If you thought the Ron Howard Grinch movie was the worst excuse for a holiday movie in recent memory, then look out: this one's worse.
December 4, 2004
A colossal turkey.
November 30, 2004
All that's vaguely funny or Christmassy about this are the sweaty beads of desperation which string together like fairy-lights across Affleck's forehead as he hammers out one lame gag after another.
November 30, 2004
Surviving Christmas can't decide whether it wants to be naughty or nice and the end result is a sometime funny story, but with a severe multiple personality disorder .
November 8, 2004
Affleck gives one of the clammiest, most panicked performances I've ever seen. The movie is drenched in his flop-sweat.
November 7, 2004
The premise has potential, as does the casting, but the script is so mind-numbingly lazy that it insults its audience at every turn.
November 5, 2004
With the release of this wretched film, star Ben Affleck takes one more ragged step in what seems his death march from leading man to celebrity game show guest.
November 2, 2004
Easily the worst Christmas movie of all time, and a surefire contender for the worst film of 2004.
November 1, 2004
Ben Affleck's Christmas "comedy" is a misfire under the mistletoe, even with a germ of a classic tale hidden under the ugly wrapping.
October 30, 2004
Survive this movie and Christmas will be a breeze.
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