Christopher Walken
Highest Rated: 98% Annie Hall (1977)
Lowest Rated: 6% Gigli (2003)
Birthday: Mar 31, 1943
Birthplace: Astoria, Queens, New York City, New York, USA
Having made the rare successful transition from child player to adult star, Christopher Walken went on to become one of the most respected and sometimes feared performers on screen, if only because of his offbeat portrayal of sinister villains. With a dry, deadpan delivery that was oft-imitated by his contemporaries, Walken himself was as much of a cultural phenomenon as some of his performances. After cutting his teeth on the stage in musicals and later dramatic productions, he made his first impression on film as the demented brother of the titular "Annie Hall" (1977) before winning an Academy Award for his tormented Vietnam veteran who becomes obsessed with playing Russian roulette in "The Deer Hunter" (1978). With his status secure, Walken spent the next few decades turning in numerous performance gems in a never-ending string of projects that ranged from Oscar-winning films to bargain bin rentals, including "Biloxi Blues" (1988), "True Romance" (1993) and "Pulp Fiction" (1994). Peppered into his résumé were some of the most outlandish, over-the-top villains ever put on film, like the bleach-blonde industrialist Max Zorin in "A View to a Kill" (1985); the corrupt business man, Max Shreck, who wears human molars as cuff links in "Batman Returns" (1992); and the sadistic Headless Horseman in "Sleepy Hollow" (1995). Though occasionally in danger of self-parody throughout his career, Walken was always relevant, as the "More Cowbell" skit on "Saturday Night Live" (NBC, 1975) indicated. He was also capable at any time of turning in an Oscar-caliber performance, as he did in "Catch Me If You Can" (2002), proving that the always unpredictable Walken was worthy of his stature as one of the most respected actors working in Hollywood.
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
Movies
| Credit | |||||
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| 88% | No Score Yet | Percy | Unknown (Character) | - | 2020 |
| 29% | 85% | The War With Grandpa | Jerry (Character) | $19.3M | 2020 |
| 28% | 50% | Wild Mountain Thyme | Tony Reilly (Character) | $194.9K | 2020 |
| 20% | No Score Yet | The Jesus Rolls | Warden (Character) | - | 2019 |
| 32% | 59% | Irreplaceable You | Unknown (Character) | - | 2018 |
| 17% | 24% | Father Figures | Dr. Walter Tinkler (Character) | $16.8M | 2017 |
| 94% | 86% | The Jungle Book | King Louie (Voice) | $364M | 2016 |
| 14% | 41% | Nine Lives | Felix Perkins (Character) | $19.6M | 2016 |
| 82% | 82% | Eddie the Eagle | Warren Sharp (Character) | $15.8M | 2016 |
| 10% | 21% | Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser | Clem (Character) | - | 2015 |
| 53% | 29% | One More Time | Paul (Character) | - | 2015 |
| 83% | 47% | The Family Fang | Caleb Fang (Character) | $240.1K | 2015 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Turks & Caicos | Unknown (Character) | - | 2014 |
| 56% | 31% | Peter Pan Live! | Unknown (Character) | - | 2014 |
| 51% | 62% | Jersey Boys | Gyp DeCarlo (Character) | $47M | 2014 |
| 50% | 38% | The Power of Few | Doke (Character) | $22.1K | 2013 |
| 76% | 71% | A Late Quartet | Peter Mitchell (Character) | $1.6M | 2012 |
| 36% | 46% | Stand Up Guys | Doc (Character) | $3.3M | 2012 |
| 83% | 71% | Seven Psychopaths | Hans (Character) | $15M | 2012 |
| 62% | 67% | Kill the Irishman | Shondor Birns (Character) | $1.2M | 2011 |
| 70% | 41% | Dark Horse | Jackie (Character) | $1M | 2011 |
| No Score Yet | 38% | Life's a Beach | Roy Callahan (Character) | - | 2011 |
| No Score Yet | 37% | The Maiden Heist | Roger (Character) | - | 2009 |
| No Score Yet | 49% | Five Dollars a Day | Nat Parker (Character) | - | 2008 |
| 91% | 84% | Hairspray | Wilbur Turnblad (Character) | $118.8M | 2007 |
| 21% | 33% | Balls of Fury | Feng (Character) | $32.9M | 2007 |
| 34% | 66% | Click | Morty (Character) | $137.3M | 2006 |
| 21% | 45% | Man of the Year | Jack Menken (Character) | $37.4M | 2006 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Encounters of the Fourth Kind | Unknown (Character) | - | 2006 |
| 29% | 33% | Fade to Black | Brewster (Character) | - | 2006 |
| 76% | 70% | Wedding Crashers | Treasury Secretary William Cleary (Character) | $209.2M | 2005 |
| 52% | 56% | Romance & Cigarettes | Cousin Bo (Character) | $540.1K | 2005 |
| 18% | 56% | Domino | Mark Heiss (Character) | $10.1M | 2005 |
| 29% | 61% | Around the Bend | Turner Lair (Character) | $193.6K | 2004 |
| 26% | 30% | The Stepford Wives | Mike Wellington (Character) | $59.5M | 2004 |
| 38% | 89% | Man on Fire | Rayburn (Character) | $77.9M | 2004 |
| 8% | 27% | Envy | J-Man (Character) | $12.2M | 2004 |
| 8% | 29% | Kangaroo Jack | Sal (Character) | - | 2003 |
| 6% | 13% | Gigli | Det. Stanley Jacobellis (Character) | $5.7M | 2003 |
| 69% | 66% | The Rundown | Hatcher (Character) | $47.6M | 2003 |
| 31% | 33% | The Country Bears | Reed Thimple (Character) | $17M | 2002 |
| 50% | 66% | Undertaking Betty | Frank Featherbed (Character) | - | 2002 |
| 96% | 89% | Catch Me if You Can | Frank Abagnale, Sr. (Character) | $164.4M | 2002 |
| 33% | 88% | Poolhall Junkies | Mike (Character) | $562.1K | 2002 |
| 10% | 63% | Joe Dirt | Clem (Character) | $27.1M | 2001 |
| 59% | 75% | Scotland, Pa. | Lt. Ernie McDuff (Character) | $384.1K | 2001 |
| 15% | 42% | The Affair of the Necklace | Count Cagliostro (Character) | $430.3K | 2001 |
| 32% | 40% | America's Sweethearts | Hal Weidmann (Character) | $93.6M | 2001 |
| 17% | 41% | The Prophecy 3: The Ascent | Gabriel (Character) | - | 2000 |
| 54% | 46% | The Opportunists | Victor Kelly (Character) | $581.1K | 2000 |
| No Score Yet | 36% | Kiss Toledo Goodbye | Max (Character) | - | 1999 |
| 58% | 56% | Blast From the Past | Calvin Webber (Character) | $26.5M | 1999 |
| No Score Yet | 62% | Vendetta | James Houston (Character) | - | 1999 |
| No Score Yet | 72% | Sarah, Plain and Tall: Winter's End | Jacob Witting (Character) | - | 1999 |
| 69% | 80% | Sleepy Hollow | The Hessian Horseman (Character) | $101.1M | 1999 |
| 33% | 23% | The Eternal | Uncle Bill Ferriter (Character) | - | 1998 |
| 33% | 44% | The Prophecy II | Gabriel (Character) | - | 1998 |
| 40% | 67% | Illuminata | Bevalaqua (Character) | $836.6K | 1998 |
| 19% | 38% | New Rose Hotel | Fox (Character) | $20.4K | 1998 |
| 92% | 52% | Antz | Colonel Cutter (Voice) | $90.7M | 1998 |
| 34% | 74% | Suicide Kings |
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$1.7M | 1997 |
| 32% | 41% | Excess Baggage | Ray (Character) | $14.3M | 1997 |
| 42% | 49% | Mouse Hunt | Caesar, the Exterminator (Character) | $61.8M | 1997 |
| 33% | 34% | Touch | Bill Hill (Character) | $373.1K | 1997 |
| 79% | 67% | The Funeral | Ray (Character) | $1.2M | 1996 |
| 37% | 51% | Last Man Standing | Hickey (Character) | $18.1M | 1996 |
| 68% | 77% | Basquiat | The Interviewer (Character) | $3M | 1996 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Celluloid | Unknown (Character) | - | 1996 |
| 60% | 45% | Wild Side | Bruno Buckingham (Character) | - | 1995 |
| 33% | 72% | Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead | The Man With The Plan (Character) | $232.2K | 1995 |
| 43% | 64% | The Prophecy | Gabriel (Character) | $15.7M | 1995 |
| 33% | 42% | Search and Destroy | Kim Ulander (Character) | - | 1995 |
| 75% | 68% | The Addiction | Peina (Character) | - | 1995 |
| 32% | 47% | Nick of Time | Mr. Smith (Character) | $7.8M | 1995 |
| 20% | 33% | A Business Affair | Vanni Corso (Character) | $2.8K | 1994 |
| 92% | 96% | Pulp Fiction | Captain Koons (Character) | - | 1994 |
| No Score Yet | 50% | Scam | Jack Shanks (Character) | - | 1993 |
| No Score Yet | 40% | Day of Atonement | Pasco Meisner (Character) | - | 1993 |
| No Score Yet | 73% | Skylark | Jacob Witting (Character) | - | 1993 |
| 93% | 93% | True Romance | Vincenzo Coccotti (Character) | - | 1993 |
| 60% | 63% | Wayne's World 2 | Bobby Cahn (Character) | $46.2M | 1993 |
| 72% | 39% | Mistress | Warren Zell (Character) | $53.6K | 1992 |
| 80% | 73% | Batman Returns | Max Shreck (Character) | $160.3M | 1992 |
| No Score Yet | 22% | All-American Murder | P.J. Decker (Character) | - | 1992 |
| No Score Yet | 37% | McBain | Robert McBain (Character) | $294.5K | 1991 |
| 80% | 71% | Sarah, Plain and Tall | Jacob Witting (Character) | - | 1991 |
| 75% | 77% | King of New York | Frank White (Character) | $2.6M | 1990 |
| 47% | 61% | The Comfort of Strangers | Robert (Character) | - | 1990 |
| 20% | 47% | Communion | Whitley Strieber (Character) | $1.9M | 1989 |
| No Score Yet | 59% | Puss in Boots | Puss (Character) | - | 1988 |
| 59% | 75% | The Milagro Beanfield War | Kyril Montana (Character) | $12.7M | 1988 |
| 78% | 62% | Biloxi Blues | Sgt. Toomey (Character) | $41.9M | 1988 |
| No Score Yet | 50% | Homeboy | Wesley Pendergass (Character) | - | 1988 |
| No Score Yet | 43% | Deadline | Don Stevens (Character) | $86.7K | 1987 |
| 87% | 79% | At Close Range | Brad Whitewood Sr. (Character) | $560.7K | 1986 |
| 38% | 40% | A View to a Kill | Max Zorin (Character) | - | 1985 |
| 55% | 56% | Brainstorm | Michael Brace (Character) | - | 1983 |
| 89% | 76% | The Dead Zone | Johnny Smith (Character) | - | 1983 |
| No Score Yet | 78% | Who Am I This Time? | Unknown (Character) | - | 1982 |
| 82% | 65% | Pennies From Heaven | Tom (Character) | - | 1981 |
| 67% | 52% | The Dogs of War | Jamie Shannon (Character) | - | 1980 |
| 59% | 54% | Heaven's Gate | Nathan D. Champion (Character) | - | 1980 |
| 29% | 32% | Last Embrace | Eckart (Character) | - | 1979 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Shoot the Sun Down | Mr. Rainbow (Character) | - | 1978 |
| 92% | 92% | The Deer Hunter | Nick (Character) | - | 1978 |
| No Score Yet | 27% | Roseland | Russel (The Hustle) (Character) | - | 1977 |
| 45% | 44% | The Sentinel | Det. Rizzo (Character) | - | 1977 |
| 98% | 92% | Annie Hall | Duane Hall (Character) | - | 1977 |
| 80% | 64% | Next Stop, Greenwich Village | Robert Fulmer (Character) | - | 1976 |
| No Score Yet | 46% | The Mind Snatchers | Privatz James H. Reese (Character) | - | 1972 |
| 74% | 53% | The Anderson Tapes | The Kid (Character) | - | 1971 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Barefoot in Athens | Lamprocles (Character) | - | 1966 |
TV
| Credit | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Score Yet | 38% | The Late Show With Stephen Colbert | Guest | 2020 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Finding Your Roots | Guest | 2017 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Today | Guest | 2016 2013 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The View | Guest | 2016 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Lidia Celebrates America | Guest | 2015 |
| No Score Yet | 52% | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon | Guest | 2014 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Worricker on Masterpiece | Curtis Pelissier (Character) | 2014 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Daily Show With Jon Stewart | Guest | 2013-2014 2007 |
| No Score Yet | 75% | Late Show With David Letterman | Guest | 2014 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Inside the Actors Studio | Guest | 2013 1996 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Q With Jian Ghomeshi | Guest | 2012 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | CBS News Sunday Morning | Guest | 2012 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Late Night With Jimmy Fallon | Guest | 2012 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Live! With Kelly and Michael | Guest | 2012 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | The Early Show | Guest | 2010 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Live With Regis and Kelly | Guest | 2010 |
| 78% | 93% | 30 Rock | Christopher Walken (Guest Voice) | 2009 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Saturday Night Live | Host | 2008 2003 2000-2001 1996 1992 1990 |
| No Score Yet | No Score Yet | Kojak | Unknown (Guest Star) | 1977 |
QUOTES FROM Christopher Walken CHARACTERS
King Louie says: You know who I am?
Mowgli says: No?
King Louie says: I am the King of the Bandar-log. Call me Louie.
King Louie says: You can't or you won't.
Mowgli says: I can't.
King Louie says: I have ears and my ears have ears
King Louie says: I have ears and my ears have ears.
McBain says: I don't need forever!
Jamie Shannon says: Now you're going to have to buy it all over again.
Hans says: You might wanna stop drinking, Martin, if this is how you're going to behave.
Marty says: If this is how I'm gonna..? This guy... just telephoned a psycho killer, to come and psycho kill us! And this guy's doubting a life-long believe in the after life because of psychedelic cactus he just ate! And you motherfuckers are telling me to behave?!
Morty says: P.S. Your wife's rockin' body still drives me crazy!
Angelo "Gyp" DeCarlo says: I know you don't like me, but let's kill Batman!
Frank Abagnale Sr. says: You know why the Yankees always win, Frank?
Frank Abagnale Jr. says: Because they have Mickey Mantle?
Frank Abagnale Sr. says: No, it's because noone can keep their eyes off those damn pinstripes.
Frank Abagnale Sr. says: You know why the Yankees always win, Frank?
Frank Abagnale Jr. says: Because they have Mickey Mantle?
Frank Abagnale Sr. says: No, it's because noone can keep their eyes off those damn pinstripes.
Frank Abagnale Sr. says: You know why the Yankees always win, Frank?
Frank Abagnale Jr. says: Because they have Mickey Mantle?
Frank Abagnale Sr. says: No, it's because noone can keep their eyes off those damn pinstripes.
Edna Turnblad says: Oh, Wilbur, to think that I almost stopped her from reaching for the stars!
Wilbur Turnblad says: And now here she is on local daytime TV.
Whitley Strieber says: I am the dreamer, you are the dream
Whitley Strieber says: I am the dreamer, you are the dream.
Johnny Smith says: As he was a bachelor, and in nobody's debt, nobody troubled his head any more about him...
Max Shreck says: What did curiosity do to the cat?
Whitley Strieber says: It's like I can't see anything but the inside of my own head.
Val says: Is time to kick ass or chew gum, and guess what...
Val says: Is time to kick ass or chew gum and guess what?
Doc says: I'm all out of gum.
Capt. Koons says: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Hans says: Five hundred bucks, baby! A blonde lady with a big fat basset hound.
Myra says: When you gonna get a job that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?
Hans says: You're the one who thought psychopaths were so interesting! They get kind of tiresome after a while, don't you think?
Vincenzo Coccotti says: What we are doing is having a game o show an tell. You aren't telling me anything, but you're showing me everything.
Vincenzo Coccotti says: What we are doing is having a game show and tell. You aren't telling me anything, but you're showing me everything.
Hans says: I know you said dream sequences are for fags but I think it could work y'know we all gotta dream don't we?
Hans says: I know you said dream sequences are for fags but I think it could work y'know we all gotta dream don't we?
Hans says: Fuck the cops. Fuck em!
Hans says: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
Billy says: No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left?
Michael Newman says: What is this a porno or something? Is that my parents?!
Morty says: They're making you. Like bunny rabbits.
Michael Newman says: Get me outta here!
Capt. Koons says: So I hid this uncomfortable lunk of metal up my ass
Capt. Koons says: I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years.
Doc says: Let's just drop the welcome home thing.
Edna Turnblad says: (to Velma Von Tussle): Smile Miss Crab Meat you're on candid camera
Edna Turnblad says: [to Velma Von Tussle] Smile Miss Crab Meat you're on candid camera.
Wilbur Turnblad says: That was a good shot
Wilbur Turnblad says: That was a good shot.
Velma Von Tussle says: (laughs) What are you doing? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! GO TO COMMERCIAL! GO!
Velma Von Tussle says: [laughs] What are you doing? GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME! GO TO COMMERCIAL! GO!
Charles Barrett says: Those dogs, it wasn't steak they were eating.
Charles Barrett says: A lot of times the only thing that kept me out of a satin box was I could size up the other guy half a second quicker than he could me.
Charles Barrett says: Everybody out there knows, everybody lies. Cops lie, newspapers lie....the one thing you can count on is word on the street That's solid.
Charles Barrett says: Everybody out there knows, everybody lies. Cops lie, newspapers lie... the one thing you can count on is word on the street That's solid.
Avery Chasten says: You should listen to him, Mr. Barrett, his father's a doctor.
Charles Barrett says: Oh, I thought he was a serial killer.
Charles Barrett says: I'm going to give you an opportunity to get out of this before everything get so fucked up that nobody has a chance to recover, ya know what I'm sayin'?
May Day says: (Looks through Zepplin window at Golden Gate Bridge) Wow... What a view
May Day says: [looks through Zepplin window at Golden Gate Bridge] Wow... What a view.
Max Zorin says: ...To a Kill
Max Zorin says: To a kill.
Frank White says: I'm not your problem.
Marty says: That's just great! That's just fucking great! Do you know what that is? Do you know what that is right there!
Hans says: Great?
Marty says: That's just fucking great!
Ray says: "yeah-well, fuck them, and their flowers."
Ray says: Yeah-well, fuck them, and their flowers.
Vincenzo Coccotti says: I haven't killed anybody...since 1984.
Max Shreck says: Bruce Wayne, what are doing dressed up as Batman?
Catwoman/Selina Kyle says: He is Batman, you idiot!
Catwoman says: He is Batman, you moron!
Hans says: As Gandhi said..."An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind". I believe that whole heartedly.
Hans says: As Gandhi said...'An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind'. I believe that whole heartedly.
Bill says: No it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy going to take out the eye of the last guy left whose still got one eye left? All that guy has to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Ghandi was wrong. It's just that nobody's got the balls to come out and say it.
Peina says: The entire world's a graveyard. And we, the birds of prey, picking at the bones.
Peina says: You learn to control it. You learn, like the Tibetans , to survive on a little.
Hans says: It's their blood... It's his puke.
Charlie says: Put your hands up!
Hans says: No.
Charlie says: But I've got a gun!
Hans says: I don't care.
Charlie says: That doesn't make any sense!
Hans says: Too bad!
Clifford Worley says: 'Cause you, you're part eggplant
Clifford Worley says: 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
Vincenzo Coccotti says: You're a cantaloupe
Vincenzo Coccotti says: You're a cantaloupe.
Man With The Plan says: "It's just an action, not a piece of work."
Man With The Plan says: It's just an action, not a piece of work.
Max Shreck says: (Looking at the umbrella)What's that for, to hypnotize me?
Max Shreck says: [looking at the umbrella] What's that for, to hypnotize me?
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot says: No, just to give you a splitting headache.
Max Shreck says: Why are you dressed up as Batman?
Catwoman/Selina Kyle says: That's because he is Batman you moron!
Morty says: Is that a woman or a man?
Morty says: Is that a man or a woman?
Mike says: You had Phil shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.
Vincenzo Coccotti says: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."
Vincenzo Coccotti says: I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you.
Max Shreck says: Imagine... A place for a new mayor in Gotham, and Oswald Cobblepot filling the void...
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot says: (looks at hot chick) I'd like to fill HER void!
The Penguin/Oswald Cobblepot says: [looks at hot chick] I'd like to fill HER void!
Caesar says: What's tha-? Horse! Fiendish! I won't eat it!
Mike says: Now... don't beat him. Kick his ass!
Michael Newman says: (Found the remote control in his pants)
Michael Newman says: [found the remote control in his pants]
Morty says: Is that a stick or are you just happy?
Morty says: Is this a stick up, or are you just happy?
Sal Maggio says: Amorphous.
Man With The Plan says: I heard about your endeavor,some support group thing for dying fags.
Man With The Plan says: One minute you're saving the rainforest,the next,you're chugging cock.
Feng says: Stop! This is Boring! Kill them Both! We're missing Antiques Roadshow!
Reed Thimple says: This is not over....BEARS!
Frank Abagnale Sr. says: Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.
Nick says: I like the trees you know. All the different ways of the trees.
Jacob Witting says: "My wife died six years ago.. I hope you don't expect--"
Jacob Witting says: My wife died six years ago.. I hope you don't expect--
Sarah Wheaton says: "It's alright, Mr. Whitting, I didn't come here for love."
Sarah Wheaton says: It's alright, Mr. Whitting, I didn't come here for love.
Jacob Witting says: "What I meant is that the house is not in perfect order.. I didn't ask for love."
Jacob Witting says: What I meant is that the house is not in perfect order.. I didn't ask for love.
Gabriel says: "In the end, there's still the word. Everywhere. In heaven with angels, the Earth and stars; even the darkest part of the human soul. It was there the word burned brightest, and for a moment... I was blinded."
Gabriel says: In the end, there's still the word. Everywhere. In heaven with angels, the Earth and stars; even the darkest part of the human soul. It was there the word burned brightest, and for a moment... I was blinded.
Gabriel says: "What's it like? To wake up.. as dead meat, with the buzzards circling?"
Gabriel says: What's it like? To wake up.. as dead meat, with the buzzards circling?
Danyael says: "Do I know you?"
Danyael says: Do I know you?
Gabriel says: "I know you, from.. Before you were born. Both times."
Gabriel says: I know you, from.. Before you were born. Both times.
Gabriel says: "You been with a woman, Zophael? It's like dying -- You moan, cry out -- You get to a spot, that has you BEGGING, for release. Once, I was an Angel of Death... now, I die every day... when I have the cash."
Gabriel says: You been with a woman, Zophael? It's like dying -- You moan, cry out -- You get to a spot, that has you BEGGING, for release. Once, I was an Angel of Death... now, I die every day... when I have the cash.
Turner Lair says: "Goin' to the rock.. It's where you come from. The woman I made love with on that rock... was your mother."
Turner Lair says: Goin' to the rock.. It's where you come from. The woman I made love with on that rock... was your mother.
Jason Lair says: "Why did Henry send us here, Turner?"
Jason Lair says: Why did Henry send us here, Turner?
Turner Lair says: "Spite . . ."
Turner Lair says: Spite...
Jason Lair says: ". . . No, he sent us here so I could forgive you. That's all my post-it said was, "Forgive him." What am I forgiving you for, Turner? Huh? What am I forgiving you for?"
Jason Lair says: No, he sent us here so I could forgive you. That's all my post-it said was, "Forgive him." What am I forgiving you for, Turner? Huh? What am I forgiving you for?
Turner Lair says: "What happened here... there's no forgiveness. ...I'm, i'm not even that person anymore."
Turner Lair says: What happened here... there's no forgiveness. ...I'm, i'm not even that person anymore.
Jason Lair says: "What happened on the stairway, Turner? Just tell me, what happened on the stairway?"
Jason Lair says: What happened on the stairway, Turner? Just tell me, what happened on the stairway?
Turner Lair says: "You were not in the car."
Turner Lair says: You were not in the car.
Jason Lair says: "What?"
Jason Lair says: What?
Turner Lair says: "With your mother. You were never in a car accident."
Turner Lair says: With your mother. You were never in a car accident.
Jason Lair says: "What'd you do? Did you drop me? Is that it? You get fucked up? You get fucked up and you dropped me?"
Jason Lair says: What'd you do? Did you drop me? Is that it? You get fucked up? You get fucked up and you dropped me?
Turner Lair says: "Fucked up? I WAS GONE!"
Turner Lair says: Fucked up? I WAS GONE!
Jason Lair says: "Just... say it! Say it! Say it! You dropped me! Say it."
Jason Lair says: Just... say it! Say it! Say it! You dropped me! Say it.
Turner Lair says: "No... no. No! NO! Nobody dropped you! ..GET IT? ....I threw you, kid. I threw my boy.. I threw my boy"
Turner Lair says: No... no. No! NO! Nobody dropped you! ..GET IT? ....I threw you, kid. I threw my boy.. I threw my boy.
Jason Lair says: You called me TENSE!
Turner Lair says: You called me a THIEF!
Jason Lair says: You WERE a thief!
Turner Lair says: You were tense.. You still are.
Turner Lair says: You were tense. You still are.
Turner Lair says: "She was.. My breath. When she died, I had no.. Breath, anymore. You understand?"
Turner Lair says: She was.. My breath. When she died, I had no.. Breath, anymore. You understand?
Reed Thimple says: "Do you like the sound of crunching wood? ...I do."
Reed Thimple says: Do you like the sound of crunching wood? ...I do.
Max Zorin says: "You lost, 007."
Max Zorin says: You lost, 007.
James Bond says: "Killing Tibbett was a mistake."
James Bond says: Killing Tibbett was a mistake.
Max Zorin says: "I'm about to make the same mistake twice."
Max Zorin says: I'm about to make the same mistake twice.
Max Zorin says: "So.. Does anyone else wanna drop out?"
Max Zorin says: So.. Does anyone else wanna drop out?
Max Zorin says: "You slept well?"
Max Zorin says: You slept well?
James Bond says: "A little restless, but I got off eventually."
James Bond says: A little restless, but I got off eventually.
Max Zorin says: "Intuitive improvisation, is the secret of genius."
Max Zorin says: Intuitive improvisation, is the secret of genius.
Angel Gabriel says: "You know how you got that dent, on your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, -- then I put my finger there -- and I said 'Shh.'"
Angel Gabriel says: You know how you got that dent, on your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, -- then I put my finger there -- and I said 'Shh.
Angel Gabriel says: "Bye kids, study your math! Key to the universe!"
Angel Gabriel says: Bye kids, study your math! Key to the universe!
Katherine says: "Go to hell!"
Katherine says: Go to hell!
Angel Gabriel says: "Heaven, darling, Heaven. At least get the zip code right."
Angel Gabriel says: Heaven, darling, Heaven. At least get the zip code right.
Katherine says: "It's all the same to you, isn't it?"
Katherine says: It's all the same to you, isn't it?
Angel Gabriel says: "No! In Heaven, we believe in love."
Angel Gabriel says: No! In Heaven, we believe in love.
Katherine says: "What do you love, Gabriel?"
Katherine says: What do you love, Gabriel?
Angel Gabriel says: "Cracking your skull."
Angel Gabriel says: Cracking your skull.
Angel Gabriel says: "I'm an angel, I kill first born's while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls and from now until kingdom COME, the only thing you can COUNT ON, in your EXISTENCE.. Is never understanding why."
Angel Gabriel says: I'm an angel, I kill first born's while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls and from now until kingdom COME, the only thing you can COUNT ON, in your EXISTENCE.. Is never understanding why.
Robert says: "My father, was a very big man.. and all his life, he wore a black mustache. When it was no longer black, he used a small brush, -- such as ladies use for their eyes. Mascara -- to keep it black. You could not speak, at the dinner table unless first spoken to by my father."
Robert says: My father, was a very big man.. and all his life, he wore a black mustache. When it was no longer black, he used a small brush, -- such as ladies use for their eyes. Mascara -- to keep it black. You could not speak, at the dinner table unless first spoken to by my father.
Michael Brace says: "Why do you have to die to let go?"
Michael Brace says: Why do you have to die to let go?
Michael Brace says: "Look at the stars."
Michael Brace says: Look at the stars.
Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey says: "The moral to this story is -- when you get real horny -- do unto yourself as you would otherwise do unto others."
Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey says: "You're taking me on, aren't you? I have a nutcracker that crunches the testicles of men that take me on."
Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey says: You're taking me on, aren't you? I have a nutcracker that crunches the testicles of men that take me on.
Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey says: "In the past twenty-one days, you boys have made some fine progress. You're not fighting soldiers yet, but I'd match you up against some Nazi cocktail waitress anytime."
Sgt. Merwin J. Toomey says: In the past twenty-one days, you boys have made some fine progress. You're not fighting soldiers yet, but I'd match you up against some Nazi cocktail waitress anytime.
Johnny Smith says: "The ICE-- Is gonna BREAK!"
Johnny Smith says: The ICE-- Is gonna BREAK!
Dennis Gilley says: "I heard a rumor about you."
Dennis Gilley says: I heard a rumor about you.
Frank White says: "What's that?"
Frank White says: What's that?
Dennis Gilley says: "I heard you got AIDS getting dicked up your ass in prison, that's what I heard."
Dennis Gilley says: I heard you got AIDS getting dicked up your ass in prison, that's what I heard.
Frank White says: [Laughs] "I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead."
Frank White says: [laughs] I thought about you every time I jerked off, dickhead.
Frank White says: "You think ambushing me in some nightclub's gonna stop what makes people take drugs? This country spends $100 billion a year on getting high, and it's not because of me. All that time I was wasting in jail, it just got worse. I'm not your problem. I'm just a businessman."
Frank White says: You think ambushing me in some nightclub's gonna stop what makes people take drugs? This country spends $100 billion a year on getting high, and it's not because of me. All that time I was wasting in jail, it just got worse. I'm not your problem. I'm just a businessman.
Frank White says: "From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now it's my turn."
Frank White says: From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now it's my turn.
The Kid says: "America, man, you know it's so beautiful I wanna eat it!"
The Kid says: America, man, you know it's so beautiful I wanna eat it!
Russel says: "You think Iâ??m vain. â??Cause I like myself? I like my suit. Donâ??t you like my suit? You like my tie?"
Russel says: You think I'm vain. Cause I like myself? I like my suit. Don't you like my suit? You like my tie?
Marilyn says: [Giggles] "Cute."
Marilyn says: [giggles] Cute.
Russel says: "Cute? How about the rest of me? My eyes, hair, profile. Legs long enough? [Gestures at stomach] Mmm, flat."
Russel says: Cute? How about the rest of me? My eyes, hair, profile. Legs long enough? [gestures at stomach] Mmm, flat.
Russel says: "What do you do at home? Stare at the wall and go quietly crazy?"
Russel says: What do you do at home? Stare at the wall and go quietly crazy?
Frank Abagnale Sr. says: Must've slipped right off your neck.
Max Shreck says: Selina? Selina Kyle, you're fired! And Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed up like Batman?
Catwoman/Selina Kyle says: Because he is Batman, you moron!
Max Shreck says: Bottom line: if she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Mean time, I got better fish to fry.
Max Shreck says: You're not only saving a life, you're--
Batman / Bruce Wayne says: Shut up, you're going to jail.
Capt. Koons says: Hello, little man. Boy, I sure heard a bunch about you. See, I was a good friend of your dad's. We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together over five years. Hopefully, you'll never have to experience this yourself but when two men are in a situation like me and your dad were for as long as we were, you take on certain responsibilities on the other. If it'd been me who'd not made it, Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son, Jim. The way it turned out, I'm talking to you, Butch. I got something for ya'. This watch I got here was first purchased by your great grandfather during the First World War. It was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee; made by the first company to ever make wristwatches. Up 'til then people just carried pocket watches. It was bought by private Erine Coolidge on the day he set sail for Paris. This was your great grandfather's war watch and he wore it every day he was in that war. When he'd done his duty, went home to your great grandmother, took the watch off, put it in a coffee can, and in that can it stayed 'til your granddad, Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War II. Your great grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and was killed along with a lot of other Marines on the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death; he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive so, three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an air force transport under the name of Winocki, a man he’d never met before in his life to deliver to his infant son, who he’d never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later your granddad was dead but Winocki kept his word. After the war was over he paid a visit to your grandmother delivering to your infant father his dad’s gold watch, this watch. This watch was on your daddy’s wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch they would confiscate it; take it away. The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slope’s gonna put his greasy, yellow hands on his boy’s birthright so he hid it, on the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery, gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family and now, little man, I give the watch to you.
Frank Abagnale Sr. says: Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he turned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse.
Nick says: One shot.