Jason Lee Earl J. Hickey Actor Ethan Suplee Randy Hickey Actor Jaime Pressly Joy Darville Turner Actor Nadine Velazquez Catalina Aruca Actor Eddie Steeples Darnell Turner Actor Alyssa Milano Billie Cunningham Guest Star Gregg Binkley Kenny James Guest Star Abdoulaye N'Gom Nescobar-A-Lop-Lop Guest Star Mike O'Malley Stuart Guest Star Billy Gardell Officer Hoyne Guest Star Nancy Lenehan Kay Hickey Guest Star Bill Suplee Willie the One-Eyed Mailman Guest Star Gabriel Pimentel William Guest Star Bonita Friedericy Ruth Guest Star Julanne Chidi Hill Mistletoe Guest Star Deborah Ann Woll Greta Guest Star Greg Garcia Executive Producer Marc Buckland Executive Producer Michael Pennie Writer Michael Fresco Director Hilary Winston Writer