Christina Ricci

Why you old men gotta talk so much? You gotta talk yourself into fuckin' me? Like little boys. It's okay. I'm grown, I know. We can go slow.

(beat) Are you gonna give me another bath?

I think... I think we're all fucked up. I know I am. But that don't mean what I feel ain't real, that I can't love somebody. And I know what I've done is real real bad, but um...

(pause) So if you wanna quit on me that I understand. But please don't.

You know why I didn't run. Because I thought to myself, that's what killers do. They run. I didn't want to look like a killer

If you don' t breathe in, a person can do anything for ten minutes.

There's a lot of people a lot nicer coming up. We call them losers.

So what do you know how to make?

I don't fuckin' cook.

You know, Rae, I've met a lot of hard mouthed people in my day...

Alright, alright. Look, I put the God damn dress on alright? I think that I'm handlin' myself with a little fuckin' restraint. I mean you got me all chained up here like I'm some kinda dog!

It's already noon, Rae. Do you think those shorts should still be on.

Well, if they weren't, you could kiss my rebel ass.

You don't know what it's like, Bone, gettin' out on your own, then bein' dragged back home. You wait a few years, get yourself a sweetheart, a job that pays your own money, stuff you like to do that your mama says is silly or sinful. But then, mama, I don't care. I got my car and I got my own plans, and as soon as that car is paid for you can beat your ass I'll be gone again. Next time the devil himself ain't gonna be able to drag me back.

Bring Me Smurfette

Bring me Smurfette.

I'll do it

I'll do it.

Wanna have some fun?

Who's the leopard?

I've always waited for that one moment of truth to set me free and change my life forever...

I've always waited for that one moment of truth to set me free and change my life forever.

Why can't you just download porn like most normal teenagers?

Hemingway has his classic moment in "The Sun Also Rises" when someone asks Mike Campbell how he went bankrupt. All he can say is, "Gradually, then suddenly." That's how depression hits. You wake up one morning, afraid that you're gonna live.

Hemingway has his classic moment in "The Sun Also Rises" when someone asks Mike Campbell how he went bankrupt. All he can say is, 'Gradually, then suddenly.' That's how depression hits. You wake up one morning, afraid that you're gonna live.

Sometimes it feels like we're all living in a Prozac nation. The United States of Depression.

Bucky, what are you doing in the bushes?

Eating a fudge frisbee and doing a mad lib.

I just want to say one thing, if any of you wolves have hurt my daughter I will personally rip out your eyes and shove them down your throat so you can see my claws TEAR YOUR CARCASS OPEN!

Mom?

Not now dear, mommy's in a rage

Not now dear, mommy's in a rage.

(To herself) Ruby get's it she get's me. If she were guy everything would be perfect.

[to herself] Ruby get's it she get's me. If she were guy everything would be perfect.

[to Ruby] We'll be like this beautiful literary freaks. Being brilliant, and dark. Sexy. [both laugh] [to herself] Trouble is, I'm deadly serious .

You know, if you're going to suggest therapy, don't. I'm living proof it doesn't work.

No one acts this way when they are not on drugs...

[interrupts] I fucking DO!

Boys never used to notice me before. I wasn't even on their list of alternatives.

Hemingway has his classic moment in "The Sun Also Rises" when someone asks Mike Campbell how he went bankrupt. All he can say is, "Gradually, then suddenly." That's how depression hits. You wake up one morning, afraid that you're gonna live.

Hemingway has his classic moment in 'The Sun Also Rises' when someone asks Mike Campbell how he went bankrupt. All he can say is, 'Gradually, then suddenly.' That's how depression hits. You wake up one morning, afraid that you're gonna live.

Sometimes it feels like we're all living in a Prozac nation. The United States of Depression.

You're just one of them,after all.Just another selfish, brutal man.Just another thief.

You're just one of them,after all.Just another selfish, brutal man. Just another thief.

You're just one of them, after all. Just another selfish, brutal man. Just another thief.

I think you have no heart. And I had a mind once to give you mine.

God Bless.

Can I have a hug then?

Oh man. Come on. Can we just shake hands?

I really like you. I'm gonna be really sad if you don't come back, unless you tell me. If you're not gonna come back, just tell me. Don't lie to me. Are you gonna come back or not?

If you don't want me to go, I won't go, all right? I won't get a hot chocolate. We can just...

If you want a coffee, go get a coffee. Just come back.

Hi, I'm Amanda Buckman. Why are you dressed like that?

: Like what?

Like you're going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?

Wait.

[about to bury two people] Are they dead?

Does it matter?

You can take this off *holds the chain in both hands*

Nawww...you ain't right kid

Nawww...you ain't right kid.

I felt the rush of a thousand heartbreaks.

I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.

No, you ran! It was you this time.

He just stood there, staring at me. No one's ever just stood there before.

Once the Queen is dead, the King is useless.

What's that about?

I don't know. Maybe he's too depressed to fight. He really loved her, you know.

I like myself the way I am!

Now that's a howl.

I slave* myself for you to go to Harvard so that you can come back looking like a ZOMBIE** *when she says slave she swallows her saliva. **while she says zombie she flexes her muscles and practised this form to show the audience she is a furious mother.

I loved you when you had nothing.

Was that a ninja?

More like a nonja, terrible what passes for a ninja these days.

I have shed my tears for Brom... and yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked?

No, but perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina.

Why do you say that?

Because you have bewitched me.

(singing) You are my sunshine, my only sunshine/You make me happy, the skies are blue/You never know, dear, how much I love you/Please don't take my sunshine away.

[singing] You are my sunshine, my only sunshine/You make me happy, the skies are blue/You never know, dear, how much I love you/Please don't take my sunshine away.

(talking to Rae as he pulls her in a chain outside his house) I ain't gonna be moved on this. Right or wrong. Like Jesus said 'I'mma suffa you, I'MMA SUFFA YOU. Now, get your ass back in my house.

[talking to Rae as he pulls her in a chain outside his house] I ain't gonna be moved on this. Right or wrong. Like Jesus said 'I'mma suffa you, I'MMA SUFFA YOU. Now, get your ass back in my house.

Or what?, or what?. (Spits in Lazarus' face)

Or what? Or what? [spits in Lazarus' face]

"Wow" what?

'Wow' what?

It's already noon, Rae. Do you think those shorts should still be on.

Well, they weren't, you could kiss my rebel coochie, faggot?.

Wow.

"Wow" what?

'Wow' what?

Your eyes. They're beautiful.

I told you I don't hunt.

(last lines) See. We're okay?.

[last lines] See. We're okay?

Is that your bathing suit?

Is that your overbite?

Is that your overbite?

I thought you had shorts on earlier.

I thought you had some shorts on earlier.

I got others.

I'd better be on my way!.

I'd better be on my way!

Is this made from real lemons?

Yes.

I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they´re real lemons?

I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?

We´ll, I´ll tell you what. I´ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?

Well, I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?

Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

I just wanted to be loved.

Good-bye, Ichabod Crane. I curse the day you came to Sleepy Hollow.

And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork and the stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turned in to a baby

And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork and the stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch and the diamond turned in to a baby.

Our parent's are having a baby, too.

They had sex.

Hey, David, it's Camille. You know, when Dostoevsky was writing The Gambler, he signed a contract with his publisher saying that he would finish it in twenty-six days, and he did it, but he had the help of this young stenographer. This girl, she... she stayed with him and she helped him. And... afterwards they actually got married. Ha, isn't that cool? That's how he met his wife. Anyway I found this story in the preface for Crime and Punishment so I was thinking that... and, this would have to be between you and me, but... I was thinking that I could read the books and tell you what's going on and that way you could just focus on your music. But only if you're comfortable with this, and if you're not then you can just forget it, and you can quit, but if you are... then open this door.