Home > Family Guy > Season 5 « TV Series Page Family Guy: Season 5 (2006 - 2007) SEASON: Season 5 Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4 Season 5 Season 6 Season 7 Season 8 Season 9 Season 10 Season 11 Season 12 Season 13 Season 14 Season 15 Season 16 Season 17 Season 18 Season 19 Want to see Episode List Season 5 Family Guy Critics Consensus No consensus yet. Not enough ratings to calculate a score. TOMATOMETER Critic Ratings: 1 68% Audience Score User Ratings: 166 NEW More Info × Close Want to see Super Reviewer Submit Super Reviewer Edit Review Episodes 1 Stewie Loves Lois Air date: Sep 10, 2006 Stewie begins to have second thoughts about doing away with his mother after Lois saves the scheming baby's beloved teddy bear in the season three premier of the irreverent animated sitcom The Family Guy. No one knows a son like their mother though, and trouble soon arises when Lois begins to grow suspicious of her son's clingy behavior. As Lois becomes increasingly irritated with Stewie, Peter goes in for a prostate exam and begins to suspect that his doctor is a enjoying himself a little too much. More 2 Mother Tucker Air date: Sep 17, 2006 Phyllis Diller provides the voice of Peter's mother, who shows up and announces that she's leaving his father. Soon she's in bed with Quahog anchorman Tom Tucker, who becomes a father figure to Peter. Meanwhile, Brian begins a serious radio show, but the station manager foists Stewie on him and soon they're shock jocks. Gore Vidal has a voice cameo as himself, appearing---very briefly---on their show. More 3 Hell Comes to Quahog Air date: Sep 24, 2006 Needing money to buy a car, Meg gets a job in Quahog's new big-box store. She does well there; so well she gets promoted. And the store does well in Quahog; so well, in fact, that it drives just about every other store in town out of business. Voice of Angela: Carrie Fisher. More 4 Saving Private Brian Air date: Nov 5, 2006 Brian and Stewie join the Army. Chris wants to as well but Lois won't let him, so he joins a goth-rock band instead and immediately becomes very surly. Guest voices include Louis Gossett Jr. as the drill sergeant and Macaulay Culkin as one of Chris's bandmates. More 5 Whistle While Your Wife Works Air date: Nov 12, 2006 Peter is unable to work after injuring his hands playing with fireworks, so Lois fills in for him and awakens his workplace sexual fantasies in the process. Meanwhile, Brian is dating a young woman (voice of Drew Barrymore) who's not very smart, and Stewie won't let him hear the end of it. Carrie Fisher returns as the voice of Peter's boss, Angela. More 6 Prick Up Your Ears Air date: Nov 19, 2006 Lois teaches sex education at James Woods High, but is fired when other parents protest, so Principal Shepherd (voice of Gary Cole) brings in a preacher (David Cross) to rap about abstinence. One student who gets the message is Meg. Another is a boy she meets at the abstinence assembly. Soon, Peter gets the message as well. Meanwhile, Stewie has it in for both the tooth fairy and Brian's dim-witted girlfriend, Jillian (Drew Barrymore). More 7 Chick Cancer Air date: Nov 26, 2006 After marrying a fading child actress who has returned to her native Quahog, Stewie learns to his dismay what adult relationships are all about. Meanwhile, Lois drags Peter to a chick flick and he gets hooked, even deciding to make one himself. Voice of Jillian: Drew Barrymore. More 8 Barely Legal Air date: Dec 17, 2006 Meg falls in love with Brian---then becomes obsessive about it---after he takes her to a high-school dance when no one else will. And Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Mort join the Quahog police after Mayor West (voice of Adam West) sends most of the force to Colombia in search of a character from a movie. Garrett Morris has a voice cameo as himself. More 9 Road to Rupert Air date: Jan 28, 2007 Brian inadvertently sells Stewie's teddy bear Rupert at a yard sale, prompting a cross-country odyssey to get it back. And Peter loses his driver's license after crashing his car doing an Evel Knievel-type stunt. He makes such a pest of himself around the house that Lois enlists Meg to be his chauffeur. Rob Lowe provides the voice of Rupert's buyer, and George Wendt has a cameo as Norm in a fantasy scene set in the "Cheers" bar. More 10 Peter's Two Dads Air date: Feb 11, 2007 Peter stops drinking (but starts smoking crack) after accidentally killing his father (voice of Charles Durning) while drinking heavily at Meg's birthday party. But is the dead man really his father? No, his mother (Phyllis Diller) confesses, he isn't. So Peter heads to Ireland to find his real dad. Meanwhile, Stewie develops masochistic tendencies. More Show More Episodes Family Guy: Season 5 Photos View All Photos (29) Tv Season Info Series 5 continues the animated antics of the constantly grousing Griffin family. Among the series' highlights: Stewie and Brian join the U.S. Army and wind up in Iraq; After his father is killed in a domestic accident, Peter learns that his real dad lives in Ireland and goes overseas to look him up; Lois takes a job as an organist with the local Catholic Church and convinces the family to attend mass, where Stewie mistakes altar wine for punch, drinks it and gets sick, which leads the priest to believe an exorcism is needed. Stars providing voice cameos include Gore Vidal, Hugh Hefner, Ben Stiller and Roy Scheider. Genre: Animation Network: FOX Premiere Date: Sep 10, 2006 Creator: Seth MacFarlane Exec. Producers: Seth MacFarlane, David A. Goodman, Chris Sheridan Cast Seth MacFarlane as Peter/Stewie/Brian/Quagmire/Carl Sagan/Redneck Announcer Alex Borstein as Lois/Marlee Matlin/Queen Latifah/Sandy/Passenger/Wife Seth Green as Chris/Teenage Boy Mila Kunis as Meg Mike Henry as Cleveland/Performance Artist John Viener as Announcer Patrick Warburton as Joe Danny Smith as '60s Announcer/Mike Drunkbeater/Moose/TV Announcer Alec Sulkin as Diver No. 2 Adam West as Mayor West Ralph Garman as Air Traffic Controller/Passenger Lori Alan as Diane Simmons Drew Barrymore as Jillian Phil LaMarr as Customer/Ollie/TV Announcer Rachael MacFarlane as Ticketing Agent Alexandra Breckenridge as Woman No. 1 Johnny Brennan as Mort Chris Cox as Audience Member/Texan Boy Carrie Fisher as Angela Mark Hentemann as Larry Jeff Bergman as Victor Gary Cole as Principal Shepherd Barclay DeVeau as Receptionist/Teenage Girl Fred Tascatore as Funeral Director Phyllis Diller as Thelma Barclay DeVeau as Receptionist/Teenage Girl Wally Wingert as Angry VoiceWacky Announcer No. 2 Gore Vidal as Himself Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson Indigo as Esther Josh Radnor as Ted Mosby Max Burkholder as Cancer Kid Dave Boat as Alex the Lion Steve Callaghan as Customer Stacey Scowley Will Sasso as Jack Black Hugh Hefner as Himself Adam Carolla as Death Keith Olbermann as Bob Grossbeard Nicole Sullivan as Attractive Woman/Clerk Charles Durning as Franics/Young Francis Kevin Michael Richardson as Rodney King David Boat as Richard Gere Tom Hollander as Bartender Garrett Morris as Himself Shawn Michael Howard as Eddie Murphy Rob Lowe as Buyer No. 2/Stanford Gilbert Gottfried as Horse Barclay Deveaux as Attractive Woman Don La Fontaine as Deep-Throated Announcer Mike Barker as Devon George Wendt as Norm Macaulay Culkin as Joey H. Jon Benjamin as Carl David Cross as Rev. Jerry Kirkwood Louis Gossett Jr. as Sgt. Angryman Michael Clarke Duncan as Fozzie Chris Sheridan as James Bottomtooth Beth Littleford as Jane Jetson Danny Strong as Doug Billy Dee Williams as Announcer/Billy Dee Williams Tara Strong as Japanese Girl Alex Hooser as Alex Lisa Wilhoit as Beth/Connie David A. Goodman as Ray Romano John Lomonaco as Weenie Connor Trinneer as Guy Anne-Michelle Seiler as Bimbo No. 1 Ann-Michelle Seiler as Wife Robert Costanzo as Danny DeVito Mo Collins as Wife Don Most as Himself Masam Holden as Friend Kerrigan Mahan as Michael Douglas Dave Wittenberg as Woody Gary Newman as Gary Newman Tom Devanney as Marilyn Manson Kirker Butler as George W. Bush Enn Reitel as Mickey Rooney Jackson Douglas as Jason Audrey Wasilewski as Rhea Perlman Juanita Jennings as Mrs. Waters Kim Parks as Gerri Natasha Melnick as Ruth Lauren Conrad as L.C. Taylor Cole as Taylor Margaret Easley as Western Woman Show More Cast Episodes 1 Stewie Loves Lois Air date: Sep 10, 2006 Stewie begins to have second thoughts about doing away with his mother after Lois saves the scheming baby's beloved teddy bear in the season three premier of the irreverent animated sitcom The Family Guy. No one knows a son like their mother though, and trouble soon arises when Lois begins to grow suspicious of her son's clingy behavior. As Lois becomes increasingly irritated with Stewie, Peter goes in for a prostate exam and begins to suspect that his doctor is a enjoying himself a little too much. More 2 Mother Tucker Air date: Sep 17, 2006 Phyllis Diller provides the voice of Peter's mother, who shows up and announces that she's leaving his father. Soon she's in bed with Quahog anchorman Tom Tucker, who becomes a father figure to Peter. Meanwhile, Brian begins a serious radio show, but the station manager foists Stewie on him and soon they're shock jocks. Gore Vidal has a voice cameo as himself, appearing---very briefly---on their show. More 3 Hell Comes to Quahog Air date: Sep 24, 2006 Needing money to buy a car, Meg gets a job in Quahog's new big-box store. She does well there; so well she gets promoted. And the store does well in Quahog; so well, in fact, that it drives just about every other store in town out of business. Voice of Angela: Carrie Fisher. More 4 Saving Private Brian Air date: Nov 5, 2006 Brian and Stewie join the Army. Chris wants to as well but Lois won't let him, so he joins a goth-rock band instead and immediately becomes very surly. Guest voices include Louis Gossett Jr. as the drill sergeant and Macaulay Culkin as one of Chris's bandmates. More 5 Whistle While Your Wife Works Air date: Nov 12, 2006 Peter is unable to work after injuring his hands playing with fireworks, so Lois fills in for him and awakens his workplace sexual fantasies in the process. Meanwhile, Brian is dating a young woman (voice of Drew Barrymore) who's not very smart, and Stewie won't let him hear the end of it. Carrie Fisher returns as the voice of Peter's boss, Angela. More 6 Prick Up Your Ears Air date: Nov 19, 2006 Lois teaches sex education at James Woods High, but is fired when other parents protest, so Principal Shepherd (voice of Gary Cole) brings in a preacher (David Cross) to rap about abstinence. One student who gets the message is Meg. Another is a boy she meets at the abstinence assembly. Soon, Peter gets the message as well. Meanwhile, Stewie has it in for both the tooth fairy and Brian's dim-witted girlfriend, Jillian (Drew Barrymore). More 7 Chick Cancer Air date: Nov 26, 2006 After marrying a fading child actress who has returned to her native Quahog, Stewie learns to his dismay what adult relationships are all about. Meanwhile, Lois drags Peter to a chick flick and he gets hooked, even deciding to make one himself. Voice of Jillian: Drew Barrymore. More 8 Barely Legal Air date: Dec 17, 2006 Meg falls in love with Brian---then becomes obsessive about it---after he takes her to a high-school dance when no one else will. And Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland and Mort join the Quahog police after Mayor West (voice of Adam West) sends most of the force to Colombia in search of a character from a movie. Garrett Morris has a voice cameo as himself. More 9 Road to Rupert Air date: Jan 28, 2007 Brian inadvertently sells Stewie's teddy bear Rupert at a yard sale, prompting a cross-country odyssey to get it back. And Peter loses his driver's license after crashing his car doing an Evel Knievel-type stunt. He makes such a pest of himself around the house that Lois enlists Meg to be his chauffeur. Rob Lowe provides the voice of Rupert's buyer, and George Wendt has a cameo as Norm in a fantasy scene set in the "Cheers" bar. More 10 Peter's Two Dads Air date: Feb 11, 2007 Peter stops drinking (but starts smoking crack) after accidentally killing his father (voice of Charles Durning) while drinking heavily at Meg's birthday party. But is the dead man really his father? No, his mother (Phyllis Diller) confesses, he isn't. So Peter heads to Ireland to find his real dad. Meanwhile, Stewie develops masochistic tendencies. More Show More Episodes Critic Reviews for Family Guy Season 5 All Critics (1) | Top Critics (0) | Fresh (0) | Rotten (1) Unfortunately I am here to warn you that MacFarlane gleefully crosses the line of good taste and revels in the awkward situations that may result in even loyal fans changing the channel. Nov 26, 2013 | Rating: 4.5/10 | Full Review… Dan Iverson IGN Movies View All Critic Reviews (1) Audience Reviews for Family Guy: Season 5 Apr 16, 2019 super funny, had some episodes 9,99/10- Anton R. Skovborg Jan 12, 2019 For me, this might actually be the best Family Guy season. I don't know, the humour just stands out to me as the most frickin' hilarious and the voice acting great as always. Maybe it's because this season averts Status Quo is God for once. Yeah, it turns out they were postponing the inevitable but still, the relationship with Brian and Jillian earns points for surviving this whole season. This season is good and it would only be 1 and a half more seasons before the show's downfall. Jacob B Jan 05, 2019 Best season of Family Guy ever Yellow B Dec 29, 2015 This show is amazing!!!!!!!! Max W Jul 15, 2015 The fifth season of Family Guy was, for me, where the show begins to cross the line a little bit with the jokes. The laughs in this season are fewer and the show is easier to skip over completely due to lack of ideas from the writing team. Using the same hand-drawn animation techniques employed in the first four seasons, this season isn't much different than the previous ones. If there had been one ideal time to end the show completely, it would've probably been during this season. Bailey C Feb 15, 2015 Family Guy still keeps it's funny humor. Kevin M Mar 02, 2014 The downward spiral continues. Peter F Jan 30, 2014 Very funny, best one of the cartoon shows in my opinion! Shane B Jan 05, 2014 Yikes, what happened here? One minute, everyone is rejoicing that Family Guy is back on the air and still relevant, the next it becomes a completely different show. Jaws N See all Audience reviews News & Features 150 Erotic Movies Ranked worst to best! 2019's Most Anticipated 63 movies coming up this year 200 Essential Movies Chosen by RT staff! 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