Charlie Sheen Charlie Goodson Actor Shawnee Smith Jennifer Goodson Actor Michael Arden Patrick Actor Noureen DeWulf Lacey Actor Derek Richardson Nolan Actor Barry Corbin Ed Actor Brian Austin Green Sean Actor Laura Bell Bundy Jordan Actor Michael Boatman Michael Guest Star James Black Cleo Guest Star Aldo Gonzalez Ernesto Guest Star Stephen Monroe Taylor Wayne Guest Star Angie Simms Kim Guest Star Ariana Madix Melanie Guest Star Asante Jones Officer 1 Guest Star Bruce Helford Executive Producer, Writer Joe Roth Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Dave Caplan Executive Producer Bob Koherr Director