Jack Black

Jack Black

Highest Rated: 100% Melvin Goes to Dinner (2003)

Lowest Rated: 4% Bio-Dome (1996)

Birthday: Aug 28, 1969

Birthplace: Redondo Beach, Califonia

Actor, musician, and cult idol ascendant, Jack Black is known for both the characters he portrays on the screen and as one of the forces behind Tenacious D, a rock band/standup routine that Black has described as "a Smothers Brothers for the Dungeons and Dragons misfits set."A native of Santa Monica, CA, Black attended the University of California at Los Angeles. He got his professional start on the stage, appearing in Tim Robbins' production of Carnage at the 1989 Edinburgh Fringe Festival. He would go on to collaborate with Robbins throughout his career, making his screen debut in the director's 1992 political satire Bob Roberts and appearing in Robbins' Dead Man Walking (1995) and Cradle Will Rock (1999). Black spent the '90s playing supporting and lead roles in a variety of films, including Demolition Man (1993), The Cable Guy (1996), which cast him as the best friend of Matthew Broderick's character, and Jesus' Son (1999), in which Black had a small but extremely memorable role as a pill-popping hospital orderly.In 2000, Black had one of his most recognizable and enthusiastically received screen roles to date in High Fidelity. Stephen Frears' popular adaptation of Nick Hornby's novel of the same name, it featured Black as Barry, a thoroughly obnoxious record-store employee. The part allowed the actor to do some of his own singing, a talent that he had previously inflicted on numerous audience members during his years with the aforementioned Tenacious D. The band, comprised of Black and fellow holy terror Kyle Gass, had existed since 1994, and it had been featured on the TV comedy series Mr. Show and as the subject of their own HBO series entitled (tongue firmly in cheek) Tenacious D: The Greatest Band on Earth. It was only a matter of time before Black stepped up from supporting character to leading man, and with the Farrelly brother's Shallow Hal Black may just have found the ideal vehicle for the successful transition. As a superficial man who falls in love with a 300-pound woman after being hypnotized to see only the "inner beauty" of the opposite sex, Black co-starred alongside Gwyneth Paltrow and Jason Alexander in what promised to be a charmingly offensive addition to the Farrelly canon.Though MTV Films' heavily marketed Orange County (2002) was not a huge commercial success, Black's supporting role as the lead character's slacker brother was well received by critics and long-time fans alike, and the once obscure figure began appearing on media outlets including Saturday Night Live, Primetime Glick, commercials for The Osbournes, and various MTV music and film awards. In 2003, Black starred in his first big hit -- director Richard Linklater's musical comedy School of Rock, which featured Black as a disgruntled heavy metal-guitarist doing a substitute teaching gig for extra cash. Critics were so taken by his performance that he was honored with a Golden Globe nomination.2004 saw Black turn in a cameo in the Will Ferrell vehicle Anchorman, after starring opposite Ben Stiller in director Barry Levinson's black comedy Envy. While the film was a box-office bomb after having its release pushed back several times, Black still had much to celebrate when it was announced he would be taking the lead in Peter Jackson's highly anticipated 2005 remake of King Kong. The epic film helped transition Black from a cult hero to a traditional movie star, though he was still careful to keep his original fans happy. In 2006, he starred in Napoleon Dynamite director Jared Hess' comedy Nacho Libre. The part of a disgruntled monk turned Lucha Libre idol was a perfect fit for the bombastic star, and he followed the performance up with another comic offering for his serious fans as he and Kyle Gass, his partner in Tenacious D, starred in Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny. This big screen telling of the band's mythical history promised to be full of the over-the-top laughs that rocked fans of the group's HBO series, and also included appearan

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
71% Jumanji: The Next Level Dr. Shelly Oberon 2019
48% Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween R.L Stine 2018
66% The House with a Clock in Its Walls Jonathan Barnavelt 2018
76% Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot Dexter 2018
No Score Yet The Insufferable Groo Actor 2018
No Score Yet O mistério do relógio na parede Jonathan Barnavelt 2018
60% The Insufferable Groo Actor 2018
76% Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle Bethany $393.3M 2017
66% The Polka King Jan Lewan Producer 2017
No Score Yet The Words That Built America Actor 2017
94% Richard Linklater: Dream Is Destiny Actor 2016
87% Kung Fu Panda 3 Po $128.4M 2016
83% Entertainment Executive Producer $56K 2015
78% Goosebumps R.L. Stine $76.1M 2015
53% The D Train Dan Landsman Producer 2015
No Score Yet Frank or Francis Francis 2015
40% 21 Years: Richard Linklater Actor 2014
79% Harmontown Actor 2014
No Score Yet The Sheik Actor 2014
88% Bernie Bernie Tiede $6M 2012
No Score Yet Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters Po 2011
41% The Big Year Brad Harris $7.2M 2011
81% Kung Fu Panda 2 Po $165.3M 2011
No Score Yet Fight For Your Right Revisited MCA (B-Boys 2) 2011
20% Gulliver's Travels Lemuel Gulliver Executive Producer $42.8M 2010
No Score Yet Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special Actor 2010
90% Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage Actor 2010
14% Year One Zed $43.4M 2009
No Score Yet Branson Producer 2009
No Score Yet Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five Po 2008
No Score Yet Kung Fu Panda: Secrets Of The Scroll Po 2008
81% Tropic Thunder Jeff 'Fats' Portnoy $110.5M 2008
No Score Yet Rain of Madness Jeff Portnoy 2008
87% Kung Fu Panda Po $215.4M 2008
65% Be Kind Rewind Jerry $11.3M 2008
No Score Yet Tenacious D - The Complete Masterworks 2 Actor 2008
74% Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Paul McCartney -- uncredited $18.4M 2007
52% Margot at the Wedding Malcolm $2M 2007
69% Year of the Dog Producer $1.5M 2007
49% The Holiday Miles $63.3M 2006
53% Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Producer Screenwriter JB $8.2M 2006
40% Nacho Libre Nacho Producer $80.3M 2006
No Score Yet Danny Roane: First Time Director Himself 2006
84% King Kong Carl Denham $218.2M 2005
No Score Yet King Kong: Peter Jackson's Production Diaries Actor 2005
36% Shark Tale Lenny $160.8M 2004
8% Envy Nick Vanderpark $12.2M 2004
No Score Yet Late Night With Conan O'Brien - 10th Anniversary Special Actor 2004
100% Melvin Goes to Dinner Mental Patient 2003
91% School of Rock Dewey Finn $81.3M 2003
No Score Yet Computerman Actor 2003
No Score Yet Tenacious D - The Complete Masterworks Actor 2003
77% Ice Age Zeke $176.5M 2002
46% Orange County Lance $41.1M 2002
71% Run Ronnie Run! Lead Chimney Sweep 2002
50% Shallow Hal Hal Larson $70.8M 2001
18% Saving Silverman J.D. McNugent $19M 2001
91% High Fidelity Barry 2000
No Score Yet Marked for Murder Car Thief 2000
64% Cradle Will Rock Sid 1999
81% Jesus' Son Georgie 1999
71% Enemy of the State Fielder 1998
7% I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Actor 1998
17% Bongwater Devlin 1998
No Score Yet Johnny Skidmarks Jerry 1998
23% The Jackal Lamont 1997
53% Mars Attacks! Billy Glenn Norris 1996
53% The Cable Guy Rick 1996
34% The Fan Broadcast Technician 1996
No Score Yet The NeverEnding Story III Slip 1996
4% Bio-Dome Tenacious D 1996
20% Crossworlds Steve 1996
95% Dead Man Walking Craig Poncelet 1995
45% Waterworld Pilot 1995
19% Bye Bye, Love DJ at Party 1994
No Score Yet Blind Justice Private 1994
62% Demolition Man Wasteland Scrap 1993
21% Airborne Augie 1993
97% Bob Roberts Roger 1992

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Eli Roth's History of Horror
2018
Appearing 2018
No Score Yet Hollywood Game Night
2013-2019
Guest 2018
No Score Yet Tenacious D in Post-Apocalypto
2018
Creator 2018
83% The Joel McHale Show With Joel McHale
2018
Guest 2018
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest Performer 2018
2015
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2018
2015
No Score Yet Drunk History
2013
Appearing 2018
2015
2014
2013
No Score Yet The Carbonaro Effect
2014
Guest 2017
90% The Gong Show
2017-2018
Judge 2017
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015-2019
Guest 2017
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2017
2016
2015
2014
2012
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2017
2016
2015
2012
2011
2010
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2017
2016
2010
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2016
2013
2012
2011
75% Another Period
2015-2018
2015
29% Best Time Ever With Neil Patrick Harris
2015
Guest 2015
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Guest 2015
94% Documentary Now!
2015
2015
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2015
56% The Brink
2015
Alex Talbot Producer 2015
79% Welcome to Sweden
2014-2015
Himself 2015
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
2014-2017
Appearing 2014
100% The Birthday Boys
2013-2014
Guest 2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2013
2012
2011
No Score Yet Everyday Health
2011-2017
Appearing 2012
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing 2012
2011
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
Guest 2011
2010
72% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing Performer 2011
2008
2007
88% Community
2009-2015
Buddy 2010
No Score Yet iCarly
2007-2012
Aspartamay 2010
31% The Jay Leno Show
2009-2010
Performer 2009
88% The Office
2005-2013
2009
No Score Yet Yo Gabba Gabba!
2007-2015
Himself 2009
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice 2007
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest 2006
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest Performer 2005
2003
2002
100% Clone High
2003
Voice 2003
No Score Yet Will & Grace
1998
Dr. Hershberg 2003
100% Tenacious D
1997-2000
Executive Producer Performer 2000
1999
1997
100% Mr. Show With Bob and David
1995-1998
Performer 1997
1996
82% Picket Fences
1992-1996
Curtis Williams 1996
1995
74% The X-Files
1993-2018
Zero 1995
No Score Yet Touched by an Angel
1994-2003
Monte 1995
No Score Yet Northern Exposure
1990-1995
Kevin 1993

QUOTES FROM Jack Black CHARACTERS

Po says: I think I just peed a little!

R.L. Stine says: my name is mr RL stine. Every story ever told can be divided into three distinctive parts: the beginning, the middle, and the twist.

R.L. Stine says: My name is mr RL stine. Every story ever told can be divided into three distinctive parts: the beginning, the middle, and the twist.

Po says: Listen closely because I'm only going to repeat this ten times.

R.L. Stine says: Now you listen to me, Steve King wishes he could write like me!

Hannah says: Dad, your face is doing the red thing again.

Po says: So like, Oogway, was just a crazy old turtle after all?

Po says: Cut the chit-chat!

Po says: Your real strength comes from being your best you.

Po says: I'm going to turn you into kung fu masters.

Po says: You're just like me be old.

Po says: You look just like me, but a baby.

R.L. Stine says: Not a day goes by that I don't think of he, but she'll always be in here...

R.L. Stine says: Does anyone else want to drive 'cause I'll pull us over right now!

R.L. Stine says: You've just released every monster I've ever created!

R.L. Stine says: Hannah, get away from the window now!

Po says: But I just got kung fu

Master Shifu says: Now you have to protect it!

Carl Denham says: Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.

Po says: Skadoosh

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: Jesse, I owe you 4.99 plus tax.

Carl Denham says: Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.

Lenny says: Curse You Sharkslayer!

Lenny says: Curse you Sharkslayer!

George Harrison says: I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.

Paul McCartney says: Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!

Ringo Starr says: I've got a song about an octopus.

John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!

Paul McCartney says: We're nothing but... grains of sand.

Dewey Cox says: That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?

John Lennon says: Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can... [glares at the camera] *imagine*.

Paul McCartney says: [to John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!

Paul McCartney says: [To John Lennon] I'm sick of you being so dark when I'm so impish and whimsical! I'm sick of it!

Po says: No, master! Don't die!

Master Shifu says: *closes eyes*

Po says: NO!

Master Shifu says: I'm not dying you idiot! I'm relaxing!

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: Listen, I know that the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, the free creams and lotions, but my life is good: reeeaally good. I get to wake up every morning, 5 am, make some soup! It's the beeeest! I lav it. I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It's fantastic. Look. Go awaay! Read some books.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good! Really good! I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup! It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life! That's fantastic! Go. Go away! Read some books!

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: But Sister, they are just ninos trying to release their wiggles.

JB says: (Singing) Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off!

JB says: [singing] Wait, wait, wait you motherfucker! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off!

Satan says: Fuck! Fuck! (Singing) Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch?

Satan says: Fuck! Fuck! [singing] Fuuuuck! The demon code prevents me, from declining a rock-off challenge. What are your terms, what's the catch?

JB says: (Singing) If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell! And also you will have to pay our rent!

JB says: [singing] If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell! And also you will have to pay our rent!

Satan says: (Singing) And what if I win?

Satan says: [singing] And what if I win?

JB says: (Singing) The you can take Kage back to hell.

JB says: [singing] The you can take Kage back to hell.

KG says: What?

JB says: Trust me, Kage, it's the only way.

KG says: What are you talking about?

JB says: (Singing) To be your little bitch!

JB says: [singing] To be your little bitch!

Po says: Oooooh... My Tenders!

Po says: Oooooh... My tenders!

Mr. Ping says: Once I had a dream that I ran away to make tofu.

Po says: Then why didn't you!

Mr. Ping says: Because it was a stupid dream.

Po says: Wow, all of you look bigger than the action figure! Accept for you Mantis.

JB says: Now our masterpiece will never happen because we won't be fueled by Satan!

Po says: Ah, thanks for picking me up.

Wolf Boss says: No problem [drops Po].

Wolf Boss says: No problem. [drops Po]

Po says: By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of "evil janitor" to pick that up?

Po says: By the way, I threw up a little bit on the third floor. Do you have some type of 'evil janitor' to pick that up?

Jeff Portnoy says: You grew hands!

Ned Schneebly says: I don't know, why don't you sell one of your guitars or something?

Dewey Finn says: What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Dewey Finn says: What? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Dewey Finn says: What do you like to do?

Freddy says: I don't know, burn stuff.

KG says: We've been through so much shit.

JB says: Deactivated lasers with my dick!

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening..... for some toast.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: Would you like to join me in my quarters this evening... for some toast.

KG says: There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece.

JB says: Listen to me--

JB says: Listen to me...

KG says: He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man!

KG says: I said that they all use the same guitar pick...

JB says: Holy shitballs.

Freddy says: Go to hell Sneebly!

Dewey Finn says: That's it Freddy! That's it!

Summer says: Your a joke! Your the worst teacher I ever had!

Dewey Finn says: Summer that is great! I liked it cause I felt your anger.

Summer says: Thank you.

Lawrence says: Your fat and have body odor.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: Where are the cheeps?

Dewey Finn says: What, you guys? This project is called "Rock Band." I'm talking about bands that rock; Led Zeppelin!......Don't tell me you guys have never gotten the "Led" out? Jimmy Page, Robert Plant? Ring any bells? What about Sabbath? AC/DC? Motorhead? Ah, what do they teach in this place. Summer, you're the class whatever, go up to the board.

Summer says: Factotum.

Dewey Finn says: 'Factot'er. New schedule: 8:15-10:00, rock history. 10:00-11:00, rock appreciation & theory. And then band practice till the end of the day.

Lenny says: [To Oscar] You need to slay a shark, and I need to disappear. Here's what we're gonna do...

Jerry says: When you're walking down the street, and you see a little ghost. What'cha gonna do, you call Ghostbustasssssss!

Mike says: What's that?

Jerry says: Its the Ghostbusters theme song.

Mike says: No, it's not.

Jerry says: I'm pretty sure it is.

Jeff Portnoy says: Hey, Alpa. If you get me some drugs I will totally suck your cock. Stroke the shaft, cradle the balls, swallow the gravy! C'mon man, let's do this!

Carl Denham says: Fay's a size four.

Preston says: Yes, she is, but she's doing a picture with RKO.

Carl Denham says: Cooper, huh? I might've known.

Carl Denham says: Bring the tripod and all of the film.

Herbert says: Want to switch to the six-inch lens?

Carl Denham says: [considering Kong, who only he has seen] The wide-angle will do just fine.

Oogway says: The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior!

Po says: What?!

Miles says: Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes.

Dewey Finn says: AH! what do they teach in this place!?

Dewey Finn says: AH! What do they teach in this place!?

Po says: Skadoosh.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: My father was a deacon in Mexico, and my mother a Lutheran missionary from Scandinavia. They tried to convert each other, but got married instead.... Then they died.

Carl Denham says: I keep telling you, Jack, thereâ??s no money in theater. Thatâ??s why you should stick with film.

Carl Denham says: I keep telling you, Jack, there's no money in theater. That's why you should stick with film.

Jack Driscoll says: No Carl, itâ??s not about the money. I love theater.

Jack Driscoll says: No Carl, it's not about the money. I love theater.

Carl Denham says: No you donâ??t. If you really loved it, you wouldâ??ve jumped.

Carl Denham says: No you don't. If you really loved it, you would've jumped.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: NACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jerry says: This calls for Robocop.

Mike says: This calls for Robocop to get shot!!!

Mike says: This calls for Robocop to get shot!

Barry says: Oh, that's not obvious enough Rob. How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side one, Track one of the Fifth Symphony... How can someone with no interest in music own a record store?

Barry says: Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall.

Barry says: Rob, thank you for that kind introduction. We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.

Lenny says: "You need to slay a shark, and I need to disapear...here's what we're gonna do..."

Lenny says: You need to slay a shark, and I need to disapear...here's what we're gonna do...

Hal Larsen says: so what are you in... the army??

Hal Larsen says: So what are you in... the army?

Rosemary Shanahan says: peace corps.

Rosemary Shanahan says: Peace corps.

Hal Larsen says: peace corps.. wow.. that's very... ultradocious of you...

Hal Larsen says: Peace corps.. wow.. that's very... ultradocious of you.

Rosemary Shanahan says: ultradocious? thats not a word.. ahh you mean humanidocious.. right? :)

Rosemary Shanahan says: Ultradocious? That's not a word.. ahh you mean humanidocious.. right?

JB says: Can I be a Sasquatch too?

Sasquatch [Uncredited] says: You already are. You're my son, JB. My little baby Sass.

Dewey Finn says: I will see you cats on the flip flop later

Dewey Finn says: I will see you cats on the flip flop later.

Bernie Tiede says: Can I tell you? I am not fond of cremations.

Brad Harris says: There is going to be a major fallout in a few hours!

Bill Clemont says: Nuclear fallout?

Brad Harris says: Bird fallout.

Jerry says: i will shoot you and i know robot karate

Jerry says: I will shoot you, and I know robot karate.

Dewey Finn says: now lets get out there and melt some faces

Dewey Finn says: Now let's get out there and melt some faces.

Zed says: i told you to fetch me more wine

Zed says: I told you to fetch me more wine.

Dewey Finn says: It will test your head... and your mind... and your brain, too.

J.D. McNugent says: hey what did you say i didn't really here you

J.D. McNugent says: Hey what did you say I didn't really here you.

Jeff Portnoy says: your just because i'm skinny

Jeff Portnoy says: Your just because I'm skinny.

Dewey Finn says: in the words of ac/dc we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock i salute you

Dewey Finn says: In the words of AC/DC we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock I salute you.

Billy Glenn Norris says: i surrender

Billy Glenn Norris says: I surrender.

Jerry says: anything you will be held against you in the court of robocop

Jerry says: Anything you will be held against you in the court of robocop.

Lance says: do you want me to get naked and start the revolution

Lance says: Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution.

Pilot says: don't shoot the girl

Pilot says: Don't shoot the girl.

JB says: i did not mean to blow your mind

JB says: I did not mean to blow your mind.

Nick Vanderpark says: one spray problem solved it's the miracle spray

Nick Vanderpark says: One spray problem solved it's the miracle spray.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: i don't want to get paid to lose i want to win

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: I don't want to get paid to lose, I want to win.

Dewey Finn says: you know what you don't have to worry about me because i'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line i got no problem smacking him in the head

Dewey Finn says: You know what you don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line I got no problem smacking him in the head.

J.D. McNugent says: dude if you get the nachos stuck together thats one nacho

J.D. McNugent says: Dude if you get the nachos stuck together that's one nacho.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: eagle powers come to me please

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: Eagle powers come to me please.

Esqueleto says: Surprise.

Ignacio 'Nacho Libre' says: GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!

JB says: Ah...Ah...Jesus KG.If you where with me. you would low down a rope instead of me following your cock!

KG says: JB, this is KG do you read me?

JB says: Yeah,your saying balls before rolls. But that is not I roll asshole!

KG says: JB, this is KG do you read me.

JB says: What do you want, non-rocker, this line is for rockers only. So I can't talk to you right now.

Tai Lung says: Who are you?

Po says: Buddy, I... am the Dragon Warrior!

Tai Lung says: You?

Tai Lung says: He's a panda! You're a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?

Po says: Don't tempt me.

Po says: You wanna get something to eat?

Master Shifu says: [sighing] ... Yeah.

Po says: I love you, Dad.

Po says: ANSWERS!

Carl Denham says: I'm real good at crappin' the crappers.

Brad Harris says: Of all courtship rituals in the animal kingdom, the most spectacular by far is that of the bald eagle. The male and female climb to dizzying heights and then ...join in free fall, plummeting toward earth, locked in each others embrace, separating only at the very last moment.

Stu Preissler says: God, I miss Edith.

Kenny Bostick says: Yeah, I kind of miss Jess.

Po says: Now.. answers!

Po says: No more running, Shen!

Po says: I'm not freaking out. I'm freaking-in

Kenny Bostick says: "Cookie?"

Kenny Bostick says: Cookie?

Brad Harris says: "Yeah ok."

Brad Harris says: Yeah okay.

Brad Harris says: "Sucks for him."

Brad Harris says: Sucks for him.

Brad Harris says: "I'm gonna make my mark.''

Brad Harris says: I'm gonna make my mark.

Brad Harris says: "This is my year."

Brad Harris says: This is my year.

Brad Harris says: "I just want to do something big."

Brad Harris says: I just want to do something big.

Brad Harris says: "I'm doing a big year."

Brad Harris says: I'm doing a big year.

Brad Harris says: ''There is going to be major fall out."

Brad Harris says: There is going to be major fall out.

Bill Clemens says: "Neuclear fallout?"

Bill Clemens says: Nuclear fallout?

Brad Harris says: "Bird fallout."

Brad Harris says: Bird fallout.