Kevin Dillon

Johnny "Drama" Chase	It's like when a girl asks you to bang her hot sister; of course you say no, but neither of you actually believe it though.
Ari Gold	What is he doing here?

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Johnny "Drama" Chase

Victory!

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Lucky Larry

What the hell did you do to all these people?

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Lucky Larry

Hey, who's shooting at us?

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Lucky Larry

You just don't get the nickname "Lucky Larry". You gotta be lucky.

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Brian Flagg	(he mistakenly swings a hook through a jelly can, thinking it was the Blob) - Great, I killed the strawberry jam.
Brian Flagg	(he mistakenly swings a hook through a jelly can, thinking it was the Blob) Great, I killed the strawberry jam.

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Brian Flagg	(to the people of Aborville) - It's a lie. All of it!
Brian Flagg	(to the people of Aborville) It's a lie. All of it!

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Brian Flagg	In the meantime, we're your prisoners?
Dr. Meddows	Not at all, you're my patients.

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Brian Flagg	You don't give up, do you?
Meg Penny	I need your help.

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Brian Flagg	It's locked.
Meg Penny	So what? Brian, what is with you? You're acting like a complete jerk.
Brian Flagg	I have a problem with authority figures.
Meg Penny	What are you doing?
Brian Flagg	I think we ought to get out of here. We ought to take my bike and blow this town. It's getting a little thick around here. Don't you think?
Meg Penny	That's crazy. These people are here to help us.
Brian Flagg	Come on Meg, we don't even know who they are. NASA, CIA, Royal Canadian Mounties, all I know is I saw a bunch of unmarked trucks back there, I think the whole thing stinks.

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Meg Penny	The thing on that man's hand killed him and then it killed Paul, and whatever it is, it's getting bigger!
Brian Flagg	So you told the cops? Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? I know you're the homecoming queen type and all but are you strung out on something or what?
Meg Penny	(laughs) - You're just the same.
Meg Penny	(laughs) You're just the same.
Brian Flagg	What are you talking about?
Meg Penny	You act like you're different, you put on this big show, but you're just like everybody else in this town, you're full of SH*T, Flagg!

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Meg Penny	Brian! I need to talk to you. Brian?
Brian Flagg	What the hell are you doing here?
Meg Penny	Look, I came down to bail you out. (She holds out a credit card)
Brian Flagg	Who do you think they are, Neiman Marcus? They don't take plastic.

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Brian Flagg	Listen to me, Briggs; think for a minute, do you suppose an army of guys in plastic suits show up every time a meteor falls?
Dr. Meddows	(about Brian) - Shoot him, that's a direct order!
Dr. Meddows	(about Brian) Shoot him, that's a direct order!
Brian Flagg	How do you think they got here so fast? How did they even know when to come?
Dr. Meddows	Shoot dammit shoot!
Brian Flagg	I'll tell you how! That meteor is man-made! It's some kind of a germ warfare test they fu**ed up!

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Meg Penny	The front door is locked.
Brian Flagg	(picks up a brick) - That's okay, I got a key.
Brian Flagg	(picks up a brick) That's okay, I got a key.

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Brian Flagg	(to Meg) - I never thought I'd go out of my way to find a cop.
Brian Flagg	(to Meg) I never thought I'd go out of my way to find a cop.

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Col. Hargis	Let's scrag that son-of-a-bitch! (The soldiers fire their weapons into the manhole) SENSOR CHARGE! SHORT FUSE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! (Drops the explosive into the manhole and it detonates) Chew on that, slimeball! (After a pause, the ground all around them begins to tremor violently) What's happening?
Brian Flagg	I think...you pissed it off!
Brian Flagg	I think, you pissed it off!

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Brian Flagg

Well, your meteor brought something, alright, but if it's a germ, it's the biggest son of a bitch you've ever seen.

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Meg Penny	Nobody believes me about what happened tonight.
Brian Flagg	What did happen?
Meg Penny	You were there. You saw!
Brian Flagg	All I saw was an old man with a funky hand. That's all I saw.

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Brian Flagg	My bike's broken down in Elkin's Grove. I was thinking, maybe I could borrow your ratchet set?
Moss Woolsey	The Summit's got me overhauling six damn Skidoos, three Cats, and two flatbed snow makers - by Monday.
Brian Flagg	What's the big hurry? It must be seventy degrees out there.