Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Judy Greer Bridget Schmidt, Danny Guest Star Jane Lynch Dr. Linda Freeman Guest Star Joe Manganiello Alex Guest Star Monika Smith Kiki Guest Star Shon Little Cashier Guest Star Thompson Howell Movie Announcer Guest Voice Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer, Writer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Jim Patterson Writer Susan Beavers Writer Don Reo Writer David Richardson Writer James Widdoes Director