Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor, Writer Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Angus T. Jones Jake Harper Actor Holland Taylor Evelyn Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Judy Greer Bridget Schmidt Guest Star Mimi Rogers Robin Schmidt Guest Star Sophie Winkleman Zoey Guest Star Chuck Lacey Martin Guest Star Michael Medico Bartender Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer, Writer Lee Aronsohn Executive Producer, Writer Eric Tannenbaum Executive Producer Kim Tannenbaum Executive Producer Mark Burg Executive Producer Oren Koules Executive Producer Eddie Gorodetsky Writer Jim Patterson Writer James Widdoes Director