Craig Roberts

Craig Roberts

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

51% Tolkien Private Sam Hodges 2019
No Score Yet Eternal Beauty Screenwriter Director 2019
23% Kill Your Friends Darren $0.3M 2016
77% The Fundamentals of Caring Trevor 2016
50% Premature Stanley 2014
84% 22 Jump Street Spencer $154.3M 2014
72% Neighbors Assjuice $134.5M 2014
83% The Double Detective $0.6M 2014
23% Jolene: The Indie Folk Star Movie (Benny & Jolene) Actor 2014
30% Red Lights Ben $49.8K 2012
38% Comes A Bright Day Sam Smith 2012
88% Submarine Oliver Tate $0.5M 2011
84% Jane Eyre John Reed 2011
No Score Yet Surge of Power Guest #2 2004
No Score Yet Springtime in the Rockies Actor 1937

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

93% Red Oaks
2014-2017
David Myers David David Meyers
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Young Dracula
2006
Robin Branaugh
  • 2014
100% Being Human
2009-2013
Adam
  • 2012
  • 2011

QUOTES FROM Craig Roberts CHARACTERS

Stanley
Why are you dressed like Ellen DeGeneres?
Oliver Tate
Bound to be disappointing? So why wait?
Oliver Tate
Sorry, I thought you someone else.
Oliver Tate
Sorry, I thought you were someone else.
Oliver Tate
You're too good for me, you're too good for anyone.
Oliver Tate
I don’t quite know what I am yet. I’ve tried flipping coins, listening exclusively to french crooners, I’ve even had a brief hat phase, but nothing stuck.
Oliver Tate
I don't quite know what I am yet. I've tried flipping coins, listening exclusively to french crooners, I've even had a brief hat phase but nothing stuck.
Oliver Tate
My mother is worried I have mental problems.
Oliver Tate
Why else would she be at the hairdresser's with Graham the ninja? He probably makes sure all his prospective sex partners are salon-fresh before impregnating them with a ninja love child.
Oliver Tate
My mother gave a hand job to a mystic!
Oliver Tate
"In my other recurring dream, I mentally rehearse the end scene. The one where its getting dark and I mistake a girl for Jordana. A girl with the exact same frame and the exact same hair. And when she turns around, I see her face is nothing like Jordana's. And she asks, "Do I know you?", I look traumatized and say "No. You dont know me... You dont know me at all."
Oliver Tate
In my other recurring dream, I mentally rehearse the end scene. The one where its getting dark and I mistake a girl for Jordana. A girl with the exact same frame and the exact same hair. And when she turns around, I see her face is nothing like Jordana's. And she asks, 'Do I know you?', I look traumatized and say No. You dont know me... You dont know me at all.
Oliver Tate
"Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck. Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry."
Oliver Tate
Her new boyfriend has an incredibly long neck. Just thinking about giraffes makes me angry.
Oliver Tate
My mother is worried I have mental problems. I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parents' bedroom.
Oliver Tate
â??In many ways I prefer my own company, it gives me time to think.â??
Oliver Tate
In many ways I prefer my own company, it gives me time to think.
Oliver Tate
"Most people think of themselves as individuals, that there's no one on the planet like them"
Oliver Tate
Most people think of themselves as individuals, that there's no one on the planet like them.
Oliver Tate
He wasn't even considered hard until the Watkin twins famously stabbed him in the back with compasses. He said nothing; showed no discomfort as his shirt blossomed with blood poppies. His stoicism reminded me of the brave men who died in the First World War.
Oliver Tate
This is the moment where you leave him and come with me.
Jordana Bevan
Is it?
Oliver Tate
Yeah, are you coming?
Jordana Bevan
No.
Oliver Tate
Jordana and I enjoyed an atavistic, glorious fortnight of lovemakin'; humiliatin' teachers and bullies in the week. I have already turned these moments into the Super-8 footage of memory.
Oliver Tate
My mother is worried I have mental problems. I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parents' bedroom.
Oliver Tate
My mom gave a handjob to a mystic.
Oliver Tate
My mum gave a handjob to a mystic.
Oliver Tate
Her mouth tasted of milk, Polo mints and Dunlop International...
Oliver Tate
Her mouth tasted of sour milk, Polo mints and Dunhill International.
Oliver Tate
I asked her if we were not boyfriend and girlfriend. She said maybe. I took it as "yes oli, we are now as one."
Oliver Tate
I asked if she was my girlfriend now. She said 'I'll think about it'.
Oliver Tate
I'v tried smoking a pipe. Flipping coins.
Oliver Tate
I've tried smoking a pipe. Flipping coins.
Oliver Tate
I wish there was a film that followed my every move.