Paul Rudd

Paul Rudd

Highest Rated: 94% Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Lowest Rated: 9% Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

Birthday: Apr 06, 1969

Birthplace: Passaic, New Jersey, USA

Armed with effortless charm and a disarming smile, actor Paul Rudd made his name on stage and screen in a number of notable projects, as well as cultivating an avid following as both a sensitive leading man and as a comic foil. While he became vaguely recognizable thanks to several prominent film and television roles - namely as Alicia Silverstone's know-it-all stepbrother in "Clueless" (1995), Phoebe's husband on "Friends" (NBC, 1994-2004), and Jennifer Aniston's gay best friend in the romantic comedy "The Object of My Affection" (1998) - Rudd eventually rode the Judd Apatow wave to stardom with a series of surprisingly successful comedies in which he was more often than not, the primary scene-stealer. His roles in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" (2005), "Knocked Up" (2007), "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" (2008), "Role Models" (2008) and "I Love You, Man" (2009) established the versatile actor, who oscillated easily between comedy and drama both on screen and on stage, as a bona fide box-office force and a rising star. Because of his raised profile, Rudd was able to take bigger risks in less mainstream projects, as he did for "Dinner for Schmucks" (2010) and "Our Idiot Brother" (2011). He took a step back with a leading role in James L. Brooks' critically maligned romantic comedy "How Do You Know" (2010) and stepped into a producer's role for the low-budget "Wanderlust" (2011), and later became an unlikely superhero in the Marvel hit "Ant-Man" (2015). But regardless of his projects' success or lack thereof, moviegoers held great reserves of goodwill for the actor. No matter how big or small the project, Rudd became one of Hollywood's most popular and marketable stars.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet No Score Yet Ghostbusters: Afterlife Mr. Grooberson (Character) - 2021
No Score Yet No Score Yet My Beautiful Stutter Executive Producer - 2019
74% 43% Between Two Ferns: The Movie Himself (Character) - 2019
94% 90% Avengers: Endgame Scott Lang/Ant-Man (Character) $858.4M 2019
87% 75% Ant-Man and The Wasp Scott Lang/Ant-Man (Character),
Screenwriter
$216.6M 2018
67% 65% Ideal Home Paul (Character) - 2018
32% 51% The Catcher Was a Spy Moe Berg (Character) $706.6K 2018
21% 46% Mute Cactus Bill (Character) - 2017
32% 35% Fun Mom Dinner Brady (Character),
Executive Producer
- 2017
91% 89% Captain America: Civil War Scott Lang/Ant-Man (Character) $408.1M 2016
21% 28% Nerdland John (Voice) - 2016
77% 83% The Fundamentals of Caring Ben (Character) - 2016
80% 83% Rush: Time Stand Still Narrator - 2016
82% 50% Sausage Party Darren (Voice) $97.7M 2016
83% 86% Ant-Man Scott Lang/Ant-Man (Character),
Screenwriter
$180.2M 2015
93% 84% The Little Prince Mr. Prince (Voice) $1.3M 2015
68% 39% They Came Together Joel (Character) - 2014
No Score Yet 14% 40 Pete (Character) - 2013
83% 71% This Is the End Himself (Character) $101.5M 2013
74% 52% Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues Brian Fantana (Character) $127.3M 2013
82% 53% Prince Avalanche Alvin (Character) $205K 2013
38% 32% Admission John Pressman (Character) $18M 2013
49% 22% All Is Bright Rene (Character) $4.6K 2013
59% 39% Wanderlust George (Character),
Producer
$17.3M 2012
51% 50% This Is 40 Pete (Character) $67.5M 2012
86% 89% The Perks of Being a Wallflower Mr. Anderson (Character) $17.7M 2012
70% 51% Our Idiot Brother Ned (Character) $24.8M 2011
42% 42% Dinner for Schmucks Tim (Character) $73M 2010
31% 25% How Do You Know George (Character) $30.2M 2010
83% 74% I Love You, Man Peter Klaven (Character) $71.3M 2009
73% 59% Monsters vs. Aliens Derek (Voice) $198.3M 2009
15% 42% Over Her Dead Body Henry (Character) $7.6M 2008
77% 74% Role Models Danny (Character),
Screenwriter
$67.3M 2008
83% 76% Forgetting Sarah Marshall Chuck (Character) $62.9M 2008
90% 83% Knocked Up Pete (Character) $148.7M 2007
74% 57% Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story John Lennon (Character) $18.3M 2007
35% 40% The Ten Jeff Reigert (Character),
Producer
$766.5K 2007
34% 51% RENO 911!: Miami The Druglord (Character) $20.3M 2007
64% 44% I Could Never Be Your Woman Adam (Character) - 2007
70% 57% Diggers Hunt (Character) - 2006
23% 35% The Oh in Ohio Jack Chase (Character) - 2006
43% 67% Night at the Museum Don (Character) $113.7M 2006
43% 42% Tennis, Anyone ...? Unknown (Character) - 2005
85% 80% The 40-Year-Old Virgin David (Character) $109.2M 2005
32% 75% The Baxter Dan Abbott (Character) $181.9K 2005
54% 39% P.S. Sammy (Character) $175.4K 2004
67% 86% Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy Brian Fantana (Character) $84.1M 2004
No Score Yet 56% Anchorman: Wake Up, Ron Burgundy -- The Lost Movie Brian Fantana (Character) - 2004
64% 65% The Shape of Things Adam (Character) $732.2K 2003
No Score Yet 63% Two Days Paul Miller (Character) - 2003
No Score Yet 89% On the Edge Unknown (Character) - 2001
51% 30% The Château Graham Granville (Character) $202.3K 2001
38% 76% Wet Hot American Summer Andy (Character) $292.1K 2001
No Score Yet 27% The Great Gatsby Nick Carraway (Character) - 2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet Metal Mayhem Ian Curtis (Character) - 2000
No Score Yet 35% Gen-Y Cops Ian Curtis (Character) - 2000
29% 59% 200 Cigarettes Kevin (Character) $6.9M 1999
71% 77% The Cider House Rules Wally Worthington (Character) $57.5M 1999
53% 51% The Object of My Affection George Hanson (Character) $29.1M 1998
No Score Yet No Score Yet Twelfth Night, or What You Will Duke Orsino (Character) - 1998
18% 44% The Locusts Earl (Character) $31.9K 1997
No Score Yet 82% The Size of Watermelons Alex (Character) - 1996
43% 52% Overnight Delivery Wyatt Trips (Character) - 1996
72% 77% William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet Dave Paris (Character) $46.4M 1996
9% 37% Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers Thomas "Tommy" Doyle (Character) $14.7M 1995
82% 76% Clueless Josh Lucas (Character) $56.2M 1995
No Score Yet 22% Runaway Daughters Jimmy Rusoff (Character) - 1994
No Score Yet No Score Yet Stalking Back Scott (Character) - 1993

TV

Credit
No Score Yet 100% Tiny World Narrator 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Friday Night In with The Morgans Guest 2020
No Score Yet 40% The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Guest 2018-2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Complex X Fuse Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2019 2015 2011-2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden Guest 2019 2016
81% 83% Living With Yourself Miles Elliott (Character),
Executive Producer
2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet etalk Guest 2018-2019 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2019 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS This Morning Guest 2019 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show Guest 2019 2016 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today 3rd Hour Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Unknown (Guest Star),
Host
2019 2013 2008-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2018-2019 2015 2012-2013 2010
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2018-2019 2014-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Canada Guest 2018-2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Celebrity Page Guest 2018
No Score Yet 100% Bumping Mics With Jeff Ross & Dave Attell Unknown (Guest Star) 2018
No Score Yet 26% Late Night With Seth Meyers Guest 2018 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS News Sunday Morning Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today With Kathie Lee & Hoda Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Chris Gethard Show Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Finding Your Roots Guest 2017
No Score Yet 73% Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later Andy (Character) 2017
No Score Yet 67% Nightcap Unknown (Guest Star) 2017
91% 88% Bob's Burgers Unknown (Guest Star) 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.TV Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2015 2012-2013
84% 71% Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp Andy (Character) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Unknown (Character),
Guest
2015 2012-2013 2007-2010 2001-2005 1999
No Score Yet 75% Late Show With David Letterman Guest 2013-2015
93% 89% Parks and Recreation Unknown (Guest Star) 2015 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Colbert Report Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Young Hollywood's Greatest Unknown (Character) 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Funny or Die's Billy on the Street Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Greatest Event in Television History Unknown (Character) 2014
85% 77% The Simpsons Dr. Zander (Guest Voice) 2014 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Larry King Now Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2012-2013 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Unknown (Character),
Guest
2011-2013 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Anderson Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2012 2010
No Score Yet 95% Louie Himself (Guest Star) 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Doctors Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest 2008-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet ES.TV Guest 2010-2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Early Show Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Charlie Rose Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kevin Pollak's Chat Show Guest 2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Sesame Street Unknown (Guest Star) 2009-2010
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kickin' It: With Byron Allen Guest 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.com Guest 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Nightline Guest 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Conan O'Brien Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainers: With Byron Allen Guest 2008
92% 79% Veronica Mars Desmond Fellows (Guest Star) 2007
No Score Yet 90% Robot Chicken Unknown (Guest Voice) 2006
86% 79% RENO 911! Unknown (Guest Star) 2006
No Score Yet 95% Friends Mike Hannigan (Guest Star) 2002-2004
58% No Score Yet Deadline Unknown (Guest Star) 2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet Clueless Unknown (Guest Star) 1996
No Score Yet No Score Yet Sisters Kirby Philby (Character) 1992-1995
No Score Yet No Score Yet Hart to Hart Unknown (Guest Star) 1983 1979
No Score Yet No Score Yet Inside Pediatrics From Children's Mercy Hospital Narrator

QUOTES FROM Paul Rudd CHARACTERS

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Does anyone have any orange slices?

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Get off!

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: I really don't wanna hurt you.

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow says: I wouldn't stress about it.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Hank Pym always said "Never trust a Stark".

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Hank Pym always said never trust a Stark.

Tony Stark/Iron Man says: Who are you again?

Sam Wilson/Falcon says: We need a diversion. Something Big!

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: I got something kind of big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell and if I'm tear myself in half, you don't come back.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: I got something kind of big, but I can't hold it very long. On my signal, run like hell and if I tear myself in half, you don't come back.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Look, man, I know you know a lot of super people so... thinks for thanking of me.

Steve Rogers/Captain America says: Did he tell you what we're up against?

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Something about some... psycho assassins.

Steve Rogers/Captain America says: We're outside the law on this one. So if you come with us, you're a wanted man.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Yeah well, what else is new?

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: I want to say I know you know a lot of super people, so thinks for thanking of me... Thanks for thinking of me!

Tony Stark/Iron Man says: Who's that? Who's speaking?

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: [internally damaging the Iron Man suit] Oh, you're going to have to take this to the shop.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Your conscience. It's been a long time since we last talk.

Tony Stark/Iron Man says: Who's speaking?

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: It's your conscience. We don't talk a lot these days.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: I say this as your the first love of your life, your fiancé is an asshat!

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Ugh...what time zone is this?

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: It's not, you son of a bitch!

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: saying nothing while visiting his daughter at night while she sleeps ... adorable

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Saying nothing while visiting his daughter at night while she sleeps ... adorable.

Mr. Prince says: The men where you live grow thousands of Roses. And, they do not find what they are looking for. What they are looking for could find in a single Rose. Or a little water.

Mr. Prince says: It is only with heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.

Mr. Prince says: Hey, come and play with me.

The Fox says: I cannot play with you. I'm not tamed.

Mr. Prince says: What is essential is invisible to the eye.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: I'm gonna have to shrink between the molecules to get in there.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Hi, I'm Scott!

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Hi peanut!

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Hello. I'm Ant-Man. Haven't you heard of me? No, you wouldn't have heard of me.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Iron Man was taken!

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: One Question, Is it to late to change the name?

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: One Question, Is it too late to change the name?

Darren Cross/Yellowjacket says: You Think you can stop the future? You're Just a thief!

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: No, I'm Ant-Man. I know, wasn't my idea.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: My days of breaking in places and stealing stuff are over. What do you want me to do?

Dr. Hank Pym says: I want you to break into a place and steal some stuff.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Naturally.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: Makes sense.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: I think our first move should be calling the Avengers..

Scott Lang/Ant-Man says: I think our first move should be calling the Avengers.

Pete says: My hard-ons are still in analog. This shit's digital.

Pete says: Don't think about Lost today. Tomorrow: Lost. All day. I can't wait to hear about it. Jack? No way. Really? Right now, shower.

Sadie says: I don't make fun of your stupid Mad Men.

Pete says: First of all, I don't get worked up over Mad Men.

Sadie says: That's because Mad Men sucks.

Pete says: What Don Draper has gone through beats whatever Jack is running from on some island.

Sadie says: A bunch of people smoking in an office, it's stupid.

Pete says: You're getting me off topic. Please get dressed.

Pete says: I've been flushing as I go.

Debbie says: You're flushing as you go? Who takes a half hour to go to the bathroom?

Pete says: John Goodman. (Debbie grabs his iPad and leaves) Don't press Enter! I'm not sure I want to make that move!

Josh says: Hey James Bond, In America we drive on the right side of the road!

Cher Horowitz says: I am! You try driving in platforms.

Brian Fantana says: Ron, how many times have you smoked crack?

Ron Burgundy says: Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times

Ron Burgundy says: Just that one time, and one other time too. Ok, I've done it six more times.

Brian Fantana says: I am going to meet my friends OJ Simpson, Phil Spector, and Robert Blake. They call themselves the Ladykillers.

Brian Fantana says: I've had 4 of my 7 illegitimate children using this condom.

Brian Fantana says: Didn't you hear? Brick died.

Brian Fantana says: This just feels right! The news team is back!

Adam says: Well, lucky me. I got to be part of your installation "thingie."

Brian Fantana says: They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works every time.

Pete says: marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of "everybody loves raymond"

Pete says: Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of 'Everybody Loves Raymond'.

Mr. Anderson says: We accept the love we think we deserve.

George Harrison says: I just sit here while my guitar quietly whimpers.

Paul McCartney says: Well you are the quiet one so why don't you shut the fuck up!

Ringo Starr says: I've got a song about an octopus.

John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!

Paul McCartney says: We're nothing but... grains of sand.

Dewey Cox says: That was freakin' transcendental, Paul McCartney. Don't you agree, John Lennon?

John Lennon says: Yes, Dewey Cox. With meditation there's no limit to what we can... [glares at the camera] *imagine*.

Debbie says: Who is that guy? Is that Ben's Rabbi? Is he the one that cuts the penis?

Pete says: I think it's Matisyahu.

Pete says: Never do what they did.

Charlotte says: I'm gonna do it...

Pete says: You are? Uh oh, someone's getting homeschooled.

Surfing Instructor says: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?

Peter Bretter says: Yeah, probably.

Adam says: Just refer to me as it or untitled.

Pete says: One...a breeze. Two...brutal. Three...just put a bullet to my head. [views about raising kids]

Pete says: Have you seen my starfish?

Pete says: (Talking to Debbie as he sits on the toilet in the bathroom) Stop treating me like a child.

Pete says: [talking to Debbie as he sits on the toilet in the bathroom] Stop treating me like a child.

Peter Klaven says: She was pretty hot.

Sydney Fife says: Ya, I fucked her.

Pete says: Should we get a block of porn?

Debbie says: I don't think we need twenty-four hours of porn.

Pete says: Yeah, but you know, two porns cost about as much as a block.

Debbie says: I think that's too much porn.

Pete says: We don't have to watch it all, but for the value it makes sense.

Pete says: For some reason, there's an emoticon of a panda doing push-ups.

Debbie says: I wonder what that means.

Pete says: I don't think it means anything, I think it's just adorable.

Cher Horowitz says: I have direction...

Josh says: Yeah, towards the mall.

Mr. Anderson says: We accept the love we think we deserve.

Charlie says: Why Do Nice People Choose The Wrong People To Date?

Charlie says: Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date?

Mr. Anderson says: We accept the love we think we deserve.

Charlie says: Can we make them now they deserve better?

Mr. Anderson says: We can try.

Josh says: Be seeing you.

Tai says: Yeah, I hope not sporadically.

Josh says: Want to practice parking?

Cher Horowitz says: What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.

Ned says: I live my life a certain way. And that is, I like to think ig you put your trust out there, I mean you give people the benefit of the doubt, see their best intentions, they'll want to live up to it. It doesn't always work out, clearly, but I think that if you do people will rise to the occasion.

Mr. Anderson says: We accept the love that we think we deserve.

Mr. Anderson says: You know, they say if you make one friend on your first day, you're doing okay.

Charlie says: If my English teacher is the only friend I make today, that would be sorta depressing.

Peter Klaven says: Laters on the menjay.

Barry says: In the words of John Lennon, "You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not."

Barry says: In the words of John Lennon, 'You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not.'

Tim says: ...the only one.

Tim says: The only one.

Brian Fantana says: I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes... I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called "The Octogon".

Brian Fantana says: I know what you're wondering, and the answer is yes... I do have a nickname for my penis. It's called 'The Octogon'.

Josh says: You look like Pippi Longstocking.

Cher Horowitz says: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking?

Josh says: Someone Mel Gibson never played.

Brian Fantana says: Panda jerk!!!

Brian Fantana says: Panda jerk!

George says: Doors are bullshit

George says: Doors are bullshit.

Surfing Instructor says: I like her hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.

Surfing Instructor says: I saw him beat up a guy with a starfish.

Derek Dietl says: Wow, you're...glowing....

Susan Murphy/Ginormica says: Thank You!

Derek Dietl says: No Susan, you're like really glowing...YOU'RE GREEN!

Susan Murphy/Ginormica says: (looks at hand)

Susan Murphy/Ginormica says: [looks at hand]

Susan Murphy/Ginormica says: (GASP) Oh No! (GROAN) Derek!

Susan Murphy/Ginormica says: [GASP] Oh No! [GROAN] Derek!

Pete says: I wish I liked anything as much as my kids like bubbles.

Pete says: [taking his hand out of his mouth after doing magic mushrooms] Tastes like a rainbow.

Brian Fantana says: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

George says: This stuff was invented by this man in Central Ohio as white goo ... used to remove soot off wall paper... when gas and electric heating came in there was no longer a need for the cleaning goo the guy was going under ... Joe McVicker, his sister in law was Kay Zufall. So Kay Zufall discovered that her kids liked squeezing the goo a lot more than hard modeling clay so she suggested to her brother in law Joe that they colour the stuff and call it play- doh ... So I have kept this for a long time as proof that we are all just one small adjustment away from making our lives work.

Peter Klaven says: latress on the menjay

Peter Klaven says: Alright. Laters on the menjay. [Hangs up]

Omar says: I..... am..... your..... parole..... officer.....

Ned says: Why are you talking like that?

Omar says: Oh, well I thought, since you sold grass to an officer in uniform, that you might be retarded.

Pete says: How could Debbie like me? She likes me, she *loves* me. The biggest problem in our marriage is that she wants me around. She loves me so much that she wants me around all the time. That's our biggest problem and I can't even accept that. Like, that upsets me?

George says: I'm not having any, it smells like Willie Nelson's braids.

Ringo Starr says: I wrote a song about an octopus

Ringo Starr says: I wrote a song about an octopus.

John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums

John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass, your lucky will let you play the drums.

John Lennon says: Jam it up your ass. You're lucky we still let you play the drums!

Eva says: Ohh George. I like you.

George says: I like you too Eva.

Eva says: We should make love sometime...

Wayne Davidson says: My name's Wayne by the way. I'm a nudist.

George says: Oh yes, we noticed your penis earlier.

Brian Fantana says: (About Sex Panther) They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime.

Brian Fantana says: [about Sex Panther] They've done studies you know. It works 60% of the time...Everytime.

Ron Burgundy says: That doesn't make sense.

Ron Burgundy says: Hey it's Papa Burgandy!! Corningstone is fair game.

Ron Burgundy says: Hey it's Papa Burgundy! Corningstone is fair game.

Brian Fantana says: Eh-OH!!!!! There he is!!

Brian Fantana says: Eh-OH! There he is!

Ron Burgundy says: I'm very aroused.

Danny Donahue says: Pick us up in two hours.

Ronnie Shields says: Fuck you, Miss Daisy!

Danny Donahue says: Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

Peter Klaven says: Why does everything I say sounds like a Leprechaun!?

Surfing Instructor says: You sound like you're from London.

Peter Klaven says: There were tons of guys who were licking each others basses

Barry says: As a wise man once said "You may say i'm a dreamer but i'm not"

Barry says: As a wise man once said 'You may say i'm a dreamer but i'm not'.

Tim says: "The only one"

Tim says: 'The only one.'

Barry says: What?

Tim says: Well that's the lyric "You may say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one"

Tim says: Well that's the lyric 'You may say i'm a dreamer, but i'm not the only one'

Barry says: [Sarcastically] OK Tim, whatever you say!

Barry says: [sarcastically] Okay Tim, whatever you say!

Cal says: she likes u man

Cal says: She likes you, man.

David says: too bad i retired my penis

David says: Too bad I retired my penis.

David says: u look like a man-o-lantern

David says: Dude, you look like a man-o -lantern.

Andy Stitzer says: wow thisis pretty crowded

Andy Stitzer says: Wow this is pretty crowded.

David says: yeah well you knoe $9 beer night

David says: Yeah well you know $9 beer night.

Augie Farks says: I'm going to approach from the rear.

Danny Donahue says: *uncomfortable stare*

Danny Donahue says: [uncomfortable stare]

Brian Fantana says: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Brian Fantana says: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.

Brick Tamland says: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Brick Tamland says: I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.

Brian Fantana says: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

Cal says: You know how I know you're gay? I saw you make spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

Cal says: You know how I know you're gay?

David says: How?

Cal says: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

Billy says: Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.

Ned says: Such a cliche.

Pete says: It looks like our comouter has chicken pox

Pete says: Looks like your computer has chicken pox.

Cindy says: Who's the man?

Cindy says: Who's the man Ned?

Ned says: You are?

Ned says: I'm the man!

Cindy says: Who's the man, Ned?

Cindy says: Louder!

Ned says: Uh, Jesus, me.

Cindy says: Yes, say it. Who's the man?

Cindy says: Yes.

Ned says: Who's the man...

Cindy says: Who's the...no say it, I'm the man.

Ned says: You're the man.

Cindy says: You're the man!

Ned says: I'm the man.

Ned says: That's right.

Cindy says: Say it!

Cindy says: Louder!

Ned says: I'm the man!!

Cindy says: Yes! Come on!

Andy Stitzer says: You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.

David says: What?

Mel Hamilton says: "I'd like to see you have a little direction"

Mel Hamilton says: I'd like to see you have a little direction.

Cher Horowitz says: "I have direction!"

Cher Horowitz says: I have direction!

Josh says: "yeah, towards the mall"

Josh says: Yeah, towards the mall.

Ned says: [to his parol officer] I broke down, I went and smoked with the kid that lives across the street from me.