Ashton Kutcher Walden Schmidt Actor Jon Cryer Alan Harper Actor Conchata Ferrell Berta Actor Amber Tamblyn Jenny Actor Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy Guest Star Spencer Locke Jill Guest Star Madison Dylan Laurie Guest Star Kim Shaw Maria Guest Star Jeff Probst Jeff Probst Guest Star Alice Borcean Lesbian Patron Guest Star Dean Wayne Pavlov Patron Guest Star Chuck Lorre Executive Producer Don Reo Executive Producer, Writer Jim Patterson Executive Producer, Writer Steve Tompkins Writer Jeff Lowell Writer Matt Ross Writer Max Searle Writer James Widdoes Director