Billy Connolly Billy MacGregor Actor William G. Schilling Dr. Harold Samuels Actor Jeannetta Arnette Bernadette Meara Actor Dan Frischman Arvid Engen Actor Khrystyne Haje Simone Foster Actor Dan Schneider Dennis Blunden Actor Brian Robbins Eric Mardian Actor Tannis Vallely Janice Lazarotto Actor Tony O'Dell Alan Pinkard Actor Robin Givens Darlene Merriman Actor Kimberly Russell Sarah Nevins Actor Rain Pryor T.J. Jones Actor De'voreaux White Aristotle McKenzie Actor Michael DeLorenzo Alex Torres Actor Lara Piper Viki Amory Actor Ke Huy Quan Jasper Kwong Actor Howard Morris Guest Star Mary Lou Childs Guest Star Tracy Fraim Guest Star Ron Frazier Guest Star Virginia Watson Guest Star Christopher Wynn Guest Star Art Dielhenn Director Jeffrey Duteil Writer