Adrian Edmondson Vyvyan Actor Rik Mayall Rick Actor, Writer Nigel Planer Neil Actor Christopher Ryan Mike Actor Alexei Sayle the Balowski Family Actor, Writer Robbie Coltrane Dr. Carlisle Guest Star Hugh Laurie Lord Monty Guest Star Emma Thompson Miss Money-Sterling Guest Star Ben Elton Kendal Mintcake Guest Star, Writer Stephen Fry Lord Snot Guest Star Tony Robinson Dr. Not the Nine O'Clock News Guest Star Griff Rhys Jones Bambi Guest Star Mel Smith Security Guard Guest Star Paul Jackson Director Lise Mayer Writer