Craig Roberts

Stanley

Why are you dressed like Ellen DeGeneres?

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Oliver Tate

Bound to be disappointing? So why wait?

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Oliver Tate	Sorry, I thought you someone else.
Oliver Tate	Sorry, I thought you were someone else.

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Oliver Tate

You're too good for me, you're too good for anyone.

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Oliver Tate	I don’t quite know what I am yet. I’ve tried flipping coins, listening exclusively to french crooners, I’ve even had a brief hat phase, but nothing stuck.
Oliver Tate	I don't quite know what I am yet. I've tried flipping coins, listening exclusively to french crooners, I've even had a brief hat phase but nothing stuck.

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Oliver Tate

My mother is worried I have mental problems.

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Oliver Tate

Why else would she be at the hairdresser's with Graham the ninja? He probably makes sure all his prospective sex partners are salon-fresh before impregnating them with a ninja love child.

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Oliver Tate

My mother gave a hand job to a mystic!

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Oliver Tate	"In my other recurring dream, I mentally rehearse the end scene. The one where its getting dark and I mistake a girl for Jordana. A girl with the exact same frame and the exact same hair. And when she turns around, I see her face is nothing like Jordana's. And she asks, "Do I know you?", I look traumatized and say "No. You dont know me... You dont know me at all."
Oliver Tate	In my other recurring dream, I mentally rehearse the end scene. The one where its getting dark and I mistake a girl for Jordana. A girl with the exact same frame and the exact same hair. And when she turns around, I see her face is nothing like Jordana's. And she asks, 'Do I know you?', I look traumatized and say No. You dont know me... You dont know me at all.

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Oliver Tate	"Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck. Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry."
Oliver Tate	Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck. Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry.

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Oliver Tate

My mother is worried I have mental problems. I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parents' bedroom.

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Oliver Tate	â??In many ways I prefer my own company, it gives me time to think.â??
Oliver Tate	In many ways I prefer my own company, it gives me time to think.

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Oliver Tate	"Most people think of themselves as individuals, that there's no one on the planet like them"
Oliver Tate	Most people think of themselves as individuals, that there's no one on the planet like them.

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Oliver Tate

He wasn't even considered hard until the Watkin twins famously stabbed him in the back with compasses. He said nothing; showed no discomfort as his shirt blossomed with blood poppies. His stoicism reminded me of the brave men who died in the First World War.

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Oliver Tate	This is the moment where you leave him and come with me.
Jordana Bevan	Is it?
Oliver Tate	Yeah, are you coming?
Jordana Bevan	No.

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Oliver Tate

Jordana and I enjoyed an atavistic, glorious fortnight of lovemakin'; humiliatin' teachers and bullies in the week. I have already turned these moments into the Super-8 footage of memory.

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Oliver Tate

My mother is worried I have mental problems. I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parents' bedroom.

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Oliver Tate	My mom gave a handjob to a mystic.
Oliver Tate	My mum gave a handjob to a mystic.

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Oliver Tate	Her mouth tasted of milk, Polo mints and Dunlop International...
Oliver Tate	Her mouth tasted of sour milk, Polo mints and Dunhill International.

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Oliver Tate	I asked her if we were not boyfriend and girlfriend. She said maybe. I took it as "yes oli, we are now as one."
Oliver Tate	I asked if she was my girlfriend now. She said 'I'll think about it'.

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Oliver Tate	I'v tried smoking a pipe. Flipping coins.
Oliver Tate	I've tried smoking a pipe. Flipping coins.

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Oliver Tate

I wish there was a film that followed my every move.