Bruce Campbell

Bruce Campbell

Highest Rated: 95% The Evil Dead (1981)

Lowest Rated: 3% McHale's Navy (1997)

Birthday: Jun 22, 1958

Birthplace: Birmingham, Michigan, USA

Actor-writer-producer Bruce Campbell not only received his start in B-movies, but embraced and exploited his niche in the medium to become one of the more beloved figures in genre films and television. Campbell first garnered attention as the sole surviving character in Sam Raimi's blood-soaked debut feature, "The Evil Dead" (1981). His and Raimi's love of slapstick comedy was put to good use with the follow-ups "Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn" (1987) and "Army of Darkness" (1993), while the short-lived series "The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr." (Fox, 1993-94) attempted to capitalize on his growing cult following. Campbell picked up some of his best notices as an aging Elvis in Don Coscarelli's bizarre comedy-horror feature "Bubba Ho-Tep" (2001) and became a best-selling author with his memoir If Chins Could Kill - Confessions of a B-Movie Actor in 2002. Other notable work included a cameo in Raimi's big-budget adaptation of "Spider-Man" (2002) and its two sequels, as well as the scene-stealing role of ex-spy Sam Axe on the popular spy series "Burn Notice" (USA Network, 2007-13). The multi-faceted talent also lent his voice to such hit films as "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" (2009) and continued his involvement with the franchise that started it all as a producer on the "Evil Dead" (2013) remake. Hard-working and gregarious, Campbell created enough goodwill to make him a fan-favorite among pop-culture connoisseurs, as well as a welcome face with mainstream audiences.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
82% No Score Yet Hail to the Deadites Unknown (Character) - 2020
No Score Yet 38% The Escort Charles (Character) - 2015
91% 55% Doc of the Dead Unknown (Character) - 2014
57% 56% Oz the Great and Powerful Winkie Gate Keeper (Character) $234.9M 2013
63% 63% Evil Dead Producer $54.2M 2013
5% 20% The Color of Time Goody (Character) - 2012
39% 49% Cars 2 Rod "Torquie" Redline (Voice) - 2011
90% 70% Burn Notice: The Fall of Sam Axe Sam Axe (Character),
Executive Producer
- 2011
86% 72% Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Mayor Shelbourne (Voice) - 2009
38% 48% My Name Is Bruce Himself (Character),
Director
$173.1K 2007
63% 51% Spider-Man 3 Maitre de' (Character) $336.5M 2007
No Score Yet 61% Touch the Top of the World Ed Weihenmayer (Character) - 2006
62% 42% The Ant Bully Fugax (Voice) $28.1M 2006
33% 43% Man With the Screaming Brain William Cole (Character),
Director,
Writer,
Producer
- 2005
No Score Yet 31% Alien Apocalypse Ivan (Character) - 2005
67% 37% The Woods Joe Fasulo (Character) - 2005
73% 57% Sky High Coach Boomer (Character) $63.9M 2005
40% 39% Comic Book: The Movie Himself (Character) - 2004
No Score Yet 36% Blood Drive II Unknown (Character) - 2004
93% 82% Spider-Man 2 Snooty Usher (Character) $373.4M 2004
No Score Yet 0% Hatred of a Minute Producer - 2002
No Score Yet 33% Terminal Invasion Jack (Character) - 2002
4% 26% Serving Sara Gordon (Character) $16.9M 2002
79% 79% Bubba Ho-Tep Elvis Presley/Sebastian Haff (Character) $891.9K 2002
42% 60% The Majestic Roland the Intrepid Explorer (Character) $27.8M 2001
No Score Yet 57% TimeQuest William Roberts (Character) - 2000
No Score Yet 20% Icebreaker Carl Greig (Character) - 2000
No Score Yet 62% The Ice Rink Actor (Character) - 1999
9% 20% From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money Barry (Character) - 1999
No Score Yet 18% Goldrush: A Real-Life Alaskan Adventure Pierce Thomas "PT" Madison (Character) - 1998
No Score Yet 50% The Love Bug Hank Cooper (Character) - 1997
No Score Yet No Score Yet In the Line of Duty: Blaze of Glory Jeff Erickson (Character) - 1997
No Score Yet No Score Yet Assault on Dome 4 Alex Windham (Character) - 1997
No Score Yet 73% Running Time Carl (Character) - 1997
3% 38% McHale's Navy Virgil (Character) $4.4M 1997
53% 39% John Carpenter's Escape From L.A. Surgeon General of Beverly Hills (Character) $25.5M 1996
No Score Yet 9% Menno's Mind Mick Dourif (Character) - 1996
No Score Yet 26% Tornado! Jake Thorne (Character) - 1996
59% 79% The Hudsucker Proxy Smitty, Argus Reporter (Character) $2.1M 1994
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. Brisco County Jr. (Character) - 1993
20% 32% Waxwork II: Lost in Time John Loftmore (Character) - 1992
73% 87% Army of Darkness Ash (Character),
Co-Producer,
Film Editor
$10.5M 1992
No Score Yet 30% Mindwarp Stover (Character) - 1992
60% 42% Maniac Cop 2 Jack Forrest (Character) - 1991
No Score Yet 64% Lunatics: A Love Story Ray (Character),
Producer
- 1991
84% 59% Darkman Final Shemp (Character) $32.8M 1990
No Score Yet 24% Easy Wheels Producer - 1989
No Score Yet 27% Moontrap Ray Tanner (Character) - 1989
No Score Yet 53% Sundown, the Vampire in Retreat Van Helsing (Character) - 1989
50% 39% Maniac Cop Jack Forrest (Character) - 1988
95% 89% Evil Dead 2 Ashley "Ash" J. Williams (Character) $2.6M 1987
50% 48% Crimewave Renaldo "The Heel" (Character) - 1985
No Score Yet 52% Thou Shalt Not Kill ... Except Writer (Story) - 1985
No Score Yet 40% Going Back Brice Chapman (Character) - 1984
95% 84% The Evil Dead Ashly 'Ash' J. Williams (Character),
Executive Producer
- 1981
No Score Yet 44% Within the Woods Unknown (Character) - 1978

TV

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Last Kids on Earth Unknown (Voice) 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Ripley's Believe It or Not! Executive Producer,
Host
2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly Guest 2018 2015
99% 95% Ash vs Evil Dead Ash Williams (Character),
Executive Producer
2018 2015-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Celebrity Page Guest 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet At Midnight With Chris Hardwick Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2016
No Score Yet 40% The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Quest Santa (Guest Star) 2014
89% 92% Psych Unknown (Guest Star) 2014
88% 95% Burn Notice Sam Axe (Character) 2007-2013
41% 27% 1600 Penn Unknown (Guest Star) 2013
No Score Yet 91% Robot Chicken Unknown (Guest Voice) 2006
No Score Yet No Score Yet Megas XLR Unknown (Guest Voice) 2004
62% No Score Yet Beggars and Choosers Unknown (Character) 2001
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jack of All Trades Daring Dragoon (Character) 2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hercules: The Legendary Journeys Unknown (Character),
Unknown (Guest Star),
Director
1997-1999 1995
No Score Yet 85% Xena Autolycus (Character),
Unknown (Guest Star),
Director
1996-1999
75% 85% The X-Files Wayne Weinsider (Guest Star) 1999
0% No Score Yet Timecop Unknown (Guest Star) 1998
No Score Yet No Score Yet Ellen Unknown (Guest Star) 1996-1997
No Score Yet No Score Yet Weird Science Unknown (Guest Star) 1997
91% No Score Yet Homicide: Life on the Street Unknown (Guest Star) 1996
67% No Score Yet American Gothic Unknown (Guest Star) 1995
86% 85% Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Unknown (Guest Star) 1995
91% No Score Yet The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. Brisco County, Jr. (Character) 1993-1994
No Score Yet No Score Yet FREE STARZ: Ash vs. Evil Dead Ash Williams (Character),
Executive Producer

QUOTES FROM Bruce Campbell CHARACTERS

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Groovy!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Honey! You got real ugly!

Elvis Presley says: Uh, Mr. President... You're on the floor.

John "Jack" Fitzgerald Kennedy says: No shit?

Elvis Presley says: Now the two key words for tonight - "caution" and "flammable".

John "Jack" Fitzgerald Kennedy says: Also "watch your ass".

Duke Henry says: Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Nope. Just me baby... Just me

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Nope. Just me baby. Just me

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hold it... nobody said anything about three books. Like, like what am I supposed to do - take one book, or all books, or what?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hold it. Nobody said anything about three books. Like, like what am I supposed to do - take one book, or all books, or what?

Knight says: He has fallen from the sky to save us from the deadites, he's a hero! (all knights shouting hero)

Knight says: He has fallen from the sky to save us from the deadites, he's a hero!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: No.No. NO!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: No. No. No!

Possessed Witch says: I'll swallow your soul!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Come get some!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!

Elvis Presley says: Come and get it, you undead sack of s^#@.

Sheila/Evil Sheila says: You found me beautiful once...

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Honey, you got real ugly...

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: This... is my boomstick!

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Aaaaaah!

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Now The Sun Will Be Up In An Hour Or So, And We Can All Get Out Of Here Together.

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Shop smart, shop S-Mart

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Shop smart, shop S-Mart!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Yo...she bitch...Lets go

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king, baby.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: You bastards! Give me back my hand!

Possessed Henrietta says: Hey! I'll swallow your soul! Swallow your soul! Swallow your soul!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Swallow this!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Gimme some sugar, baby.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: "Swallow this"

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Swallow this.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king baby!!!!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king baby!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Shop smart, shop S-mart

Surgeon General of Beverly Hills says: [the Surgeon General gropes Taslima's breasts] My God, they're real!

Shelly says: [about Cheryl] Why does she keep making those horrible noises?

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: I don't know!

Shelly says: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For God's sake, what happened to her eyes?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: This is my BOOM STICK!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: (as the narrator) Sure, I could have stayed in the past. I could have even been king. But in my own way, I am king.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Name's Ash. Housewares.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: You ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and sh*t, and Jack left town.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Yo, she-b*tch. Let's go.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: (Bad Ash) Hee hee hee! I'm Bad Ash. And your Good Ash! Hee hee hee!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: (shoots Bad Ash) I'm not that good.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: This... is my... BOOMSTICK!!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: This... is my... BOOMSTICK!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Groovy.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Groovy!

Bruce Campbell says: Jeff, I just have one request

Jeff says: Anything Bruce.

Bruce Campbell says: Next time you unleash an ancient demon, call that Buffy chick.

Bruce Campbell says: Where in the heck did you find this Evil Dead shampoo?

Jeff says: Bruce, that's drain cleaner.

Bruce Campbell says: Well, I guess that would explain the burning sensation.

Bruce Campbell says: You know Jeff, I've gotten a lot of use out of chainsaws over the years. Killed a lot a zombies, saved a lot of lives, but at the end of the day when push comes to shove... they're just too damn heavy.

Bruce Campbell says: Consider yourself officially exempt from my wrath sweetcakes, and if you're lucky a little later I'll let you play with my boomstick.

Linda says: I feel funny about being here. What if the people who own the place come home?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: They're not gonna come back. Even if they do we'll tell them the car broke down or something like that.

Linda says: With your car, they'd believe it.

Linda says: Please Ash... please don't hurt me. You swore- you swore that we'd always be together. I love you

Linda says: Please Ash... please don't hurt me. You swore- you swore that we'd always be together. I love you.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Noooo!

Linda says: Yah! Your lover is mine and now she burns in Hell.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Damn it! I said I was alright! Are you listening to me? You hear what I'm saying? I'm alright!.. I'm alright..

Annie Knowby says: OK, maybe you are. But for how long? If we're going to beat this thing, we need those pages.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Then let's head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

Jake says: Uh-huh. That's right. I'm running the show now. We're going to go out there in them woods and look for Bobby Joe. Once we find her we're getting the hell out of here.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: No you idiot! You'll kill us all. She's dead by now. Don't you understand? With these pages, at least we have a chance.

Jake says: Bunch of mumbo jumbo bullshit! These pages don't mean squat!

Annie Knowby says: What's wrong?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Felt like someone just walked over my grave. What's that picture? What is that?

Annie Knowby says: In 1300 AD they called this man the, ah, hero from the sky. He was prophesied to have destroyed the Evil.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Didn't do a very good job...

Jake says: What the hell is it?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Maybe something... something trying to force its way into our world.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: We'll all go in together..

Jake says: Hell no! You're the curious one.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: For God's sake! How do you stop it?!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh baby?

Linda says: Sure.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Give me back my hand... GIVE ME BACK MY HAND!!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Give me back my hand... GIVE ME BACK MY HAND!

Possessed Henrietta says: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Swallow this.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: We just killed our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'?

Maitre d' says: Name, please?

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Parker, Peter.

Maitre d' says: Ahh, there we are... table for two, Pecker...

Peter Parker/Spider-Man says: Parker...

Maitre d' says: That is what I said, Pecker!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king baby

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king baby.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: [Pointing at Linda's head] "Your goin' down!"

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: [pointing at Linda's head] You're goin' down.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: All right you primitive screwheads, listen up... see this? This... is my BOOM stick!

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: (talking about Bobby Joe) If she's gone into those woods, you can forget about her...

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: [talking about Bobby Joe] If she's gone into those woods, you can forget about her...

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Who's laughing now!?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Who's laughing now?

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Work-shed!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.

Coach Boomer says: SIDEKICK! [screaming angrily to Will]

Coach Boomer says: Sidekick! [screaming to Will]

Coach Boomer says: I'm Coach Boomer. You may know me as Sonic Boom. You may not.

Ash Ashley J. Williams says: Groovy!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Sheila/Evil Sheila says: But what of all those sweet words you spoke in private?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Oh that's just what we call pillow talk, baby, that's all.

Duke Henry says: You Sir, are not one of my vassals...who are you?

Duke Henry says: You Sir, are not one of my vassals. Who are you?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Who wants to know?

Duke Henry says: I am Henry the Red, Duke of Shale, Lord of Northlands and leader of its peoples.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit...and Jack left town.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town.

Mayor Shelbourne says: Who needs the approval of one family member when you can have it from millions of acquaintances?

Mayor Shelbourne says: Now our towns hero and my metaphorical son, Flint Lockwood.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: It's a trick. Get an axe.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Give me some sugar baby.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Groovy.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Shelly says: (about Cheryl) - Why does she keep making those horrible noises?

Shelly says: (about Cheryl) Why does she keep making those horrible noises?

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: I don't know!

Shelly says: Look at her eyes. Look at her eyes! For Gods, sake what happened to her eyes?!

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm...Well... not Shelly, she? We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you, Scott?

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm, Well, not Shelly, she? We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you, Scott?

Linda says: Hey, Ash! I guessed the card right!

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Yeah...truly amazing.

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: Yeah, truly amazing.

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: We can't bury Shelly - S-She's a friend of ours.

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: We can't bury Shelly. S-She's a friend of ours.

Ashley "Ash" J. Williams says: You bastards! Why are you torturing me like this? Why?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: It took Linda. - And then it came for me. It got into my hand and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: It took Linda. And then it came for me. It got into my hand and it went bad. So I lopped it off at the wrist.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Hail to the king, baby.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.

Possessed Witch says: Who the hell are you?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Name's Ash...Housewares.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Name's Ash, Housewares.

Possessed Witch says: I'll swallow your soul.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Come get some.

Sheila/Evil Sheila says: You found me beautiful once.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Honey, you got real ugly.

Sheila/Evil Sheila says: But what of the things that we've shared? What of all the sweet words that you spoke in private?

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Well, that's just what we call "pillow talk," baby. That's all.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Well, that's just what we call 'pillow talk,' baby. That's all.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: (as a soldier blocks his way, he pushes him aside) Get the f**k out of my face!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Ooh, wait a minute. The words...All right, all right, all right. Say the words. Klaatu...barada...Iu -necktie. Nectar, n-- nickel. Noodle. It's an "N" word. It's definitely an "N" word.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Ooh, wait a minute. The words. All right, all right, all right. Say the words. Klaatu...barada...Iu -necktie. Nectar, n-- nickel. Noodle. It's an 'N' word. It's definitely an 'N' word.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Ooh, wait a minute. The words. All right, all right, all right. Say the words. Klaatu...barada...Iu necktie. Nectar, n - nickel. Noodle. It's an 'N' word. It's definitely an 'N' word.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: I'm bad Ash, and you're good Ash. You're goody little two-shoes. You're goody little two-shoes goody little two-shoes. Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Okay, little fella, here's a little hot chocolate for ya! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: London Bridge is falling down...Falling down...Falling down... Mini-Evil Ashes: My fair lady - Ha!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: London Bridge is falling down. Falling down. Falling down. Mini-Evil Ashes, My fair lady. Ha!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with...molecular structures.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand alloys and compositions and things with, molecular structures.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Groovy.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Gimme some sugar, baby.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: What? Were you raised in a barn? Shut the door! Probably was raised in a barn, along with the other primitives.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me...Blow.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me, Blow.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? - This is my boom stick! It's a 12-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right. This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart. Shop S-mart...You got that?!!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: All right, you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boom stick! It's a 12-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right. This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart. Shop S-mart. You got that?!

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Wait a minute. Hold it. W-Wait a minute. You gotta understand, man. I never even saw these a**holes before.

Ash (Ashley J. Williams) says: Well, hello, Mr. Fancy Pants. I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now. Jack and sh*t, and Jack left town.