Charlie Sheen Charlie Goodson Actor Shawnee Smith Jennifer Goodson Actor Michael Arden Patrick Actor Noureen DeWulf Lacey Actor Derek Richardson Nolan Actor Barry Corbin Ed Actor Brian Austin Green Sean Actor Laura Bell Bundy Jordan Actor Brett Butler Brett Guest Star James Black Cleo Guest Star Aldo Gonzalez Ernesto Guest Star Regi Davis Dispatcher Guest Star Brandon Morales Mike Guest Star Carlos Antonio Dave Guest Star Bruce Helford Executive Producer Joe Roth Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Dave Caplan Executive Producer Bob Koherr Director Daniel Dratch Writer