Rafal Zielinski Director Meri D. Marshall Lucy Actor April Stewart Rosalind Actor Mary Kohnert Carnation Actor Christopher Weeks Dirk Zebra Actor Patricia Scott Michel Tina Zebra Actor Jon Sharp Lindsey Brawnsworth Actor Michael Karm Alvin Sunday Actor Steve Lyon Ike Actor Randy Vasquez Ramon Actor Stuart Fratkin Dash Actor John Terlesky Archie Lee Samples Actor Jean Byron Edie Smegmite Actor Charles Cooper Victor Smegmite Actor Kenny Sacha Tim Cheeseman Actor Richard Erdman Waiter Actor Rick Lieberman Charles Danson Actor Bridget Sienna Yolanda Actor Matt Landers Danny Actor Ron Jeremy Party Guest on Couch (uncredited) Actor Dennis Stuart Murphy Producer Debra Dion Producer Nicholas Josef von Sternberg Cinematographer Bob Parr Original Music Dins Danielsen Art Director Kathie Clark Costume Design Anthony Barnao Casting