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This is a Canadian film even Rob Ford would be embarrassed to watch. September 12, 2014 | Full Review…
This is a Canadian film even Rob Ford would be embarrassed to watch.
Frank Scheck
Apparently the Trailer Park Boys have been funny in the past, but you'd never know it from "Swearnet," an incoherent, desperate-feeling effort to branch out. September 11, 2014 | Full Review…
Apparently the Trailer Park Boys have been funny in the past, but you'd never know it from "Swearnet," an incoherent, desperate-feeling effort to branch out.
Neil Genzlinger
Canadian comedy hits rock bottom in this abhorrent meta-infomercial for a Funny or Die-like network boasting uncensored online content ... September 9, 2014 | Full Review…
Canadian comedy hits rock bottom in this abhorrent meta-infomercial for a Funny or Die-like network boasting uncensored online content ...
Aaron Hillis
Here's an indication of how bad the out-of-character Trailer Park Boys' comedy Swearnet: The Movie is: the best thing about it is bottom-drawer Canadian comic Tom Green. August 29, 2014 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…
Here's an indication of how bad the out-of-character Trailer Park Boys' comedy Swearnet: The Movie is: the best thing about it is bottom-drawer Canadian comic Tom Green.
Linda Barnard
This is Canadian cinema as defiantly ugly and mean as anything churned out from the bowels of callous ol' Hollywood. August 29, 2014 | Rating: 3/4 | Full Review…
This is Canadian cinema as defiantly ugly and mean as anything churned out from the bowels of callous ol' Hollywood.
John Semley
It's pure shock-jock sensationalism, with the creative forces behind the movie throwing crap at the wall to see what sticks. That explains why the finished product is such a stinker. September 12, 2014 | Full Review…
It's pure shock-jock sensationalism, with the creative forces behind the movie throwing crap at the wall to see what sticks. That explains why the finished product is such a stinker.
Ethan Alter
As the story devolves into disagreements, histrionics, and bloody punch-ups, the writing gets lazier and stupider--'You took a load in the face for me?' Ah, but what a load of unfunny, True North s**t we have to eyeball until this movie runs out of steam. September 5, 2014 | Full Review…
As the story devolves into disagreements, histrionics, and bloody punch-ups, the writing gets lazier and stupider--'You took a load in the face for me?' Ah, but what a load of unfunny, True North s**t we have to eyeball until this movie runs out of steam.
Brian Gibson
There's dumb. There's dumber. There's dumbest. But Swearnet: The Movie left me dumbfounded. September 4, 2014 | Rating: 1/5 | Full Review…
There's dumb. There's dumber. There's dumbest. But Swearnet: The Movie left me dumbfounded.
Katherine Monk
It just gets sort of stupid. And the movie is too long. But these are minor quibbles. August 29, 2014 | Rating: 3/5 | Full Review…
It just gets sort of stupid. And the movie is too long. But these are minor quibbles.
Liz Braun
Swearnet is just a ragged, overlong sizzle reel. August 28, 2014 | Rating: 1.5/4 | Full Review…
Swearnet is just a ragged, overlong sizzle reel.
Nathalie Atkinson
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