America Ferrera Betty Suarez Actor Eric Mabius Daniel Meade Actor Tony Plana Ignacio Suarez Actor Ana Ortiz Hilda Suarez Actor Judith Light Claire Meade Actor Ashley Jensen Christina McKinney Actor Becki Newton Amanda Tanen Actor Michael Urie Marc St. James Actor Mark Indelicato Justin Suarez Actor Vanessa Williams Wilhelmina Slater Actor Rebecca Romijn Alexis Meade Actor Julian De La Celle Daniel Jr. Guest Star Derek Riddell Stuart Guest Star Heather Tom Holly Wright Guest Star Florencia Lozano Penelope Del Rios Guest Star Eddie Cibrian Coach Diaz Guest Star Michael Mandell Laughing Museum Guard No. 1 Guest Star Chuck Bunting Laughing Museum Guard No. 2 Guest Star Lisa Masters Crying Museum Curator Guest Star Jeffrey J Adams Andre, Modie Guest Star Joe Dolinsky Photographer at Party Guest Star Aryn Elaine Allison Guest Star Sabine Ganatz Editor Guest Star Suzy Kaye Emily Guest Star Anna Kuchma Modie Guest Star Christopher Moser Party Guest Guest Star Charles Parshley Waiter Guest Star Kate Reinders Ginger Guest Star Nicole Wilson Player Girl Guest Star Silvio Horta Executive Producer Ben Silverman Executive Producer Salma Hayek Executive Producer Jose Tamez Executive Producer Joel Fields Writer Michael Alan Spiller Director