Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman

Highest Rated: 100% Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust (2017)

Lowest Rated: 9% Say It Isn't So (2001)

Birthday: Dec 1, 1970

Birthplace: Bedford, New Hampshire, USA

Born December 1st, 1970, former Saturday Night Live cast member Sarah Silverman made her film debut in the 1997 Who's the Caboose. She then had a supporting role as a friend of Mary in Peter Farrelly and Bobby Farrelly's 1998 comedy smash There's Something About Mary. Following a part in Chris O'Donnell's The Bachelor, which also starred Renee Zelwegger, Brooke Shields, and James Cromwell, Silverman secured a deal with Columbia Tri-Star to create a vehicle for herself based on her one-woman show, Susan Plays Cheese. She received further exposure on various TV talk shows, as well as in the pages of Esquire Magazine's "breasts" issue and a fashion layout in Mirabella. She appeared in the comedies Screwed and Heartbreakers, and had a memorable role as the driven girlfriend in Richard Linklater's School of Rock. 2005 was a stellar year for Silverman on the big screen. In addition to writing and starring in Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic, she was widely considered to have one of the very best appearances in the documentary The Aristocrats. She followed that up the next year with a part in Todd Phillips' School for Scoundrels. From 2007 to 2009, Silverman played herself in The Sarah Silverman Program, and edgy sitcom that earned the comedienne a nomination for a Primetime Emmy Award. Despite a devoted fan following, Comedy Central cancelled the show after three seasons. In 2008, Silverman appeared semi-regularly on Jimmy Kimmel Live for a series of raunchy sketches involving Matt Damon, and made several appearances on the USA Network's television series Monk. After making a cameo as herself in The Muppets in 2011, Silverman went a different direction by taking on a dramatic role in Take This Waltz, a film following a married couple whose relationship begins to crumble when one half of the pair forms an emotional bond with a neighbor. She next logged a series of voice roles, including Vanellope, a glitchy video game character in Disney's Wreck-It Ralph (2012) and a recurring role on Bob's Burgers. In 2014, she appeared in A Million Ways to Die in the West and began a guest arc on Masters of Sex.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
88% Ralph Breaks the Internet Vanellope von Schweetz 2018
85% Battle of the Sexes Gladys Heldman $12.6M 2017
22% The Book of Henry Shiela $4.3M 2017
98% The Last Laugh Actor 2017
89% Dying Laughing Actor 2017
83% Punching Henry Actor 2017
100% Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust Actor 2017
100% Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special Actor 2017
79% Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Paula 2016
50% I Smile Back Laney Brooks $50.6K 2015
30% Gravy Bethany 2015
52% Ashby June Wallis $5.1K 2015
71% I Am Chris Farley Actor 2015
79% Harmontown Actor 2014
34% A Million Ways to Die in the West Ruth $37.4M 2014
44% The Unbelievers Actor 2013
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of James Franco Actor 2013
94% The Bitter Buddha Actor 2013
80% Sarah Silverman: We are Miracles Screenwriter Actor 2013
87% Wreck-it Ralph Vanellope von Schweetz $189.5M 2012
79% Take This Waltz Geraldine $1.2M 2012
95% The Muppets Greeter $88.7M 2011
25% Peep World Cheri $11.4K 2011
25% Certifiably Jonathan Actor $8.3K 2011
77% Strange Powers: Stephin Merritt And The Magnetic Fields Actor $68.6K 2010
No Score Yet I Am Comic Actor 2010
23% Saint John of Las Vegas Jill $72.7K 2010
69% Funny People Herself $51.9M 2009
No Score Yet A Bad Situationist Actor 2009
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget Actor 2008
80% Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project Actor 2008
No Score Yet Comedy Central's Home Grown Actor 2008
63% Super High Me Actor 2007
No Score Yet Comedians of Comedy - Live at the Troubador Actor 2007
No Score Yet The Secret Policeman's Ball Actor 2006
26% School for Scoundrels Becky $17.8M 2006
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner Actor 2006
73% I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With Beth 2006
44% Fired! Actor 2006
46% Rent Alexi Darling $29.1M 2005
64% Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic Herself Producer $1.3M 2005
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson Actor 2005
79% The Aristocrats Actor $6.2M 2005
75% Hair High Cherri 2004
No Score Yet Now That's Funny Actor 2004
No Score Yet Funny Ladies Actor 2004
91% School of Rock Patty Di Marco $81.3M 2003
43% Evolution Denise $37.6M 2001
53% Heartbreakers Linda 2001
9% Say It Isn't So Gina Farelli $4.9M 2001
13% Screwed Hillary 2000
9% The Bachelor Carolyn 1999
83% There's Something About Mary Brenda 1998
76% Bulworth 2nd American Politics Assistant 1998
No Score Yet Who's the Caboose? Susan Underman Producer 1997

TV

Credit
91% Bob's Burgers
2011
Voice 2020
2019
2018
2017
2016
2011
No Score Yet Finding Your Roots With Henry Louis Gates Jr.
2012
Appearing 2019
No Score Yet Crank Yankers
Voice Voice 2019
2007
2005
2004
2003
2002
No Score Yet Hollywood Game Night
2013-2019
Guest 2018
94% The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling
2018
2018
93% I Love You, America with Sarah Silverman
2017-2018
Executive Producer Host 2018
2017
No Score Yet The Jim Jefferies Show
2017
Guest 2018
2017
No Score Yet Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle
2016-2018
Judge 2018
2017
2016
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015-2019
Guest 2018
2016
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest 2018
2015
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest 2018
2015
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest 2018
2016
2015
2014
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest 2018
2016
2014
No Score Yet Real Time with Bill Maher
2003
Guest 2018
2017
2016
2014
2010
2009
95% Crashing
2017-2019
Sarah Silverman 2017
No Score Yet Independent Lens
1999
Appearing 2017
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest 2017
41% Chelsea
2016-2017
Appearing Guest 2017
2016
No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen
2009-2019
Guest 2017
2016
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest 2017
2015
2012
2011
2010
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Appearing Guest 2017
2014
2013
2012
2005
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice 2016
2014
2010
No Score Yet Inside the Actors Studio
1994
Guest 2015
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
2005-2014
Guest 2015
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
2014-2017
Appearing 2015
2014
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest 2015
2014
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest 2014
75% Maron
2013-2016
Herself 2014
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Performer 2014
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest 2014
2013
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Guest 2013
95% Futurama
1999-2013
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell
2012-2013
Guest 2013
No Score Yet Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
2012-2019
Appearing 2013
2012
81% The League
2009-2015
Heather 2013
2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest 2013
2010
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest 2013
2007
No Score Yet Brand X with Russell Brand
2012-2013
Guest 2012
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
2012-2015
Guest 2012
94% Louie
2010-2015
Sarah 2012
No Score Yet The Burn With Jeff Ross
2012-2013
Appearing 2012
No Score Yet The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet
2012
Guest 2012
No Score Yet Talking Dead
2011
Guest 2012
2011
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest 2012
2002
79% Bored to Death
2009-2011
Counselor 2011
No Score Yet Children's Hospital
2010-2016
Britches 2011
94% The Good Wife
2009-2016
Stephanie Engler 2011
No Score Yet The Marriage Ref
2010-2011
Panelist 2010
No Score Yet Yo Gabba Gabba!
2007-2015
Herself 2010
76% The Sarah Silverman Program
2007-2010
Producer Executive Producer Sarah 2010
2008
2007
72% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing 2008
90% Monk
2002-2009
Marci Maven 2008
2007
2004
No Score Yet The Andy Milonakis Show
2005-2007
Guest 2007
66% Entourage
2004-2011
Guest Herself 2004
94% Frasier
1993-2004
Jane 2003
No Score Yet Greg the Bunny
2002
Alison Kaiser 2002
100% The Larry Sanders Show
1992-1998
Wendy Traston 1998
1997
1996
1993
86% Brotherly Love
1995-1997
1997
88% Seinfeld
1989-1998
Emily 1997
77% Star Trek: Voyager
1995-2001
Rain 1996

QUOTES FROM Sarah Silverman CHARACTERS

Laney says: I'd love to smile like that again.

Laney says: Nobody tells you it's terrifying to love something so much.

Laney says: How much do you love me? Oh good. Oh good, oh good, oh good. Promise you don't leave me.

Wreck-It Ralph says: I'm not from the candy tree department.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Lying to a child shame on you Ralph!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: What's was that? I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I'm not a glitch Taffyta, I just have pixlexia.

Taffyta Muttonfudge says: I'm trying! The tears won't stop!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I bundle myself up, like a little homeless lady

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I bundle myself up, like a little homeless lady.

Wreck-It Ralph says: I know, I know. I'm an idiot.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: And?

Wreck-It Ralph says: And a real numbskull.

Wreck-It Ralph says: A selfish Diaper baby.

Wreck-It Ralph says: A stinkbrain?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: The stinkiest brain ever.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Enjoying your little tantrum, diaper baby?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Whoever was mean to me will be... executed!

Sergeant Calhoun says: This place is starting to get interesting.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?

Wreck-It Ralph says: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Err, hello. Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him please.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Don't worry. I've got it under control.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Stop crying, Taffyta.

Taffyta Muttonfudge says: I'm trying, but it won't stop.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: You could just live up in the castle, you'd have a home where you'll be respected. You could be happy.

Wreck-It Ralph says: I'm already happy, I got the coolest job in the world! It may not be as fancy as being president, but I have a duty, a big duty!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Sweet mother of monkey milk, I found a gold coin!

Wreck-It Ralph says: No, don't even think about it! Thats mine!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: (Cries)You really are a bad guy!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: You really are a bad guy!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Of everyone who was ever mean to me, shall be...executed.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Of everyone who was ever mean to me, shall be executed.

Taffyta Muttonfudge says: What? No!

Fix-It Felix Jr. says: Oh Lord...

Fix-It Felix Jr. says: Oh Lord.

Sergeant Calhoun says: This game just got interesting...

Sergeant Calhoun says: This game just got interesting.

Wreck-It Ralph says: Oh, I'll just magically win the race...just because I really want to!

Wreck-It Ralph says: Oh, I'll just magically win the race just because I really want to!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I am a racer! I can feel it in my code!

Wreck-It Ralph says: [to Vanellope] See ya later, 'President Fart-feathers'.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [to Ralph] Au revior, 'Admiral Underpants'.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [to Ralph] Au revoir, 'Admiral Underpants'.

Wreck-It Ralph says: And farewell, 'Verminous Booger-face!'

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Goodbye, 'Major Body Odor!'

Wreck-It Ralph says: Hasta la vista ya-

Fix-It Felix Jr. says: Ralph?!

Wreck-It Ralph says: Alright, to be continued!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I bet you really gonna watch where you step in a game called Hero's duty[Vanellope Laughs] What's you win a medal for wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal.

Wreck-It Ralph says: Listen, I'm gonna!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Hang on, hang on, why did the hero flushed the toilet?... say why.

Wreck-It Ralph says: why.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Because it was his duty!

Wreck-It Ralph says: How dare you insult Hero's Duty you little gar snipe! I earned that medal! you better give it back to me two tweet sister!

Wreck-It Ralph says: How dare you insult Hero's Duty you little gutter snipe! I earned that medal! you better give it back to me toot sweet! gutter snipe' and "toot sweet"

Wreck-It Ralph says: How dare you insult Hero's Duty you little gutter snipe! I earned that medal! You better give it back to me toot sweet!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: What are you looking at?

Wreck-It Ralph says: You're welcome, rotten little thief.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I'm not a thief!, I just burrowed your stupid coin, i was gonna give it back to you as soon as I win the race.

Wreck-It Ralph says: It's not a coin, it is a medal.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Coin medal whatever just go back to your own dumb game ad win another one.

Wreck-It Ralph says: I can't, I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Hero's Duty? [Vanellope Chuckles]

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ralph's my man..my main man.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ralph's my man... my main man.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: You're not from here are you?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I just want to race like you guys.

Taffyta Muttonfudge says: You will never be a racer, because you're a glitch! And that's all you'll ever be!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: You know you can just stay here and live in the castle. You'd have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench and treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.

Wreck-It Ralph says: I'm already happy. I got the coolest friend in the world. And besides, I got a job to do, it may not be as fancy as being president; but it's my duty. And it's a big duty!

Wreck-It Ralph says: Your a winner!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I'm a winner!

Wreck-It Ralph says: And your adorable!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I'm adorable!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ralph my man, my main man!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Duty!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Welcome to my home! I sleep in these candy wrappers and bundle myself up like a little old lady!

Wreck-It Ralph says: By yourself... All this garbage around you...?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Well... yeah. I mean, everyone here says I'm just a mistake and that I wasn't even supposed to exist. What do you expect?

Wreck-It Ralph says: Listen, kid... I know it's none of my business, but why do you even stick around this game?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: You really don't know anything, do you? Glitches can't leave their games... One of the joys of being me...

Wreck-It Ralph says: [Disheartened moan] That's it! I'm never getting my medal back!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway?

Wreck-It Ralph says: The big whoop?! Well this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the Bad Guy, and I live in the garbage!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Cool!

Wreck-It Ralph says: No! NOT cool! Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring... And that "crummy medal" was gonna change all that. I go home with that baby around my neck and I'll get a penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Looks at Ralph with a sympathetic expression]

Wreck-It Ralph says: [Sighs] Grown-up stuff. You wouldn't understand...

Vanellope von Schweetz says: No, I get it! That's exactly what racing would do for me!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Who are you!?

King Candy says: [When his true form is revealed] I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!

King Candy says: [when his true form is revealed] I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!

Wreck-It Ralph says: Listen, I try to be nice--

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Imitating Ralph] I try to be nice.

Wreck-It Ralph says: ...You're mimicking me.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Imitating Ralph] You're mimicking me.

Wreck-It Ralph says: OK. That is rude and this conversation is over.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Imitating Ralph] And this conversation is over. Uh, I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you...

Wreck-It Ralph says: I'm from the Candy Tree Department, I know what--

Vanellope von Schweetz says: It's a double-stripe. [The branch disintegrates, Ralph falls and grabs another branch below] Double-stripes break. Gah-doi... Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?

Wreck-It Ralph says: Uh, I don't know, why are you so freakishly annoying?

Wreck-It Ralph says: Wow. So, this is the real you: a princess.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ah, Ralph, what, are you nuts? Come on, this isn't me. [Glitches out of her gown and into her normal clothes] THIS is me!

Wreck-It Ralph says: Huh?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Look, the code may say I'm a princess, but I know who I really am, Ralph: I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever! [While glitching to random places] I was here! I was there! I was glitching through the walls! I'm not giving that up!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: As your wonderful princess I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.

Taffyta Muttonfudge says: [And the other racers] WHAT!?! No, no, no, please, please!

Fix-It Felix says: [Along with Ralph staring in shock] Oh, my lands!

Sergeant Calhoun says: Oh, this place just got interesting.

Wreck-It Ralph says: [Smashes Vanellope's cell door down and walks in with her repaired kart] ...I know, I know, I know, I'm an idiot...

Vanellope von Schweetz says: ...And?

Wreck-It Ralph says: And a real numbskull...

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [starts smiling] And?

Wreck-It Ralph says: A selfish diaper baby.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: And?

Wreck-It Ralph says: ...A stinkbrain?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Fully smiling] The stinkiest brain ever.

King Candy says: [Laughs, holds Ralph above Diet Cola Mountain] It's game over for both of you!

Wreck-It Ralph says: No... Just for me! [Breaks free of Candy's grip and free falls]

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ralph!

Fix-It Felix says: Vanellope! [Tries to stop her, but she starts glitching her way toward Ralph]

Wreck-It Ralph says: [Falling, fist outstretched] I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good and that's not bad! [looks at Vanellope's medal] There's no one I'd rather be... than me.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna--oh, wait--do you know how to drive?

Wreck-It Ralph says: Yeah... I mean I haven't done it, but--look, I flew a spaceship today, OK?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: You crashed it.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Whoa. What? You have teeth? I don't think I've ever seen you smile.

Wreck-It Ralph says: I'm not smiling, I'm just... I'm gassy, OK?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Laughs]

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Look, you want that medal, right? And I want to race. So, here's what I'm thinking... You help me get a new kart--a REAL kart--and I'll win the race and get you back your medal.

Wreck-It Ralph says: You want ME to help YOU?!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: All you gotta do is break something for me. C'mon what do you say, [extends arm] friend?

Wreck-It Ralph says: We are not friends.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Aw, c'mon pal, you son-of-a-gun. C'mon buddy. Let's shake on it.

Wreck-It Ralph says: [Turns away in disgust]

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ah, come on chumbo. Ralph my man. My main man. Hey... My arm's getting tired. We have a deal or not?

Wreck-It Ralph says: [Grunts in exasperation, turns to Vanellope] You better win!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you.

Wreck-It Ralph says: [Stops himself from crushing Vanellope's head, smashes trees, and continually beats on a jawbreaker in an attempt to break it]

Vanellope von Schweetz says: What a moron... [To Ralph] Hey genius! That's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna--

Wreck-It Ralph says: [Finally splits the jawbreaker in half and sits down]

Vanellope von Schweetz says: You enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: What's that? Didn't hear ya. Your breath was so bad it made my ears numb!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Vanellope: Why are your hands so freakishly big?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Why are your hands so freakishly big?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I guess you really gotta watch where you step in a game called "Hero's Doodie"!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: I guess you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Everyone here says I'm a mistake.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Everyone here says I'm just a mistake..

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Sweet Mother of Monkey Milk!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Why are your hands so freakishly big?

Wreck-It Ralph says: I dunno, why are YOU so freakishly annoying?!

Wreck-It Ralph says: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Are you a hobo?

Wreck-It Ralph says: No, I am not a hobo. But I am busy, okay, so you go... go home.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: What's that? Didn't hear ya. Your breath is so bad it mad my ears numb!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: What's that?

Wreck-It Ralph says: A medal! I earned it in Heroes Duty!

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [chuckles]

Wreck-It Ralph says: Not that kind of duty!

Wreck-It Ralph says: Listen, I tried to be nice...

Vanellope von Schweetz says: (imitating Ralph) I tried to be nice.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [imitating Ralph] I tried to be nice.

Wreck-It Ralph says: You're mimicking me...

Vanellope von Schweetz says: (imitating Ralph) You're mimicking me.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: [imitating Ralph] You're mimicking me.

Wreck-It Ralph says: That is rude, and this conversation is officially over.

Vanellope von Schweetz says: are you a hobo?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Are you a hobo?

Geraldine says: New things get old.

Shower Lady #1 says: New things get old.

Geraldine says: Life has a gap in it... It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.

Geraldine says: You're good news. You know that?

Vanellope von Schweetz says: Why are your hands so freakishly big?

Wreck-It Ralph says: I don't know. Why are YOU so freakishly annoying?

Patty says: Wow!!!!!!

Patty says: Wow!

Cheri says: Pardon me if I don't toast to a man that has ruined my life.

Cheri says: One...! And then on e for maintenance.