Charlie Sheen Charlie Harper Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy Guest Star Judd Nelson Chris Makelroy Guest Star Tonita Castro Esmerelda Guest Star Jeff Staron Barista Guest Star Kelly-Ann Tursi Hot Girl in Cafe Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Don Reo Writer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Jim Patterson Writer James Widdoes Director