Movie Bitches

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Rating Title/Year Author
The Longest Ride (2015) Andrew Galdi After an hour, I was like, "no, I'm over it." EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2015) Avaryl Halley Dev Patel is very annoying. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
Cinderella (2015) Andrew Galdi There was no joy, there was no magic. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
The DUFF (2015) Andrew Galdi It was good acting and good writing. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
5/10 Jupiter Ascending (2015) Andrew Galdi I don't think I can recommend it. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
Mortdecai (2015) Avaryl Halley It was misguided at every junction. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
The Boy Next Door (2015) Andrew Galdi It's a runaway train of camp. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
6.5/10 Inherent Vice (2014) Andrew Galdi It's like watching a film noir while stoned... Nothing makes sense. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
Annie (2014) Avaryl Halley It's like a rom-com with a 10 year old. Just watch the '82 version. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
Wild (2014) Avaryl Halley Nothing happened at all. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
Into the Woods (2014) Avaryl Halley It was missing something... missing energy, missing ideas. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
Nightcrawler (2014) Andrew Galdi I really liked this movie... I found it a little dark. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
Interstellar (2014) Avaryl Halley It was a blockbuster movie-going experience. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
The Best of Me (2014) Andrew Galdi I actually kind of enjoyed it. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
Passion (2012) Avaryl Halley The beginning and the end are solidly, hilariously ridiculous. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
Gone Girl (2014) Andrew Galdi It was too heavy-handed. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
This Is Where I Leave You (2014) Avaryl Halley There's no new territory, but it was comfortable territory done by people I like, so I was fine with it. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
The Boxtrolls (2014) Avaryl Halley Every frame is a piece of art... It's beautiful. EDIT
Posted May 27, 2020
Lucy (2014) Avaryl Halley It's silly, it's fun. EDIT
Posted May 26, 2020
Snowpiercer (2013) Avaryl Halley I wouldn't really recommend it. EDIT
Posted May 26, 2020
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014) Avaryl Halley More than it being boring, more than it being sort of oatmeal-y, the biggest problem with this movie is the score. It's really distracting. EDIT
Posted May 26, 2020
Grand Piano (2013) Avaryl Halley This movie is insane. EDIT
Posted May 26, 2020
Edge of Tomorrow (2014) Avaryl Halley It was pretty exciting. EDIT
Posted May 26, 2020
Blended (2014) Avaryl Halley It's garbage. EDIT
Posted May 26, 2020
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) Avaryl Halley It equally offended and bored me. EDIT
Posted May 26, 2020
The Other Woman (2014) Avaryl Halley Oh, boy, was this movie awful. EDIT
Posted May 26, 2020
Transcendence (2014) Andrew Galdi It was certainly boring. EDIT
Posted May 26, 2020
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) Avaryl Halley It was what I've been asking for, honestly. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020) Andrew Galdi It was cute and fun. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Blinded by the Light (2019) Andrew Galdi The heart is really what got me. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Blinded by the Light (2019) Avaryl Halley It's a feel-good movie with a good message and lot of heart. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Joker (2019) Avaryl Halley It made me think, it made me feel, it had a powerful performance at its core. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Joker (2019) Andrew Galdi It's a good but deeply affecting movie. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Ready or Not (2019) Avaryl Halley It was a good theater-going experience. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Ready or Not (2019) Andrew Galdi It was crazy... I enjoyed this. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Judy (2019) Andrew Galdi Just go along for the ride. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Judy (2019) Avaryl Halley Quite a lovely portrait. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2019) Avaryl Halley It was kind of fun, it had some spooky stuff, it had a good setting. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
47 Meters Down: Uncaged (2019) Andrew Galdi This is one of the better ones of these shark movies. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Hustlers (2019) Avaryl Halley The performances are great. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Hustlers (2019) Andrew Galdi J.Lo is a star. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Crawl (2019) Andrew Galdi It did what it wanted to do successfully. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Crawl (2019) Avaryl Halley I, for the most part, unironically enjoyed this film. EDIT
Posted May 22, 2020
Midsommar (2019) Avaryl Halley I didn't enjoy watching it, but it had its validity. EDIT
Posted May 21, 2020
Midsommar (2019) Andrew Galdi A little too serious, not campy enough. EDIT
Posted May 21, 2020
Ma (2019) Andrew Galdi It was good. I'd recommend it. EDIT
Posted May 21, 2020
Ma (2019) Avaryl Halley Super campy, over the top, fun. EDIT
Posted May 21, 2020
Rocketman (2019) Avaryl Halley Good performances, fun songs. EDIT
Posted May 21, 2020
Rocketman (2019) Andrew Galdi It was fine. EDIT
Posted May 21, 2020
Dark Phoenix (2019) Avaryl Halley It was boring. EDIT
Posted May 21, 2020