United Passions Reviews

December 23, 2015
One of those rare films so unfathomably ghastly you could write a better one while sitting through its interminable 110 minutes.
August 14, 2015
Utterly bizarre and heroically dull.
June 26, 2015
A bloated historical diorama of FIFA office-life highlights. A ghastly, stiff orgy of self-love. It's like watching blank celluloid and hoping a movie will magically appear. Warning: you may consider melon-balling your eyes out.
June 11, 2015
All that cash flowing into Fifa's coffers, and they spent it on this tripe?
June 11, 2015
Even without the cloud of the recent disturbing developments, United Passions is a cringeworthy, self-aggrandizing affair that mainly benefits from its unintentional camp value.
June 11, 2015
Director Frdric Auburtin's movie is a mushy, stakes-free drama that attempts to impress all the conventions of biographical cinema upon a self-impressed overview of business world maneuvering and horse-trading.
June 8, 2015
Deceptive, disgraceful and deplorable...
June 5, 2015
United Passions is the unintentionally funniest movie of 2015.
June 4, 2015
Comes across as a squirm-inducing heap of propaganda at its most self-congratulatory.
June 4, 2015
"United Passions" makes you believe we have yet to witness the true depths of FIFA's ego and arrogance.
June 4, 2015
One of the most unwatchable films in recent memory, a dishonest bit of corporate-suite sanitizing that's no good even for laughs.
June 4, 2015
Badly paced, with woodenly acted paperboard characters spouting expository captions throughout the early 20th-century portions.
June 4, 2015
As proof of corporate insanity it is a valuable case study.
June 3, 2015
Tedious, amateurish and hilariously ill-timed ...
June 3, 2015
The instantly notorious propaganda film United Passions is the ultimate testament to FIFA's staggering insularity and tone-deafness.
June 2, 2015
The major players uniformly fail to bring their A-games.