Craig Ferguson

May the Valkyries welcome you and lead you through Odin's great battle field. May they sing your name with love and fury, so that we might hear it rise from the depths of Valhalla. And know that you've taken your rightful place at the table of Kings. For a great man has fallen: A warrior. A chieftain. A father. A friend.

Some may suggest this was poorly conceived.

Then it's a good thing that I never listen!

That's why I never married, well, that and another reason.

Wait, aren't you gonna teach us first?

I believe in learning on the job.

That's why I never married.

All of you are going to learn how to fight dragons. [Puts his hand on a lever to open a cage]

All of you are going to learn how to fight dragons. [puts his hand on a lever to open a cage]

Whoa, whoa, aren't you gonna teach us first?

I believe in learning on the job. [Pulls the lever down to release the dragon from the cage]

I believe in learning on the job. [pulls the lever down to release the dragon from the cage]

I take him fishing and he goes hunting for trolls!

Trolls exist! They take your socks but only the left ones.

Show yourself! Or are you too afraid to ruffle your pretty hair?

At least we actually have hair!

And all our teeth!

If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop… this.

But you just pointed to all of me.

I don't think this thing's got a blind spot!

Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!

Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too... muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with all... (flexing) this!

Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too... muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with all... [flexing] this!

Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?

You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw... "Viking-ness" contained! There will be consequences!

You-you, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw... 'Viking-ness' contained! There will be consequences!

I'll take my chances.

Oh, perfect. And while I'm busy, Hiccup can cover the store. Molten steel, razor-sharp blades, lots of time to himself - what could possibly go wrong?

We need to issue an-

Gesundheit.

What?

You sneezed.

No, the word is 'issue' not 'achoo'!

You must be catching a cold.

I'll probably catch it too.

He never listens.

Oh yeah it runs in the family.

And when he does it's with this disappointed scowl like someone skimped out on the meat in his sandwich. <mocking Stoick> Excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with meaty arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone.

And when he does it's with this disappointed scowl like someone skimped out on the meat in his sandwich. [mocking Stoick] Excuse me, barmaid, I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with meaty arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone.

Now you're thinking about this all wrong. It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.

...Thank you for summing that up.

Thank you for summing that up.

Well, the thing to do is issue a reward-

Gesundheit.

I beg your pardon?

You sneezed.

No I didn't, the word is "issue" not "achoo!"

No I didn't, the word is 'issue' not 'hachew'

You must be catching a cold.

I'll probably catch it too.

Nice of you to join the party, thought you'd been carried off.

Oh, nice of you to join the party! I thought you'd been carried off!

Who, me? No, come on,l'm Way too muscular for their taste. They Wouldn't know What to do With all this.

Who, me? Nah, come on! I'm way too muscular for their taste! They wouldn't know what to do with... all this! [gesturing to himself and flexing]

Well..!!, They need toothpicks, don't they?

Well, they need toothpicks, don't they?

Trolls exist. They steal your socks...but only the left ones....what's with that?

Trolls exist! They steal your socks, but only the left ones. What's with that?