Ralph Fiennes

Ralph Fiennes

Highest Rated: 97% Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)

Lowest Rated: 5% The Avengers (1998)

Birthday: Dec 22, 1962

Birthplace: Suffolk, England

With his electrifying gaze, elegant comportment, and lips that look as if they could breathe life into concrete, Ralph Fiennes has caused many a jaded filmgoer to reaffirm the existence of British sex appeal. Since 1993, when he first impressed international audiences in the decidedly unglamorous role of Nazi sadist Amon Goeth in Schindler's List, Fiennes has delivered performances marked by dignified passion and relentless intensity.The oldest of six children, Fiennes was born in Suffolk on December 22, 1962. His father was a self-taught photographer and his mother a novelist who wrote under the pen name Jennifer Lash, professions which virtually ensured a unique upbringing. Fiennes' family moved a number of times while he was growing up, and the children were encouraged in their creative pursuits. Thus, it is less than surprising that four out of the six Fiennes siblings went on to work in the entertainment business, with Ralph and his brother Joseph becoming actors, his two sisters a director and a producer, and another brother a musician. Originally wanting to be a painter, Fiennes enrolled at the Chelsea College of Art and Design before transferring to London's Royal Academy of Dramatic Art to study acting. Following graduation, he joined the Royal National Theatre in 1987, and he became part of the Royal Shakespeare Company a year later. While a member of the company, he performed a wide range of the classics, playing everyone from Romeo to King Lear's Edmund. Fiennes first became known to a wider audience in 1991, when he starred as the title character in the acclaimed British television production of A Dangerous Man: Lawrence After Arabia. The next year, he gained additional exposure, making his film debut as Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights. Starring opposite Juliette Binoche, Fiennes glowered his way across the screen with suitable aplomb, something that he would do again to devastating effect the next year in Schindler's List. As the psychotic Nazi commandant Amon Goeth, Fiennes blended quiet yet absolute menace with surprising charisma (even more surprising given that he had gained over 30 pounds for his role) to such great effect that he earned a Best Supporting Actor Oscar nomination and a British Academy Award for his portrayal. Fiennes' work in the film incited a flurry of interest in the actor, whose intensity and odd name (its correct pronunciation is "Rafe Fines") made him the subject of many a magazine article.Interest in Fiennes only increased the following year, when, back to his normal weight and sporting an American accent, he played the more sympathetic (but tragically flawed) Charles Van Doren in Robert Redford's Quiz Show. Critics loved him in the role, and he further consolidated his acclaim two years later in Anthony Minghella's Oscar-winning adaptation of Michael Ondaatje's The English Patient, which won Fiennes Oscar and Golden Globe nominations as Best Actor. Given his newfound heartthrob status, many audience members were surprised to see Fiennes next turn up in the title role of the gawkish, ginger-haired minister with a gambling problem (playing opposite a then-unknown Cate Blanchett) in Oscar and Lucinda (1997). He gave a highly eccentric performance in the film, which received a mixed critical reception. Where Oscar and Lucinda was only vaguely disappointing, Fiennes' next project, a 1998 film version of the popular 1960s TV series The Avengers, was one of the most lambasted films of the year. Fiennes somehow managed to avoid most of the critical wrath directed at the film, and in 1999 he could be seen starring in no less than three disparate projects. In Onegin, directed by his sister, Martha, Fiennes played the title character, a blasé Russian aristocrat; in The End of the Affair, directed by Neil Jordan, he portrayed a novelist embroiled in an adulterous affair with the wife (Julianne Moore) of his best friend (Stephen Rea); while in Sunshine, directed by István Szabó, he played three dif

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
No Score Yet The King's Man Duke of Oxford 2020
14% Dolittle Barry 2020
83% Official Secrets Ben Emmerson 2019
67% The White Crow Director Alexander Pushkin 2019
85% The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part Alfred Pennyworth 2019
11% Holmes and Watson Professor James Moriarty 2018
No Score Yet Schindler's List 25th Anniversary Actor 2018
90% The Lego Batman Movie Alfred Pennyworth $175.7M 2017
67% Sea Sorrow Actor 2017
97% Kubo and the Two Strings Moon King $48.1M 2016
90% A Bigger Splash Harry Hawkes 2016
86% Hail, Caesar! Laurence Lorenz $28M 2016
63% Spectre M $208.8M 2015
No Score Yet National Theatre Live: Man And Superman Actor 2015
91% The Grand Budapest Hotel M. Gustave $57M 2014
No Score Yet Salting the Battlefield Alec Beasley MP 2014
89% Two Women (Mesyats v derevne) Actor 2014
75% The Invisible Woman Director Charles Dickens $1.3M 2013
68% Great Expectations Magwitch $0.3M 2013
92% Skyfall Gareth Mallory $299.4M 2012
27% Wrath of the Titans Hades $83.7M 2012
93% Page Eight Alec Beasley 2011
96% Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2 Lord Voldemort $381.1M 2011
92% Coriolanus Director Caius Martius 'Coriolanus' Producer $0.5M 2011
77% Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1 Lord Voldemort $295M 2010
76% Nanny McPhee Returns Lord Gray $29M 2010
77% The Wildest Dream: Conquest of Everest George Mallory $0.9M 2010
55% Cemetery Junction Mr. Kendrick 2010
27% Clash of the Titans Hades $163.2M 2010
No Score Yet A Lost and Found Box of Human Sensation Actor 2010
97% The Hurt Locker Contractor Team Leader $15.8M 2009
63% The Reader Michael Berg $34.2M 2008
62% The Duchess Duke of Devonshire $13.9M 2008
84% In Bruges Harry $7.6M 2008
No Score Yet Bernard and Doris Bernard Lafferty 2007
78% Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Lord Voldemort $292M 2007
No Score Yet The Miracle Maker Jesus 2007
17% Land of the Blind Joe 2006
49% The White Countess Todd Jackson $1.7M 2005
88% Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Lord Voldemort $290M 2005
95% Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit Victor Quartermaine $56.1M 2005
83% The Constant Gardener Justin Quayle $33.6M 2005
37% The Chumscrubber Mayor Michael Ebbs 2005
31% Chromophobia Stephen Tulloch 2005
77% The Good Thief Tony Angel $3.5M 2003
39% Maid in Manhattan Christopher Marshall $93.9M 2002
68% Red Dragon Francis Dolarhyde $93M 2002
85% Spider Spider $1.3M 2002
No Score Yet Fighting for Freedom: Revolution & Civil War Narrator 2002
74% Sunshine Ignatz Sonnenschein/Adam Sors/Ivan Sors 2000
48% Onegin Eugene Onegin Executive Producer 1999
67% The End of the Affair Maurice Bendrix 1999
80% The Prince of Egypt Rameses 1998
5% The Avengers John Steed 1998
66% Oscar and Lucinda Oscar Hopkins 1997
85% The English Patient Count Almaszy 1996
62% Strange Days Lenny Nero 1995
No Score Yet The Quiz Show Scandal (Kwijeu Wang) Actor 1994
96% Quiz Show Charles Van Doren 1994
97% Schindler's List Amon Goeth 1993
No Score Yet The Baby of Mâcon The Bishop's Son 1993
No Score Yet A Dangerous Man: Lawrence After Arabia T.E. Lawrence 1992
25% Wuthering Heights Heathcliff 1992

TV

Credit
No Score Yet Charlie Rose: The Week
2013-2017
Guest 2016
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2016
No Score Yet Shakespeare Uncovered
2013-2018
Guest 2015
No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors
2015
Guest 2015
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2015
2014
No Score Yet Great Performances
2000
2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2014
No Score Yet Masterpiece
1971-2014
Michael Alec Beasley 2014
2011
2004
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing 2013
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest 2013
2011
No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen
2009-2019
Guest 2012
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest 2011
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2002
100% Prime Suspect
1991-2006
Michael

QUOTES FROM Ralph Fiennes CHARACTERS

Alfred Pennyworth says: Sir... I've seen you go through similar phases in 2016 and 2012 and 2008 and 2005 and 1997 and 1995 and 1992 and 1989 and that weird one in 1966.

Batman/Bruce Wayne says: I have aged phenomenally.

M says: A license to kill is also a license not to kill.

Laurence Lorenz says: Would that it were so simple.

Laurence Lorenz says: Were that it t'were so simple.

Hobie Doyle says: Would that it were so simple.

Laurence Lorenz says: Would that it were so simple!

Hobie Doyle says: Would that it were so simple.

M says: And now we know what the "C" stands for.

M says: C is for Careless

M says: You had no authority. None.

Victor Quartermaine says: You can hop, but you can't hide, Pesto!

M. Gustave says: I suppose you would call that a draw...

M. Gustave says: It's you! Thank you! Thank you! You sweet, kind man.

Henckels says: Cease fire! Cease fire! Stop it! Who's shooting who?

Dmitri says: That's Gustave H! The escaped murderer and art thief! I got him cornered!

M. Gustave says: That's Dmitri Desgoffe und Taxis! He's responsible for the killings of Deputy Kovacs, Serge X. and his club-footed sister, plus his own mother!

Henckels says: ...Nobody move! Everybody's under arrest!

Serge X. says: However, I pulled another copy.

M. Gustave says: A second copy of the second will?

Serge X. says: Mhm.

M. Gustave says: And? Where is it? Well what's it all about dammit don't keep us in suspense this has been a complete fucking nightmare! Just tell us what the fuck is going on!!!

Lobby Boy says: What happened?

M. Gustave says: What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living sh*t out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, who had the gall to question my virility. Because, if there's one thing we've learned from penny dreadfuls, it's that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you've got to prove yourself from day one. You've got to win their respect. You should take a long look at his ugly mug this morning. He's actually become a dear friend. You'll meet him, I hope so.

Charles Dickens says: ...the admirers, those who wish you to be more than you possibly could.

Charles Dickens says: Life is nothing without good company.

M. Gustave says: Rudeness is merely the expression of fear. People fear they won't get what they want. The most dreadful and unattractive person only needs to be loved and they will open up like a flower.

Dmitri says: This man is a ruthless adventurer and a con artist who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies! And he probably fucks them, too!

M. Gustave says: I go to bed with all my friends.

Lenny Nero says: This is not like "TV-only-better" ... this is life.

Henckels says: By order of the commissioner of police, Zubrowka Province, I hereby place you under arrest for the murder of Madame Celine Villenueve Desgoffe-und-Taxis.

M. Gustave says: I knew there was something fishy. We never got the cause of death. She's been murdered, and you think I did it. [runs away]

M. Gustave says: I knew there was something fishy. We never got the cause of death. She's been murdered, and you think I did it?

M. Gustave says: You're looking so well darling, you really are. I don't know what sort of cream they put on you down at the morgue but, I want some.

M. Gustave says: You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it.

M. Gustave says: She was dynamite in the sack by the way.

Zero Moustafa says: She was 84.

M. Gustave says: I've had older.

M. Gustave says: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.

Zero Moustafa says: She was eighty-two.

M. Gustave says: I've had older.

M. Gustave says: You cannot simply arrest him because he is a bloody immigrant.

M. Gustave says: You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that's what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant... oh, fuck it.

M. Gustave says: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way

M. Gustave says: She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.

Zero Moustafa says: She was 84

Zero Moustafa says: She was 84.

M. Gustave says: She's charming. She's so charming.

Zero Moustafa says: Is he flirting with you ?

Zero Moustafa says: Is he flirting with you?

Agatha says: Yes

Agatha says: Yes.

M. Gustave says: I approve of this union.

M. Gustave says: I go to bed with all my friends

M. Gustave says: I go to bed with all my friends.

M. Gustave says: I go to sleep with all of my friends.

Michael Berg says: I can't live without you. The thought of leaving you kills me. Do you love me?

Lord Voldemort says: You lied to me, Ollivander.

Harry says: What are you fucking doing?

Ken says: I ain't fighting any more, Harry.

Harry says: Alright. Then I'm blowing your fucking head off ... Oh don't come over all Gandhi! What are you doing?!

Harry says: Alright. Then I'm blowing your fucking head off. Oh don't come over all Gandhi! What are you doing?

Marie says: Why don't you two just put your guns down and go home?

Harry says: Don't be stupid; this is a shootout!

Lord Voldemort says: Harry Potter, I now speak directly to you. On this night, you have allowed your friends to die for you rather than face me yourself. There is no greater dishonor. Join me in the Forbidden Forest and confront your fate. If you do not do this, I shall kill every last man, woman and child who tries to conceal you from me.

Lord Voldemort says: Harry Potter is dead!

Rameses says: Why can't things go back to the way they were?

Moses / God says: Because no kingdom should built on the backs of slaves.

Lord Voldemort says: Avada Kedavra!

Lord Voldemort says: You killed Albus Dumbledore.

Lord Voldemort says: [after the Death Eaters have Apparated to the graveyard] Welcome, my friends. Thirteen years it's been, and yet, here you stand as if it were only yesterday. I confess myself... disappointed. Not one of you tried to find me... [running around and angrily ripping masks off several followers] Crabbe! Macnair! Goyle! Not even you, Lucius.

Lord Voldemort says: Welcome, my friends. Thirteen years it's been, and yet, here you stand as if it were only yesterday. I confess myself disappointed. Not one of you tried to find me. Crabbe! Macnair! Goyle! Not even you, Lucius.

Lucius Malfoy says: [sinking to the ground] My Lord, had I detected any sign... a whisper of your whereabouts...

Lucius Malfoy says: My Lord, had I detected any sign, a whisper of your whereabouts.

Lord Voldemort says: Oh there were signs, my slippery friend, and more than whispers.

Lucius Malfoy says: I assure you, my Lord, I have never renounced the old ways. The face I have been obliged to present since your... absence... [removes his hood] That is my true mask.

Lucius Malfoy says: I assure you, my Lord, I have never renounced the old ways. The face I have been obliged to present since your absence. That is my true mask.

Christopher Marshall says: From the English patient to this.

Natalie says: Harry!

Harry says: What?!

Natalie says: It's an inanimate fucking object!

Harry says: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!

Amon Goeth says: this is cruel oscar . you are giving them hope

Amon Goeth says: You're giving them hope. You shouldn't do that. *That's* cruel!

Justin Quayle says: I can't go home. Tessa was my home.

Albus Dumbledore says: It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom. The Aurors are on their way.

Lord Voldemort says: By which time I shall be gone, and you... shall be dead.

Albus Dumbledore says: It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom. The Aurors are on their way.

Lord Voldemort says: By which time I shall be gone, and you... shall be dead.

Albus Dumbledore says: It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom. The Aurors are on their way.

Lord Voldemort says: By which time I shall be gone, and you... shall be dead.

Hades says: All my power is spent. Who knows, I may be stronger without it...

Zeus says: Hades, I am so sorry for having done this to you. Can you ever forgive me?

Hades says: Why do you ask this?

Zeus says: Because I forgive you, for this.

Hades says: You're sweating like a human... next it will be tears.

Mallory says: And Bond, don't cock it up!

Hades says: You're sweating like a human... next, it will tears.

Gareth Mallory says: Three months ago you lost the drive containing the identity of every agent embeded in terrorist organization across the globe.

Amon Goeth says: Today Is History, Today Will Be Remembered.

Amon Goeth says: Today is history. Today will be remembered.

Ken says: Everybody's fuckin' suicidal!

Harry says: Everybody's fuckin' suicidal!

Harry says: I want a normal gun for a normal person.

Harry says: I'm just glad I was able to do somethin' for the boy before he went.

Ken says: Do what for the boy?

Harry says: You know, get to see Bruges. I'd like to see Bruges again before I die.

Lord Voldemort says: Don't you turn your back on me, Harry Potter! I want you to look at me when I kill you! I want to see the light leave your eyes!

Harry Potter says: Have it your way. Expelliarmus!

Lord Voldemort says: Avada Kedavra!

Hades says: I am a god! I will live forever.

Perseus says: But not here.

Lord Voldemort says: I can touch you now.

Harry says: Did I ask you to be his psychiatrist?' No. I ask you to fucking kill him.

Lord Voldemort says: You have been a good and faithful servant, Severus, but only I can live forever.

Professor Severus Snape says: My lord...

Lord Voldemort says: Nagini, kill!

Mallory says: Why not stay dead? There's no shame in saying you've lost a step.

Gellert Grindelwald says: Hello Tom, I knew, you would come, one day. But surely you must know I no longer have what you seek.

Lord Voldemort says: Tell me Grindelwald, tell me where it is, tell me who possesses it!

Gellert Grindelwald says: The Elder Wand lies with him, of course... buried in the earth. Dumbledore.

Harry Potter says: You were right...when you told Professor Snape that wand was failing you. It will always fail you!

Lord Voldemort says: I killed Snape!

Harry Potter says: But what if the wand never belonged to Snape. What if its allegiance was always to someone else? Come on, Tom. Let's finish this the way we started it. Together!

Neville Longbottom says: I'd like to say something.

Lord Voldemort says: Well, Neville I'm sure we'd all be fascinated to hear what you have to say.

Neville Longbottom says: It doesn't matter that Harry's gone.

Seamus Finnigan says: Stand down, Neville!

Neville Longbottom says: People die everyday! Friends, family. Yeah, we lost Harry tonight. But he's still with us, in here. So's Fred, Remus, Tonks, all of them. And they didn't die in vain. But you will! Cause you're wrong! Harry's heart did beat for us! For all of us! It's not over!

Amon Goeth says: control is power

Amon Goeth says: Control is power.

Hades says: Choose your penance, Argos, destruction or sacrifice. This is the will of Zeus, the will of your father.

Georgiana Spencer says: Of all the women in England, you had to throw yourself on her. I have never objected to any of your affairs. I have accepted whatever arrangement you have proposed. But this... I have one single thing of my own. Why couldn't you let me keep Elizabeth for myself? She is my sole comfort in our marriage. You have robbed me of my only friend! I want her out!

Duke of Devonshire says: Well I couldn't ask her of that.

Georgiana Spencer says: What is wrong with me?

Duke of Devonshire says: As a husband I have fulfilled my obligations you have not.

Hades says: When your precious humans die, at least their souls go to another place. When a god dies, it isn't death. It's just absence. It's nothing. It's oblivion! It's oblivion...

Lord Voldemort says: They never learn. Such a pity.

Pius Thicknesse says: My lord, shouldn't we wait?

Lord Voldemort says: Begin!

Harry Potter says: You're the weak one. And you'll never know love...or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.

Lord Voldemort says: You are a fool, Harry Potter, and you will lose everything.

Katharine Clifton says: New lovers are nervous and tender, but smash everything. For the heart is an organ of fire.

Count Almaszy says: New lovers are nervous and tender, but smash everything. For the heart is an organ of fire.

Amon Goeth says: They cast a spell on you, you know, the Jews. When you work closely with them, like I do, you see this. They have this power. It's like a virus. Some of my men are infected with this virus. They should be pitied, not punished. They should receive treatment because this is as real as typhus. I see it all the time. It's a matter of money? Hmm?

Count Laszlo Almasy says: The thimble, you are wearing the thimble...

Victor Quatermaine says: what the........ dickens

Victor Quatermaine says: What the dickens?

Hades says: You look 10.000 years younger.

Zeus says: And feel it.

Hades says: Death was circling you. That was the last time I'll have the strength to chase it away. We have the power between us to put a little display. Like in the old days.

Hades says: Brother. Brother.. I do forgive you.

Zeus says: No, I won't let you kill him.

Hades says: Brother...

Zeus says: You forget our father once tried to kill us.

Hades says: No, I remember everything.

Zeus says: and what exactly does our father want from us in return for our precious immortality?

Hades says: We simply offer him the last of your divine powers so that he may free himself.

Zeus says: Oh, Hades. What have I done to you?

Hades says: Let him speak!

Ares says: Are you becoming weak?

Hades says: You're in the underworld, Ares, where it's wise to obey me.

Amon Goeth says: You commited this crime?

OD/Chicken Boy says: *sniff* N-No.

Amon Goeth says: But you know who did it?

OD/Chicken Boy says: Yes. (Points to man Goeth just shot)

OD/Chicken Boy says: Yes. [points to man Goeth just shot]

Natalie says: Harry. Harry! It's a inanimate fucking object!

Harry says: You're an inanimate fuckin' object!

Oscar Hopkins says: For years I have gambled and took what I needed and gave the rest to the poor. I gambled for a purpose. There was no sin in what I did. But when I had all my needs paid for, I still could not stop... even when I promised God.

Lucinda Leplastrier says: We shall make a pact.

Oscar Hopkins says: We shall?

Lucinda Leplastrier says: To never gamble again. I promise I shall never invite you to a game of cards or any other form of gambling. And we shall keep it and be friends.

Oscar Hopkins says: I dare not hope, and yet I must that through this deed I gain your trust.

Caius Martius 'Coriolanus' says: O, a kiss long as my exile, sweet as my revenge!

Mrs Linton says: You left me, too, but I forgive you. Forgive me.

Heathcliff says: It's so hard... to forgive alone, it's a lie. Yes, I forgive what you've done to me. I love my murderer. But yours... how can I?

Heathcliff says: Why did you betray your own heart, Cathy? You loved me. And what right had you to leave me? The poor fancy you felt for Linton? Nothing that God or Satan could inflict would have parted us. You of your own will did it. I've not broken your heart Cathy, you have broken it. And in breaking it, you've broken mine.

Moses / God says: Rameses, your stubbornness is bringing this misery upon Egypt. It would cease if only you would let the Hebrews go.

Rameses says: I will not be dictated to. I will not be threatened. I am the morning and the evening star. I am Pharaoh.

Moses / God says: But something else is coming, something much worse than anything before. Please. Let go of your contempt for life before you destroy everything you all dear. Think of your son.

Rameses says: I do. You Hebrews have been nothing but trouble. My father had the right idea about how to deal with your people.

Moses / God says: Rameses.

Rameses says: And I think it's time I finished the job.

Rameses says: And there shall be a great cry in all of Egypt, such as never has been or ever will be again.

Moses / God says: Rameses you bring this upon yourself.

Moses / God says: Well that went well.

Rameses says: Just go away.

Moses / God says: It could have been worse.

Rameses says: "The weak link in the chain." That's what he called me.

Rameses says: 'The weak link in the chain.' That's what he called me.

Moses / God says: *jokingly* Well, you are rather pathetic.

Rameses says: Irresponsible, ignorant of the traditions. He practically accused me of bringing down the dynasty.

Moses / God says: *jokingly* Yeah I can see it now: there go the pyramids.

Rameses says: You can laugh about it.

Moses / God says: *jokingly*Statues cracking and toppling over, the Nile drying up. Single-handedly, you will manage to bring the greatest kingdom on earth to ruin.

Lord Voldemort says: I have seen your heart, and it is mine

Lord Voldemort says: I have seen your heart, and it is mine.

Ken says: Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

Harry says: Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!

Ken says: I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.

Harry says: Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!

Ken says: I retracted it, didn't I?

Lord Voldemort says: I can touch you... now!

Hades says: You sweating like a human brother, next it will be tears

Hades says: You sweating like a human brother, next it will be tears.

Charles Van Doren says: I would give almost anything I have... to reverse the course of my life in the last year. The past doesn't change for anyone. But at least I can learn from the past. I've learned a lot about life. I've learned a lot about myself... and about the responsibilities any man has to his fellow men. I have learned a lot about good and evil. They're not always what they appear to be.

Rameses says: Still gnawing away on that bone, are we?

Reba McClane says: If there's anything I hate worse than pity, it's fake pity. Especially from a walking hard-on like Ralph Mandy.

Francis Dolarhyde AKA The Tooth Fairy says: I have no pity.

Zeus says: Will you forgive me brother?

Hades says: Why, why do you ask?

Zeus says: Because I forgive you for this.

Count Laszlo Almasy says: Every night.. I cut out my heart... But in the morning it was full again.

Count Laszlo Almasy says: Swoon... I'll catch you.

Eirik says: I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.

Harry says: Well to be honest it sounds like it's all your fault.

Eirik says: What?

Harry says: I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.

Yuri says: Eirek - I really wouldn't respond.

Eirik says: I thought you wanted the guy dead?

Harry says: I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?