Gorden Kaye René Francois Artois Actor Carmen Silvera Edith Melba Artois Actor Rose Hill Madame Fanny La Fan Actor Vicki Michelle Yvette Carte-Blanche Actor Kirsten Cooke Michelle Dubois Actor Richard Marner Col Kurt Von Strohm Actor Guy Siner Lt Hubert Gruber Actor Kim Hartman Sgt Helga Geerhart Actor Richard Gibson Herr Otto Flick Actor Arthur Bostrom Secret Agent Crabtree Actor John D. Collins Flying Officer Fairfax Actor Nicholas Frankau Flying Officer Carstairs Actor Louis Mansi Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen Actor Sue Hodge Mimi Labonq Actor Kenneth Connor Monsieur Alfonse Actor Hilary Minster General Von Klinkerhoffen Actor Jack Haig Monsieur Leclerc Actor David Croft Director, Writer Martin Dennis Director John B. Hobbs Director Jeremy Lloyd Writer Paul Adam Writer Richard Boden Director Susan Belbin Director Robin Carr Director Sue Longstaff Director Mike Stephens Director