George Clooney

George Clooney

Highest Rated: 100% Fail Safe (2000)

Lowest Rated: 0% Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988)

Birthday: May 6, 1961

Birthplace: Lexington, Kentucky

As the son of broadcast journalist Nick Clooney and the nephew of chanteuse Rosemary Clooney, George Clooney entered the world with show business coursing through his veins. Born May 6, 1961 in Lexington, Kentucky, the future E.R. headliner appeared at the tender age of five on his father's Cincinnati talk program, The Nick Clooney Show. In his youth, Clooney honed a sharp interest in sports - particularly baseball - but by adulthood, Clooney launched himself as an onscreen presence, seemingly without effort. Beginning with a string of television commercials, then signed with Warner Brothers Entertainment as a supporting player. By the time Clooney had paid his dues, he'd appeared in single episodes of The Golden Girls, Riptide, Crazy Like a Fox, Street Hawk and Hunter.After regular gigs on TV shows like The Facts of Life, Roseanne, and Sisters, Clooney scored a role on the NBC medical drama E.R., which proved his breakthrough to superstardom. When that program shot up to #1 in prime time ratings, Clooney carried it (much more, in fact, than a first-billed Anthony Edwards) - his inborn appeal to women and his onscreen grace and charm massive contributing factors. This appeal increased as his character - initially something of a callous womanizer - matured with the show, eventually evolving into a kind and thoroughly decent, if somewhat hotheaded, human being.The performer's newfound star power led to big screen opportunities, like an acid-mouthed, rifle-wielding antihero (one of the Gecko Brothers, alongside Quentin Tarantino) in the Robert Rodriguez-directed, Tarantino-scripted horror comedy From Dusk Till Dawn (1995). Not long after, Clooney shifted gears altogether, co-headlining (with Michelle Pfeiffer) in the charming romcom One Fine Day (1996). Though he would notoriously misstep in accepting the role of Bruce Wayne in the 1997 attempted Batman reboot Batman & Robin, Clooney's honesty about the part being a bad fit was refreshing to audiences, and he took little flack for the movie, moving on to critically acclaimed movies like the action-laced crime comedy Out of Sight, and Terrence Malick's adaptation of The Thin Red Line. Out of Sight represented a massive watershed moment for Clooney: the first of his numerous collaborations with director Steven Soderbergh. In 1999 -- following his much-talked-about departure from E.R. - Clooney continued to work on a number of high-profile projects. He would star alongside Mark Wahlberg and Ice Cube as an American soldier reclaiming Kuwaiti treasure from Saddam Hussein in David O. Russell's Three Kings, and eventually win a 2000 Golden Globe for his portrayal of a pomade-obsessed escaped convict in the Coen brothers' Odyssey update O Brother Where Art Thou?. It was around this time that Clooney, now an established actor equally as comfortable on the big screen as the small, began to branch out as the Executive Producer of such made-for-TV efforts as Killroy (1999) and Fail Safe (2000). Soon producing such features as Rock Star (2001) and Insomnia (2002), Clooney next re-teamed with Soderbergh for a modern take on a classic Rat Pack comedy with Ocean's Eleven (2001). After the dynamic film duo stuck together for yet another remake, the deep-space psychological science-fiction drama Solaris (2002), busy Clooney both produced and appeared in Welcome to Collinwood and Confessions of a Dangerous Mind later the same year.Confessions marked Clooney's behind-the-camera debut, and one of the most promising actor-turned-director outings in memory. Adapted by Charlie Kaufman from Gong Show host Chuck Barris's possibly fictionalized memoir, the picture exhibited Clooney's triple fascinations with politics, media and celebrity; critics did not respond to it with unanimous enthusiasm, but it did show Clooney's promise as a director. He went on to star alongside Catherine Zeta-Jones in the Coen Brothers movie Intolerable Cruelty. The small film was a major sleeper hit among the lucky few who got t

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
69% Ocean's 8 Producer 2018
58% Always at the Carlyle Actor 2018
28% Suburbicon Director Producer Screenwriter $5.8M 2017
No Score Yet Architects Of Denial Actor $59K 2017
86% Norman Lear: Just Another Version of You Actor $70.6K 2016
59% Money Monster Lee Gates Producer 2016
86% Hail, Caesar! Baird Whitlock $28M 2016
71% A Very Murray Christmas Actor 2015
36% Our Brand is Crisis Producer $4.9M 2015
50% Tomorrowland Frank $71.6M 2015
No Score Yet The Yankee Commandante Producer Director 2015
31% The Monuments Men Screenwriter Frank Stokes Producer Director $67.3M 2014
66% August: Osage County Producer $29.3M 2013
50% One Pm Central Standard Time Himself/Narrator 2013
96% Gravity Matt Kowalski $274.1M 2013
96% Argo Producer $136.1M 2012
No Score Yet George Clooney's Irish Roots Actor 2012
71% Radioman Actor 2012
88% The Descendants Matt King $78.6M 2011
84% The Ides of March Producer Screenwriter Director Governor Mike Morris $41M 2011
65% The American Producer Jack/Edward $35.6M 2010
91% Up in the Air Ryan Bingham $83.8M 2009
92% Fantastic Mr. Fox Mr. Fox $21.1M 2009
50% The Men Who Stare at Goats Producer Lyn Cassady $32.5M 2009
79% The Informant! Executive Producer $33.3M 2009
No Score Yet Playground Executive Producer 2009
78% Burn After Reading Harry Pfarrer $60.4M 2008
No Score Yet You Must Remember This: The Warner Bros. Story Actor 2008
51% Leatherheads Dodge Connolly Director $31.2M 2008
No Score Yet Annie Leibovitz: Life Through a Lens Actor 2008
No Score Yet Sand and Sorrow Narrator Executive Producer 2007
73% Darfur Now Actor $64.4K 2007
91% Michael Clayton Executive Producer Michael Clayton $49M 2007
70% Ocean's Thirteen Danny Ocean Executive Producer $78.9M 2007
46% Wind Chill Executive Producer 2007
33% The Good German Producer Jake Geismer $0.9M 2007
No Score Yet Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film Actor 2006
68% A Scanner Darkly Executive Producer $5.3M 2006
No Score Yet Boffo! Tinseltown's Bombs and Blockbusters Actor 2006
57% PU-239 Executive Producer 2006
19% Rumor Has It Executive Producer $43M 2005
73% Syriana Executive Producer Bob Barnes $50.9M 2005
93% Good Night, And Good Luck Fred Friendly Director Screenwriter Producer $31.6M 2005
No Score Yet Movies 101 Actor 2005
44% The Jacket Producer $6.3M 2005
No Score Yet Tim Janis - Coastal America Actor 2005
55% Ocean's Twelve Danny Ocean $125.5M 2004
69% Criminal Producer $0.8M 2004
75% Intolerable Cruelty Miles Massey $35.1M 2003
79% Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Director Jim Byrd 2003
45% Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over Devlin 2003
88% Far From Heaven Executive Producer $16M 2003
No Score Yet Tim Janis' Beautiful America Actor 2003
66% Solaris Chris Kelvin $14.8M 2002
55% Welcome to Collinwood Producer Jerzy $75.7K 2002
4% The Adventures of Pluto Nash Actor $4.4M 2002
92% Insomnia Executive Producer $67.4M 2002
No Score Yet America: A Tribute to Heroes Actor 2001
82% Ocean's Eleven Danny Ocean $183.4M 2001
53% Rock Star Executive Producer $16.6M 2001
93% Spy Kids Devlin 2001
77% O Brother, Where Art Thou? Ulysses Everett McGill $45.2M 2000
47% The Perfect Storm Billy Tyne 2000
100% Fail Safe Col. Jack Grady Executive Producer 2000
94% Three Kings Archie 1999
80% South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut Dr. Gouache 1999
80% The Thin Red Line Capt. Charles Bosche 1998
93% Out of Sight Jack Foley 1998
88% Full Tilt Boogie Actor 1997
11% Batman & Robin Batman/Bruce Wayne 1997
50% One Fine Day Jack Taylor 1996
63% From Dusk Till Dawn Seth Gecko 1996
No Score Yet The Harvest Lip Syncing Transvestite 1993
No Score Yet Without Warning: Terror in the Towers Kevin Shea 1993
No Score Yet The Magic Bubble Mac 1992
No Score Yet Red Surf Remar 1990
No Score Yet ER Douglas Ross 1990
0% Return of the Killer Tomatoes! Matt Stevens 1988
No Score Yet Return to Horror High Oliver 1987
No Score Yet Combat High Biff Woods 1986

TV

Credit
76% Roseanne
1988-2018
Booker Brooks Booker Guest 2020
2019
1996
1995
1991
1990
1989
1988
84% Catch-22
2019
Executive Producer Scheisskopf Director 2019
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2019
2017
2016
2015
2014
81% My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman
2018-2019
Guest 2018
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2016
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2015
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest 2015
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest 2015
2014
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest 2015
2012
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest 2014
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest 2014
2006
2005
No Score Yet Secrets of the Dead
2000
Narrator 2013
No Score Yet Person to Person
2012
Appearing 2012
No Score Yet Inside the Actors Studio
1994
Guest 2012
2011
No Score Yet Meet the Press
1947-2019
Guest 2012
2004
53% Memphis Beat
2010-2011
Executive Producer Producer 2011
2010
No Score Yet Real Time with Bill Maher
2003
Guest 2010
2006
No Score Yet ER
1994-2009
Dr. Doug Ross Douglas Ross Guest 2009
2002
2001
2000
1999
1998
1997
1996
1995
1994
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2007
2003
2002
2001
2000
No Score Yet Unscripted
2005
Executive Producer Director 2005
54% K Street
2003
Executive Producer 2003
No Score Yet Murphy Brown
1988
1998
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest 1995
No Score Yet Sisters
1991-1996
Det. James Falconer 1994
1993
1992
1991
40% Bodies of Evidence
1992-1993
Det. Walker 1993
1992
0% Baby Talk
1991-1992
Joe 1992
1991
No Score Yet Murder, She Wrote
1984-1996
Kip Howard 1987
No Score Yet The Golden Girls
1985-1992
Guest 1987
No Score Yet The Facts of Life
1979-1988
George George Burnett 1987
1986
1985
No Score Yet A Path Appears
2015
Appearing
50% Sunset Beat
1992
Chic Chesbro

QUOTES FROM George Clooney CHARACTERS

Lee Gates says: Without risk, there is no reward.

Mrs. Fox says: You are a quote unquote fantastic mr. Fox.

Mrs. Fox says: You are a quote unquote fantastic Mr. Fox.

Mr. Fox says: I try.

Baird Whitlock says: Hobie Doyle, your communist too?

Baird Whitlock says: Hobie Doyle, you're communist too?

Explorer Captain Voice says: Matt, do you have a visual of just what mission specialist Shariff is doing up there?

Matt Kowalski says: He appears to be doing some sort of the macarena.

Frank says: She doesn't care for you! She's nothing but a combination of ones and zeroes, that's it!

Athena says: Hello Frank, are you going to shoot me?

Frank says: I'm still deciding.

Athena says: Well, will you decide in the truck? We really must be going.

Pete says: Who elected you leader of this outfit?

Ulysses Everett McGill says: Well, Pete, I thought the leader should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought, but if that doesn't seem to be the case, hell, we'll put it to a vote.

Tommy Johnson says: I had to be up at there crossroads last midnight, to sell my soul to the devil

Ulysses Everett McGill says: Well ain't it a small world, spirituality speaking. Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated.

Matt Kowalski says: I have a bad feeling about this mission.

Penny says: I've spoken my piece and counted to three.

Ulysses Everett McGill says: She counted to three. Goddamit! She counted to three. Sonafabitch!

Ulysses Everett McGill says: Why are you tellin' our gals that I was hit by a train?

Penny says: Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. Judge Hoover over in Cookville was hit by a train. What was I gonna tell them, that you got sent to the penal farm and I divorced you from shame?

Ulysses Everett McGill says: Uh, I take your point. But it does put me in a damn awkward position, vis-à-vis my progeny.

Ulysses Everett McGill says: Ain't you gonna introduce us, Pete?

Pete says: I don't know their names. I've seen 'em first!

Ulysses Everett McGill says: I detect, like me, you're endowed with the gift of gab.

Ulysses Everett McGill says: I like the smell of my hair treatment; the pleasin' odor is half the point.

Ulysses Everett McGill says: Me and the old lady are gonna pick up the pieces and retie the knot, mixaphorically speakin'.

Matt Kowalski says: Don't worry those pretty blue eyes of yours, Stone.

Dr. Ryan Stone says: My eyes are brown, Kowalski.

James Granger says: How many men?

Frank Stokes says: For now six.

James Granger says: Jesus!

Frank Stokes says: With you that's seven.

James Granger says: That's much better.

Frank Stokes says: Your lives are more important than a piece of art.

Frank Stokes says: You can add this to the list of Hitler's failures.

Frank Stokes says: It seems the Nazis took better care of art than they did people.

Jack Taylor says: (curtly) My attitude is derived from your attitude

Jack Taylor says: My attitude is derived from your attitude.

Melanie Parker says: "Derived", you must be a writer.

Jack Taylor says: You are like Roy Scheider at the end of jaws, the moment I open the mouth you are gonna drop a bomb.

Jack Taylor says: I just wanna find a fish who isn't afraid of my dark chocolate layer... and of course she'd have to love my cookie too.

Melanie Parker says: Men like you have made me the woman I am.

Jack Taylor says: All the women I know like you have made me think all the women are like you.

Marla says: I didn't know that you had a daughter! She looks just like you.

Jack Taylor says: Yeah, well, with any luck she'll grow out of it.

Jack Taylor says: (to Maggie) That's one of the advantages of being an adult. You get to act like a little kid anytime you feel like it.

Jack Taylor says: That's one of the advantages of being an adult. You get to act like a little kid anytime you feel like it.

Jack Taylor says: Kick the mean boys in the shins.

Maggie Taylor says: I'm hungry.

Jack Taylor says: You want a Tic Tac?

Maggie Taylor says: No.

Jack Taylor says: That's all I've got.

Jack Taylor says: If you are gonna fire me. My face is on buses.

Jack Taylor says: What would you do if I kissed you right now?

Melanie Parker says: You wouldn't kiss me.

Jack Taylor says: But what would you do if I did?

Melanie Parker says: Do you wanna kiss me right now?

Jack Taylor says: I wouldn't mentioned if it didn't.

Everett Ulysses McGill says: I'm a Dapper Dan man!

Ulysses Everett McGill says: Well, you lyin'... unconstant... succubus...

Vernon T. Waldrip says: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't swear at my fiancé!

Ulysses Everett McGill says: Oh, yeah? Well, you can't marry my wife!

Ulysses Everett McGill says: Well, that right there may be the reason you've had difficulty findin' gainful employment. You see, in the mart of competitive commerce...

Major Archie Gates says: They helped us find it, Ron. We made a deal. It's a soldier's honor, ya can't fuck 'em now.

Major Archie Gates says: What was that?

Conrad Vig says: I rigged a football with C4, sir.

Major Archie Gates says: Why would you do that?

Major Archie Gates says: That's what makes SF so bad ass, we've got the best flashlights.

Major Archie Gates says: I'm talkin' about millions in Kuwaiti bullion.

Conrad Vig says: You mean those little cubes you put in hot water to make soup?

Major Archie Gates says: No,not the little cubes you put in hot water to make soup.

Major Archie Gates says: You're on the path to truth when you smell shit, isn't that what they say, Sergeant?

Matt King says: Hey, I'm doing you a favor. I could go out there and fuck you up, so get a better attitude!

Matt King says: My friends on the mainland think just because I live in Hawaii, I live in paradise. Like a permanent vacation. We're all just out here sipping Mai Tais, shaking our hips, and catching waves. Are they insane?

Matt King says: I don't want my daughters growing up entitled and spoiled. And I agree with my father - you give your children enough money to do something but not enough to do nothing.

Matt Kowalski says: I know I'm devastatingly good looking but you gotta stop staring at me.

Matt Kowalski says: [On how to use a space shuttle to get back to Earth] Just point it at Earth and fly forward; it's not rocket science!

Matt Kowalski says: Just point it at Earth and fly forward; it's not rocket science!

Dr. Ryan Stone says: Fuck!

Matt Kowalski says: Copy that.

Matt Kowalski says: You must detach. If you don't detach that arm is going to carry you too far.

Matt Kowalski says: You have to learn to let go.

Matt Kowalski says: Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.

Matt Kowalski says: Half of North America just lost their Facebook.

Matt Kowalski says: What do you like the most about this place?

Dr. Ryan Stone says: Silence

Matt Kowalski says: My eyes are brown.

Matt Kowalski says: How about you Ryan, you have anybody down their, looking up in the sky waiting for you to come home?

Matt Kowalski says: How about you Ryan, you have anybody down there, looking up in the sky waiting for you to come home?

Matt Kowalski says: We have to get the hell out of here!

Matt Kowalski says: You have to learn to let go.

Matt Kowalski says: Half of North America just lost their Facebook.

Matt Kowalski says: You have to learn to let go.

Matt Kowalski says: Now that there's some distance between us. You're attracted to me, right?

Matt Kowalski says: grab something grab anything

Matt Kowalski says: Grab something. Grab anything.

Matt Kowalski says: That ship has sailed.

Matt Kowalski says: half of north america just lost their facebook

Matt Kowalski says: Half of North America just lost their Facebook.

Matt Kowalski says: You should see the sun shining on the Ganges. It's amazing.

Matt Kowalski says: Ryan... it's time to go home.

Matt Kowalski says: Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.

Mission Control Voice says: Please elaborate.

Matt Kowalski says: Well, it reminds of a story...

Matt Kowalski says: You have to learn to let go.

Matt Kowalski says: Houston I have a bad feeling about this mission

Matt Kowalski says: Houston, I have a bad feeling about this mission.

Matt Kowalski says: You need to sip, not gulp. Wine, not beer.

Matt Kowalski says: Did you find the vodka?

Matt Kowalski says: It's not rocket science.

Dr. Ryan Stone says: How did you get here?

Matt Kowalski says: Like I said, it's a funny story.

Mr. Fox says: Redemption? Sure. But in the end, he's just another dead rat in a garbage pail behind a Chinese restaurant.

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: [Whips out his "Bat Credit Card"] Never leave the cave without it!

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: Never leave the cave without it!

Seth Gecko says: I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard.

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: One Million

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: One Million.

Robin/Dick Grayson says: Two Million

Robin/Dick Grayson says: Two Million.

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: You don't have it, three million.

Robin/Dick Grayson says: I'll borrow it from you, four million.

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: Five million.

Robin/Dick Grayson says: That's a utility belt, not a money belt, six million.

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: Seven million (pulls out the Bat Credit Card) Never leave the cave without it.

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: Seven million. Never leave the cave without it.

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: I love you old man.

Alfred Pennyworth says: and I love you too.

Alfred Pennyworth says: And I love you too.

Ulysses Everett McGill says: I've seen it first!

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: Freeze, You're mad!

Robin/Dick Grayson says: I want a car! Chicks dig the car.

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: This is why Superman works alone.

Edward R. Murrow says: You always were yellea.

Fred Friendly says: Yeah well it's better than being red.

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: I love you Alfred.

Alfred Pennyworth says: and I love you too.

Alfred Pennyworth says: And I love you too.

Lexie Littleton says: And don't think just 'cause you haven't said anything that I don't know what you're up to. I'm talking to you, behind the magazine. Don't you know I could have you arrested for eavesdropping?

Dodge Connolly says: Excuse me?

Lexie Littleton says: Or are you really an avid reader of "Ladies Home Journal?"

Dodge Connolly says: I never miss an issue.

Lexie Littleton says: Sure. Yeah. These are a lot like your plays, only a little more... effective.

Lexie Littleton says: Sure. Yeah. These are a lot like your plays, only a little more effective.

Dodge Connolly says: I'm not afraid to say it. I'm in love with Leonard. Go ahead and laugh, everyone does. We had something beautiful until you came along. You think you can just toss him away like a sack of flour?

Dodge Connolly says: I guess I should get a couple of diagrams of the plays we run.

Carter Rutherford says: Sure. Yeah. These are a lot like your plays, only a little more... effective.

Carter Rutherford says: Sure. Yeah. These are a lot like your plays, only a little more effective.

Carter Rutherford says: Wait. Where were you two?

Dodge Connolly says: Out.

Lexie Littleton says: Nowhere.

Carter Rutherford says: Did you *kiss* her?

Carter Rutherford says: Did you kiss her?

Lexie Littleton says: Now wait a minute.

Carter Rutherford says: I want answers!

Dodge Connolly says: Yeah, I kissed her! On the mouth, twice! And I liked it. A lot!

Carter Rutherford says: Oh you did, did you?

Dodge Connolly says: Yeah!

Lexie Littleton says: Thanks.

Dodge Connolly says: You're welcome.

Dodge Connolly says: So you flying solo, or is the Bullet casting about?

Dodge Connolly says: So you flying solo or is the Bullet casting about?

Lexie Littleton says: What do you care? You're here to entertain Miss Nipplewidth.

Dodge Connolly says: It wouldn't look good for you to get caught in a place like this.

Lexie Littleton says: I dare say it wouldn't look good for *anyone* to be caught in a place like this.

Lexie Littleton says: I dare say it wouldn't look good for anyone to be caught in a place like this.

Dodge Connolly says: Being the slickest operator in Duluth is sort of like being the world's tallest midget, if you ask me!

Lexie Littleton says: You know, it's too bad we are so much alike, otherwise we would have gotten along perfectly!

Dodge Connolly says: I'll live.

Lexie Littleton says: Alone!

Dodge Connolly says: So here we are.

Lexie Littleton says: Not sure what the next move is.

Dodge Connolly says: It happens.

Lexie Littleton says: It's the first time for me.

Dodge Connolly says: They all say that.

Dodge Connolly says: I got a new play. It's called the Sergeant York.

Dodge Connolly says: You're only as young as the woman you feel.

Danny Ocean says: Cut the rope.

Danny Ocean says: Every problem is an opportunity in disguise

Danny Ocean says: Every problem is an opportunity in disguise.

Carlos says: So, what, were they psychos, or...

Seth Gecko says: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!

Seth Gecko says: OK vampire killers, lets kill some fucking vampires!

Danny Ocean says: Ted Nugent called he wants his shirt back.

Danny Ocean says: Now there's eleven of us, each with an equal share. You do the math.

Matt King says: Come after me if you want. It will just make us closer.

Terry Benedict says: I know everything that's happening in my hotels

Terry Benedict says: I know everything that's happening in my hotels.

Danny Ocean says: So I should put the towels back?

Terry Benedict says: No, the towels you can keep

Terry Benedict says: No, the towels you can keep.

Danny Ocean says: Does he make you laugh?

Tess Ocean says: He doesn't make me cry

Tess Ocean says: He doesn't make me cry.

Capt. Billy Tyne says: I yam what I yam and I'm Popeye the sailor man.

Everett Ulysses McGill says: Damn! We're in a tight spot!

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: (betting on Poison Ivy) One million!

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: [betting on Poison Ivy] One million!

Robin/Dick Grayson says: Two million!

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: Three million!

Robin/Dick Grayson says: Four million!

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: Seven million (takes out Bat-credit card) Never leave the cave without it.

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: Seven million [takes out Bat-credit card] Never leave the cave without it.

Robin/Dick Grayson says: (seeing batman catch a valuable vase) Nice catch!

Robin/Dick Grayson says: [seeing batman catch a valuable vase] Nice catch!

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: You break it, you buy it.