Brandon T. Jackson

Brandon T. Jackson

Highest Rated: 95% Bowling for Columbine (2002)

Lowest Rated: 5% Get a Job (2016)

Birthday: Mar 7, 1984

Birthplace: Not Available

A native of Detroit, MI, and the son of Bishop Wayne T. Jackson, Brandon T. Jackson developed an affinity and a knack for comedic antics early in life -- which reportedly helped him survive the monotony and boredom of school and ultimately convinced him to pursue a career as a standup comic-cum-actor. He parlayed his ambition into a series of behind-the-mike routines at local community and church events (including the Motor City Youth Festival), then accepted a role in the teen-oriented urban drama Nikita Blues (which, not coincidentally, was executive produced by his father), and in the early 2000s moved to Los Angeles, essaying a series of bit parts in A-list features including Ali (2001), 8 Mile (2002), and Roll Bounce (2005). Jackson subsequently rose to supporting billing with his turn in the filmmaking-themed farce Tropic Thunder (2008), starring Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black, and Ben Stiller, and directed by Stiller.


Highest Rated Movies



54% Izzy Gets the F*ck Across Town Dick 2018
67% The Year of Spectacular Men Actor 2018
11% Eloise Dell Richards 2017
No Score Yet Love by the 10th Date Dante 2017
5% Get a Job Luke 2016
No Score Yet Approaching Midnight AJ Culpepper 2013
42% Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Grover $68.6M 2013
27% Thunderstruck Alan 2012
5% Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son Trent/Charmaine $38M 2011
No Score Yet Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son (Extended Cut) Actor 2011
35% Lottery Ticket Benny $24.8M 2010
40% Operation: Endgame (Rogue's Gallery) Tower 2010
50% Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Grover Underwood $61.2M 2010
18% The Tooth Fairy Duke $58.6M 2010
29% Fast & Furious BMW Driver $155.1M 2009
21% The Day the Earth Stood Still Target Tech $79.2M 2008
81% Tropic Thunder Alpa Chino $110.5M 2008
54% This Christmas El Rey MC $49.2M 2007
No Score Yet Cuttin' Da Mustard Actor 2007
65% Roll Bounce Junior $17.4M 2005
75% 8 Mile Club Patron $116.7M 2002
95% Bowling for Columbine Actor $21.4M 2002
67% Ali Actor $58.2M 2001
No Score Yet Nikita Blues Tyrone 2000


No Score Yet Historical Roasts
Barack Obama 2019
No Score Yet Deadbeat
Roofie 2016
No Score Yet Hollywood Game Night
Appearing 2015
20% Mr. Robinson
Ben Robinson 2015
57% Californication
Hashtag Black 2014
No Score Yet Drunk History
Appearing 2014
No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Conan
Guest 2011
96% Raising Hope
Justin 2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Guest 2011
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
Guest 2011
33% The Wanda Sykes Show
Guest 2010


Percy Jackson says: Why are you in a dress?

Grover says: I'm having a really bad day.

Annabeth says: It's a Chariot of Damnation.

Grover says: Looks like a New York City cab.

Annabeth says: Same difference.

Alpa Chino says: Hell nah, I ain't pee on nat girl. No no listen, here's the story she was in the way when I was peeing she walked past.

Percy Jackson says: Cyclops?! Come on.

Percy Jackson says: Cyclops? Come on.

Grover says: I think the term is ocularly impaired.

Tyson says: Nectar?

Grover says: If you haven't had you haven't lived.

Grover says: If you haven't had, you haven't lived.

Alpa Chino says: But they're trained soldiers.

Kirk Lazarus says: Yes. But we are trained actors.

Alpa Chino says: Yeah, but those dudes are trained soldiers.

Kirk Lazarus says: Yeah. And we're trained actors motherfucker.

Kirk Lazarus says: What do you mean, you people?

Alpa Chino says: What do YOU mean, you people?

Alpa Chino says: That's for Brooklyn, motherfucker!

Grover says: Hey baybe!!

Grover says: Hey baby!

Malcolm Turner/Big Momma says: You'd better change your voice before you start scaring the girls.

Trent/Charmaine says: Oh how about this? Swing low...Swing AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! [screeching]

Percy Jackson says: Your half donkey!

Grover says: I'm half goat

Grover says: I'm half goat.

Alpa Chino says: I'm sorry your dingo aint your baby!!

Alpa Chino says: I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby.

Benny says: Benny: You were supposed to get her number. Not doo-doo.

Benny says: You were supposed to get her number. Not doo-doo.

Tugg Speedman says: What is with you people?!

Kirk Lazarus says: [to Tugg Speedman] What do you mean, 'you people?'

Kirk Lazarus says: Huh?! What do you mean, "you people?"

Alpa Chino says: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do you mean, 'you people?'

Alpa Chino says: [stares at Lazarus, and then gets angry] What do you mean, "you people?"

Kirk Lazarus says: Huh?

Kirk Lazarus says: Huh?!

Jeff Portnoy says: Hey, Alpa, if you let me go right now, I will totally suck your dick. Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy! C'mon baby, let's get this over with!

Jeff Portnoy says: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.

Alpa Chino says: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!

Jeff Portnoy says: I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.