Martin Lawrence

My ass still hurts from what you did to it.

Well she may be in 12th grade, but that ass is in grad school.

Hey, do you actually believe the crap that comes out of your mouth?

Well, I'm never really sure till i'm finished talkin'.

Time to conceal the weapon.

Did you see that?!?

Did you see that?

They throwing cars at us! How am I not seeing that?!?

They throwing cars at us! How am I not seeing that?

Nobody called it the nutcracker

Now I know why they call it the Nutcracker.

This is a nice fish. Big fuckin eyes, but a nice fuckin fish.

When she put clothes in the trash.

When she gave tequila to dog name pancho.

They say you can get water in cactuses. Where in a desert and they don't get no damnable cactuses.

I think when its plural its pronounced cacti.

Im killing him.

Uh... ELLIOT!

Get it off! Like a band-aid! Please!

Get it off, like a band-aid please!

Okay this might hurt a little, and you might want to cover your ears

Cover my what- OW!!

Cover my what- OW!

Okay scamp off back to the woods little buddy. Oh porcupines.

These big wood stick things are called trees.

These big rocks are called mountains and little rocks are their babies.

Uh... ELLIOT!

Boogster, ugh. How many times do I have to tell you. "I'm the incredible Mr. E."

Boogster, ugh. How many times do I have to tell you. 'I'm the incredible Mr. E.'

Eliot... please. Whoa!

Look, if you don't use the code names who would I know you would be the one talking to me.

Sweet!

Freedom!!

Freedom!

Ha ha ha, huh? What?

Hello, Goldilocks! Ha ha ha!

Yeah, bulls eye!

Quick, we need more ammo.

Elliot, catch!

Got it!

Fire!

Boog, It's working!

Ha ha ha ha, yeah! Look at them run!

Send out, Mr. Happy!

Who?

Gordy, I'm taking home!

Oh...Mr. Happy didn't go off.

Whoa whoa, we were just supposed to run them into town!

That's right, keep running.

Behold, the mighty grizzly!

You know Elliot, This place ain't so bad.

Wait, hold that thought.

Woo-Hoo!

Dinkleman!

Ouch!

Keep your tree. I'll find another one.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU! [Tackles Elliot behind the curtains and starts hurting him]

You chipped a... you chipped a... [Finally loses it] I'm gonna kill you!

I chipped a hoof !

I chipped a hoof!

you chipped..... you chipped a, IM GUNNA KILL YOU !!!!

You chipped... you chipped a... I'M GUNNA KILL YOU!

I never hold a grudge. I just let it go.

You'd better change your voice before you start scaring the girls.

Oh how about this? Swing low...Swing AAAAAAAAAHHHHH! [screeching]

Big Momma take orders from nobody...Nobody!

What does he think, I'm gonna stink it all up and bring it back?

This is some sick shit!

Yup! It's about to get sicker!

I got ten claws and I ain't afraid of you.

I do what I want, when I want, and I come and go as I please.

Outside?

No problem!

You got it all twisted.

Until then, I ain't goin' down without a fight!

We ain't doin' no show.

[Exasperated sigh]

Your partner got killed. You lost your job. You went to jail. Your girlfriend walked. You got a job as a security guard at a hundred and eighty-two dollars a week. You know what you are, Hank? You're a black man.

You better get that nasty-ass tongue back in your mouth before I rip it out!

Yes, ma'am! My mouth is closed! But these hands is open for business.

Trent's so smart. Trent's so cute. Trent knows Karate.

I know a little bit.

I done seen a lot of scary shit in my day. But damn, that was a lot of ass!

Elliot, let the nice people enjoy the show.

All right, he's gone. Now get out.

Beth, you're not his mother.

I'm not mothering him!

[Taps on the window and smiles while waving at Beth]

Excuse me. [Yelling] Go to bed, Boog!

Excuse me. [yelling] Go to bed, Boog!

[Gets startled and throws up on the window]

[gets startled and throws up on the window]

I can't snap.

[Upon spotting one of the big trees in the Timberline National Forest] Hmm. Alright. [Cracks his knuckles] I can do this! Ha ha ha ha. No problem.

[upon spotting one of the big trees in the Timberline National Forest] Hmm. Alright. [cracks his knuckles] I can do this! Ha ha ha ha. No problem.

And keep a lookout! You never know when Big Momma might be back!

Shit just got real.

Look at all this this is shit! Liquid shit!

All right. I can do this!

[Seeing a flower right in front of him in the forest] Pretty.

Get out of here!

Hey, I took you out of the garage. You should thank me.

Thank you?!

You're welcome.

[To McSquizzy] We're gonna need your nuts.

And your acorns too!

I get it. You're like a pet.

I'm nobody's pet.

[Holds up Boog's bowl] Right.

[Holding Elliot over a cliff] Take a good look around, Elliot. What's missing?

Wait. Don't tell me. I know this one...

TIMBERLINE IS MISSING!

Oh, I was just going to say that.

[Realises he is in the Timberline forest] Where's home? It's gone! Somebody stole it!

Give it up for Boog!

Ian's right. I'm a loser.

No, you're not a loser.

Yes I am!

No you're not!

Yes!

No!

Trust me! You know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?

Uhh... a loser. But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear, but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods.

That's nothing! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!

Punks jump up to get beat down.

Its like leaving candy around me, its not gonna be alright I'm gonna (chomping teeth) chomp it up!

Its like leaving candy around me, its not gonna be alright I'm gonna [chomping teeth] chomp it up!

[After hitting Shaw with a golf club] Ha ha ha! Oh yeah! Don't mess with the Boogster.

[after hitting Shaw with a golf club] Ha ha ha! Oh yeah! Don't mess with the Boogster.

Naw, naw, cornflake. You got it all twisted. This here is my home.

Sweet!

Now haul your butt back out that window. [Points]

Now haul your butt back out that window. [points]

Freeze.

[Drunk on sugar] Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [Passes out]

[drunk on sugar] Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [passes out]

I do what I want, when I want, and I come and go as I please!

Well, then let's go!

Uh... outside?

I'm warnin' you. I got 10 claws and I ain't afraid of you.

That's that bullshit.

[To Elliot] Now haul your butt back out that window.

What's a Shaw?

Only the nastiest hunter in town.

Guys, it's not his fault.

Oh, you're right, Elliot. It's your fault.

My fault?

Yeah. If it weren't for you, I'd be home right now. None of this would've ever happened. You said you knew the way back, but you lied.

I-- no. ...Okay. Okay, maybe-- I thought if you hung out with me, then maybe you would like me.

Oh, man! I-- I trusted you, Elliot.

I'm sorry, Boog. I-- we're still partners, right?

You know, Elliot, I'm better off alone.

Stupid nature.

Want a Fishy Cracker?

Uh, no. Uh, I'll eat when I get home.

[Before passing out when tranquilized by Beth] Buttermilk biscuits...

[Choking Elliot and hitting his head on the ground, who keeps saying "ow"] You're-ruining-my-show!

[Choking Elliot and hitting his head on the ground, who keeps saying 'ow'] You're-ruining-my-show!

Out of the coat.

No.

Take it off.

No!

Take off the coat.

No means no!

It's a whole Woo Hoo village.

[Singing his own version of "The Teddy Bears' Picnic"] If you go out in the woods today, there's gonna-- [hiccups] Be some fries [laughs]

[Singing his own version of 'The Teddy Bears' Picnic'] If you go out in the woods today, there's gonna-- [hiccups] Be some fries [laughs]

[Waiting for Beth in the jeep] Where is that girl?

Try it again, I'll be kickin' your furry brown bahookie! [slaps his butt at Boog]

What?! But this is a different tree!

They're ALL my trees!

The Woo Hoo bar. She's my lady. Smooth and creamy. So bad I shouldn't. Yet I will.

[After waking up face-to-face with a flower in the Timberline National Forest] Ooh, pretty.

We've been walkin' around in circles?

Cir-cle. One time around.

Trust me, you know the day I met you Ian kicked me out of the herd, I lost my antler, I got run over, and tied to the hood of a truck, what do you call that?

Ahh... a loser! But check this out. Behold, the Mighty Grizzly! I look like a bear, I talk like a bear, but I can't fish, I can't climb a tree, I can't even go in the woods!

That's nothin'! Half doe, half buck! I'm a duck!

I ride a unicycle for crackers.

I have a glass eye.

I can't snap.

I thought log was a color.

I can't see my feet!

I killed a man! [he and Boog both laugh]

[sees Dinkleman in his garage] Hey! What are you lookin' at? I told you not to wait up!

When I'm a bear rug, they can walk all over me. Until then, I ain't goin' down without a fight!

[to McSquizzy and the Furry Tail Clan] That's it! You're askin' for a whoopin'!

This is my home.

[smelling Elliot, who is strapped to Shaw's truck and appears dead] Whew! That's nasty!

[during the fight with the hunters] Gas mask.

Got it.

All right. Time to run these guys back to town.

[Elliot has hit Shaw with a pillow] A pillow?! Come on!

Boog is sorry.

[losing Dinkleman in the water] DINKLEMAN!

[to Elliot] Shut the-- shut the-- I'm gonna kill you!

[to Elliot] Shut the - shut the. I'm gonna kill you!

[sees a mad Beth in Gordy's police car] Uh-oh! Back up quick, before she sees me!

You're in big trouble, mister!

Shush!

Yeah. And the giraffes taste almost exactly like the elephants. That's messed up.

Oh, no. I never hold a grudge. I just let it go.

[drunk on chocolate] Behold... the Mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [faints]

[drunk on chocolate] Behold... the mighty... Grizzly. Good night. [faints]

Alright! Show me your "Grr" face!

Alright! Show me your 'Grr' face!

No denyin'. That girl's got growl. But can she get down like this?

[during a rabbit fight] Oh yeah? Well, eat rabbit!