Jonah Hill

Jonah Hill

Highest Rated: 99% How to Train Your Dragon (2010)

Lowest Rated: 2% Strange Wilderness (2008)

Birthday: Dec 20, 1983

Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA

Born and raised in Los Angeles, Jonah Hill first started to find success in show business as a cast member of the brilliant but canceled Judd Apatow series Undeclared. Like many of the actors who were fortunate to work for the successful writer/director/producer, Hill became a part of Apatow's extended stock company, going on to appear in a number of films including The 40-Year-Old Virgin, as a young man who really wants to buy some boots, and Knocked Up, as the buddy who suggested his friend's pregnant girlfriend get "something that rhymes with smushmortion." He also starred alongside his onetime roommate Justin Long in a variety of projects, including the college comedy Accepted. Hill re-teamed with Apatow and company for their second major effort of summer 2007, the Greg Mottola-directed, Seth Rogen-scripted comedy Superbad, but on that occasion, Hill scored his first lead. He starred as Seth, a slightly geeky high school senior desperate for sex and suffering from some fairly serious adolescent angst. The film rang in as a blockbuster and won critical raves across the board. At about the same time, Hill signed on for a much different screen assignment (and target audience), agreeing to provide one of the voices in the animated outing Horton Hears a Who (2008). He followed that up with a small but funny role in the heartbreak comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall as a starstruck hotel worker who really, really wants a visiting rock star to listen to his demo.He scored laughs in the Judd Apatow-directed Funny People, and worked again with Russell Brand in Get Him to the Greek. Hill shored up his indie cred by starring in the Duplass Brothers comedy Cyrus as a young man who is way too attached to his mother.2011 found Hill earning the best notices of his career in Moneyball, as the numbers-crunching Ivy Leaguer who helps Billy Beane (Brad Pitt) build the Oakland A's into a first-rate baseball team with seemingly second-rate players. His work in the movie brought him Best Supporting Actor nods from the Academy, BAFTA, the Golden Globes, and the Screen Actors Guild. Soon however, the actor was ready to get back to his comedic roots, pairing with Chaning Tatum for a satirical big-screen take on the 80's TV show 21 Jump Street, and following that up starring alongside Ben Stiller in The Watch.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
76% Richard Jewell Producer 2019
57% The Beach Bum Lewis 2019
91% How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World Snotlout Jorgenson 2019
85% The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part Green Lantern 2019
81% Mid90s Director Screenwriter 2018
77% Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot Donnie 2018
90% The Lego Batman Movie Green Lantern $175.7M 2017
39% Why Him? Producer $60.4M 2016
61% War Dogs Efraim Diveroli $43.1M 2016
82% Sausage Party Carl Executive Producer $97.7M 2016
85% Hail, Caesar! Joseph Silverman $28M 2016
No Score Yet 23 Jump Street Producer Schmidt 2016
No Score Yet Freaks Of Nature Executive Producer 2015
45% True Story Michael Finkel $3.5M 2015
84% 22 Jump Street Producer Schmidt $154.3M 2014
91% How to Train Your Dragon 2 Snotlout $147.1M 2014
96% The LEGO Movie Green Lantern $244.9M 2014
79% The Wolf of Wall Street Donnie Azoff $91.4M 2013
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of James Franco Actor 2013
83% This Is the End Jonah Hill $96.3M 2013
No Score Yet The Adventurer's Handbook Actor Screenwriter Executive Producer 2013
87% Django Unchained Bag Head #2 $162.9M 2012
17% The Watch Franklin $34.2M 2012
84% 21 Jump Street Executive Producer Schmidt $134.1M 2012
22% The Sitter Executive Producer Noah Griffith $30.3M 2011
No Score Yet Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury Snotlout 2011
94% Moneyball Peter Brand $75.7M 2011
No Score Yet Dragons: Gift Of The Night Fury / Book Of Dragons Actor 2011
No Score Yet Dreamworks How To Train Your Dragon Legends Actor 2011
72% Megamind Tighten $148.3M 2010
No Score Yet Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon Snotlout 2010
80% Cyrus Cyrus $7.5M 2010
72% Get Him to the Greek Aaron Green $61M 2010
99% How to Train Your Dragon Snotlout $217M 2010
56% The Invention of Lying Frank $18.5M 2009
69% Funny People Leo Koenig $51.9M 2009
45% Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian Actor $177.2M 2009
83% Forgetting Sarah Marshall Matthew the Waiter $63M 2008
79% Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! Tommy $154.4M 2008
2% Strange Wilderness Cooker $6.6M 2008
74% Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Actor $18.4M 2007
88% Superbad Seth $121.5M 2007
84% Rocket Science Junior Philosopher $0.7M 2007
23% Evan Almighty Eugene $100.3M 2007
90% Knocked Up Jonah $148.8M 2007
No Score Yet Just Add Water Eddie 2007
63% 10 Items or Less The Kid $69.8K 2006
37% Accepted Sherman Schrader $36.4M 2006
33% Click Ben Newman (age 17) $137.4M 2006
16% Grandma's Boy Barry $6M 2006
85% The 40 Year Old Virgin eBay Customer $109.3M 2005
63% I Heart Huckabees Bret $12.8M 2004
No Score Yet One Part Sugar Actor

TV

Credit
92% Curb Your Enthusiasm
2000
Jonah Hill 2020
No Score Yet The Shivering Truth
2019
Voice 2020
2019
2018
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2020
2018
2012
2011
2008
85% Maniac
2018
Owen Milgrim Executive Producer 2018
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2018
2016
2015
2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2018
2016
2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest 2018
2014
2013
2012
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Performer Host 2018
2016
2014
2012
2008
1976
56% Any Given Wednesday With Bill Simmons
2016
Guest 2016
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest 2016
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest 2015
2013
No Score Yet Colbert Report
2005-2014
Guest 2014
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
2012-2015
Guest 2014
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2014
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2014
2013
2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2014
2010
2009
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing 2013
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest 2013
2012
2011
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest 2013
2011
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest 2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2012
2011
2010
2007
12% Allen Gregory
2011
Producer Executive Producer Creator Voice 2011
No Score Yet MTV First
2011-2014
Guest 2011
No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show
2008
Guest 2011
68% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing 2009
85% Reno 911!
2003
Daniel Shaheen 2009
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice 2009
No Score Yet Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2007-2010
Performer 2009
No Score Yet Campus Ladies
2006
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QUOTES FROM Jonah Hill CHARACTERS

Joseph Silverman says: It's part of the job, miss.

Michael Finkel says: Why do they call your short stop?

Christian Longo says: Long go ...get it?

Max Belfort says: What kind of a hooker takes credit cards?

Donnie Azoff says: A rich one!

Peter Brand says: And Jeremy's about to find out why. Jeremy's about to realize that the ball went 60 feet over the fence. He hit a home run and didn't even realize it.

Jenko says: My name's Jeff.....

Schmidt says: Es Jefe, man!

Schmidt says: Not the lamborghini, it's a touch childish

Jenko says: Okay, what do lambos have anything to do with touching children?

Mercedes says: Could you take it to a level of shut up.

Schmidt says: OH is this the level your looking for.

Schmidt says: Whispering: Shut the fuck up.

Captain Dickson says: Rule number 2 on Jump Street. Burns.

Burns says: Do not have sexual relations with students or teachers, sir.

Captain Dickson says: You hear that? That's you. Don't do it man. Keep that dirty dick in your pants. Don't fuck no students. Don't fuck no teachers.

Schmidt says: Sir, I know we come off as a couple of lady killers, but i promise you we'll be super professional at the job.

Captain Dickson says: Clearly I wasn't talking to you big titties. You cherub-looking mother fucker.

Schmidt says: CYN-THEE-UH. Cynthia.

Schmidt says: Man, What did you say back there?

Jenko says: Something Cool

Schmidt says: Yeah, what did you say?

Jenko says: Something Cool man

Schmidt says: Yeah, but what did you say

Jenko says: I said something cool

Schmidt says: I wanna sit in bed and watch Friends all day.

Astrid says: Snotlout! They're gonna win now!

Snotlout says: I can't help it, she's my princess! Whatever she wants, she gets!

Astrid says: Ruffnut?! Didn't she try to bury you alive?

Snotlout says: Only for a few hours!

Captain Dickson says: We jump street...and we're about to jump in your ass.

Schmidt says: Right in the crack.

Captain Dickson says: We're Jump Street and we're about to jump in your ass.

Schmidt says: Right in the crack.

Jenko says: We're like a power couple.

Schmidt says: We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. Your a good dancer but sometimes your meaner than like you to be.

Snotlout says: Wait, aren't you gonna teach us first?

Gobber says: I believe in learning on the job.

Deputy Chief Hardy says: You going anywhere Schmidt? We've got time.

Schmidt says: I had a thing but I could probably push it back

Schmidt says: Hey, listen! There's a grenade in my shorts!

Jenko says: Is that it?

Schmidt says: That's my dick!

Jenko says: What about that?

Schmidt says: That's my dick also!

Schmidt says: Unh...broke my ass.

Domingo says: You don't look like cops. You look like kids on the Halloween.

Jenko says: Do you want me to beat your dick off?

Domingo says: You want to beat my dick off?

Jenko says: Yeah I'll beat your dick off, both hands. Let's go.

Domingo says: That's just sick man.

Schmidt says: I think what he means is he is gonna punch you so many times in the genital area that your dick is just gonna fall off.

Snotlout says: Did I tell you that you look good today?

Ruffnut says: Ugh!

Green Lantern says: Superman! We're roommates!

Jenko says: uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.

Schmidt says: Fuck. I'm not gonna take a dump the entire time we're here.

Donnie Azoff says: I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.

Donnie Azoff says: Fucking smoke crack with me.

Donnie Azoff says: You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Technically, you do work for me.

Donnie Azoff says: My money is attached to your boobs. So technically, you work for me.

Donnie Azoff says: Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Technically, you do work for me.

Noah says: Mum, tell whoever's on the phone that there's a perfect pancake.

Noah says: respect it , don't neglect it

Noah says: Respect it, don't neglect it.

Deputy Chief Hardy says: Did you say, You have the right to be an attorney?

Schmidt says: He could be an attorney if he wants.

Danny McBride says: If anyone's going to rape anybody, it's Jay.

Jay Baruchel says: What the fuck?

Jonah Hill says: Guys! Jay couldn't rape anyone! Jay couldn't rape a fly!

Jonah Hill says: I'm going to titty fuck you, Seth

Jay Baruchel says: The power of Christ compels you!

Jonah Hill says: Does it Jay?

Jonah Hill says: Does it jay?

Jay Baruchel says: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!

Jonah Hill says: Does it Jay? Do I look compelled Jay? Let me tell you, its not very compelling!

Seth Rogen says: What are you just quoting the Exorcist

Jay Baruchel says: Yes dude it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!

Jay Baruchel says: Yes dude, it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!

Jonah Hill says: Something totally not chill happened last night...

Jonah Hill says: Something totally not chill happened last night.

Danny McBride says: We should just stay in here, fortify this bitch, and take it into all the food and shit we have.

Seth Rogen says: We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch...a Milky Way?

Seth Rogen says: We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch. A Milky Way?

Jonah Hill says: Can I have that Milky Way?

James Franco says: No, you can't have the Milky Way. It's my special food, I like it.

Seth Rogen says: I want some of the Milky Way.

Craig Robinson says: I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.

Schmidt says: You know how Tom Cruise is always pissed off at Rainman? That's my life, except Brad is really shitty at math.

Schmidt says: It's like seven strangers living in one house true story!

Schmidt says: It's like seven strangers living in one house. True story!

Aaron Green says: Nothing you say makes any sense, I understand that now, you're just a fucking junkie and you're smart so you make your insanity sound good but its bullshit.

Aaron Green says: I'm not sucking his dick, that's like 100%.

Aaron Green says: What is this, fucking Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay.

Aldous Snow says: We're gonna fuck these two girls.

Aaron Green says: I just got out of a relationship.

Aldous Snow says: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?

Aaron Green says: Brunette.

Aldous Snow says: Blonde it is.

Martin says: Do you ever get so bored, you just stare at your balls?

Jonah says: I bet you do, late John Lennon.

Jonah says: Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.

Jay says: Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!

Jonah says: What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!

Jonah says: I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.

Jonah says: How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?

Seth says: I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.

Evan says: Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.

Seth says: [imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.

Evan says: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.

Seth says: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.

Evan says: She had back problems, man.

Tighten says: Cool, so Thursday? Soft Thursday? 00:27:51 Chicks don't like bouncy houses.

Tighten says: Cool, so Thursday? Soft Thursday? Chicks don't like bouncy houses.

Roxanne Ritchi says: Good night Hal.

Tighten says: That's a soft yes on Thursday. Kicks news van in frustration. What's wrong with me? Renting a bouncy house? Chicks don't like bouncy houses, they like clowns!

Jenko says: How about a pound of coke?

Schmidt says: We're trying to show them a good time. Not ruin their fucking lives!

Jenko says: Pound of marijuana?

Schmidt says: Best party ever!

Captain Dickson says: You'll find yourself in prison. With a snorkel, duct-taped to the mouth. And me, shitting down that snorkel!

Schmidt says: That's extremely vivid, thank you.

Seth says: No one's gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since Nam!

Bag Head #2 says: I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, they could of been done better. So how â??bout, no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then go full regalia

Bag Head #2 says: I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, they could of been done better. So how bout, no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then go full regalia.

Big Daddy says: Wait a minute! I didn't say no bags!

Snotlout says: Love on the battlefield!

Gobber says: All of you are going to learn how to fight dragons. [Puts his hand on a lever to open a cage]

Gobber says: All of you are going to learn how to fight dragons. [puts his hand on a lever to open a cage]

Snotlout says: Whoa, whoa, aren't you gonna teach us first?

Gobber says: I believe in learning on the job. [Pulls the lever down to release the dragon from the cage]

Gobber says: I believe in learning on the job. [pulls the lever down to release the dragon from the cage]

Peter Brand says: I think he was gonna say something else.

Billy Beane says: When you get the answer you're looking for, hang up.

Captain Dickson says: New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.

Jenko says: Oh, I love Disneyland!

Captain Dickson says: You two sons of bitches are going to college!

Schmidt says: Yes!

Jenko says: No!

Jamarcus says: In a few hours, a transmitter will become operational. When it signals, our armada will commence a global invasion starting here in Glenview, which is clearly not ideal for you.

Bob says: What?

Franklin says: Why?

Jamarcus says: We're aliens, that's what we do.

Franklin says: Look there's that kid from Costco with the big fat dick. Walking around with his massive cock like he owns the joint. That shits just banging against his knee caps. $20 that guys dick dips in the toilet as he's taking a shit.

Seth says: Momma's making a pubic salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing

Seth says: Momma's making a pubic salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.

Franklin says: I have one important question that I need you to answer for me right now, are you with us?

Sergeant Bressman says: Are you a cup?

Franklin says: No, you rejected me because I was too awesome for you.

Schmidt says: It looks like I died in a car accident and you guys haven't gotten over it yet.

Jenko says: It's gonna explode, roll your window up!!

Jenko says: It's gonna explode, roll your window up!

Schmidt says: What the fuck is that gonna do??

Schmidt says: What the fuck is that gonna do?

Captain Dickson says: *flipping through files

Captain Dickson says: [flipping through files]

Captain Dickson says: Schmidt, says you were a virgin through high school.

Schmidt says: It says that!?

Captain Dickson says: No, I just assumed it!

Fogell says: Hey!

Seth says: Don't tell Fogell about the party, man...

Fogell says: Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss... what's up guys?

Jenko says: Do you want to die?

Schmidt says: No....

Schmidt says: No...

Jenko says: Then we have to finger each other's throats. Okay? Go!

Franklin says: "There is an orgy going on locally?"

Franklin says: There is an orgy going on locally?

Jenko says: (receives a test with a 44%) God, what bullshit.

Jenko says: [receives a test with a 44%] God, what bullshit.

Schmidt says: (receives a test with a perfect score)

Schmidt says: [receives a test with a perfect score]

Jenko says: Damn, your good at this....wanna be friends?

Billy Beane says: You know if this doesn't work, you're fired.

Peter Brand says: (Gives Billy a worried look)

Peter Brand says: [gives Billy a worried look]

Billy Beane says: Nah, I'm just kidding.

Franklin says: I don't touch your butterflies!

Schmidt says: We're not sitting around... POPPING each others' zzasholes.

Franklin says: Look at his face!

Evan says: Look at my face.

Franklin says: Look at his face and listen to me.

Evan says: Look at him and listen to me.

Franklin says: Look at me.

Evan says: Look at me.

Franklin says: Look at him and understand me. Look at both of us but understand no one. Listen to my words and hear his face!

Seth says: Don't be such a vagine man I gotta get a Red Bull before class

Seth says: Don't be such a vagine man I gotta get a Red Bull before class.

Seth says: You know when a girl's like "Oh God, I got so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy!" We can be that mistake!

Seth says: You know when a girl's like 'Oh God, I got so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy!' We can be that mistake!

Seth says: Enjoy your remaining years!

Old Lady says: I will. Enjoy fucking Jules!

Seth says: I WILL!

Seth says: She wants my dick. She wants my dick in or around her mouth!

Jenko says: Are you ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers?

Schmidt says: I am.

Schmidt says: You're a girl.

Molly Tracey says: I am. That's why I'm wearing this pretty dress, to remind you.

Evan says: [Looking at green gunge] What a second I've seen this stuff before

Evan says: [looking at green gunge] What a second I've seen this stuff before.

Franklin says: Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award

Franklin says: Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award.

Schmidt says: The doctor thought I was going to spontaneously grow a vagina.

Schmidt says: The doctor thought I was gonna spontaneously grow a vagina.

Captain Dickson says: You guys are hear cuz you look young. You some Justin Beaver, Miley Cyrus lookin motherfuckers.

Schmidt says: (whispering) God, this guy is sassy.

Schmidt says: [whispering] God, this guy is sassy.

Bartleby "B" Gaines says: Schrader, what about you? What do you want to learn?

Sherman Schrader says: Well, B, I'm glad you asked actually, 'cause since we're going to prison, I'm gonna learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.

Sherman Schrader says: It was your idea to put "acceptance is just one click away"

Sherman Schrader says: It was your idea to put 'acceptance is just one click away'.

Bartleby "B" Gaines says: Yeah, you put it as "one click away"! You don't make it... clickable!

Bartleby "B" Gaines says: Yeah, you put it as 'one click away'! You don't make it... clickable!

Franklin says: Listen to my words, and hear his face.

Franklin says: Damn it Mom, stay OUT OF My ROOM!

Seth says: He (Fogell) doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin!

Seth says: He [Fogell] doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin!

Evan says: One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Schmidt says: This feels like the end of Die hard, but this is real life!

Jenko says: Which one?

Schmidt says: The 3rd one Samuel Jackson style.

Jenko says: Fuck yeah!

Seth says: Have you ever looked into his eyes.Its like the first time I heard The Beatles.

Seth says: Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.

Schmidt says: Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers, but I promise you we will be super professional on the job.

Captain Dickson says: Clearly I wasn't talkin' to you, big titties! You cherub lookin' motherfucker. I was talkin' to your partner over here, Fake ass handsome McGee! When I'm talkin' to him, I'm talkin' to him. When I say, shut the fuck up, I'm talkin' to you.

Schmidt says: Cool

Schmidt says: We're not finger poppin' each other's assholes. What we are doing is getting shit done.

MegaMind says: Your a villian allright, just not a super one.

Tighten says: Oh ya, what's the difference?

MegaMind says: Presentation!

Matty says: man that opening party was incredible check out the pictures on myspace theres one of me eating cheese off some girls titties

Matty says: Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties.

Aaron Green says: please just lie to me and say to me i didnt miss another awesome party

Aaron Green says: Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party.

Matty says: you missed an awesome party i woke up with glitter on my dick

Matty says: You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick.

Schmidt says: were like in the end of die hard right now only its our actual life

Schmidt says: We're like, in the end of 'Die Hard' right now, only it's our actual life!

Seth says: I used to sit around all day, drawing pictures of dicks.

Evan says: A dick, like a man dick?

Captain Dickson says: Are yall throwin a party?

Captain Dickson says: There's rumors, In the tweetosphere, And if my officers are caught giving alcohol to the minors, the'll find themselves in prison, with a snorkel duck-taped to their mouth, and me, shitting down that snorkel!

Schmidt says: Its extremely vivid, thank you!

Schmidt says: Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers, but I promise you we will be super professional on the job.

Captain Dickson says: Clearly I wasn't talkin' to you, big titties! You cherub lookin' motherfucker. I was talkin' to your partner over here, Fake ass handsome McGee! When I'm talkin' to him, I'm talkin' to him. When I say, shut the fuck up, I'm talkin' to you.

Schmidt says: Cool.

Captain Dickson says: Didn't somebody tell you tell you guys this was a undercover unit?

Schmidt says: I don't...I actually didn't...I didn't get a letter or anything. Or a dress code...

Jenko says: Yeah, like...

Captain Dickson says: Teenage the fuck up!

Captain Dickson says: Everybody comfortable?

Schmidt says: Yeah.

Captain Dickson says: Get your motherfuckin' ass up when I'm talkin'!

Captain Dickson says: You will be going undercover as high school students. You are here simply because you look young. You some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers.

Captain Dickson says: Schmidt, Say's you were a Virgin through high school

Schmidt says: It Says that?

Captain Dickson says: No. I just Assumed it!