Sarah Silverman
Highest Rated: 100% Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust (2017)
Lowest Rated: 9% Say It Isn't So (2001)
Birthday: Dec 1, 1970
Birthplace: Bedford, New Hampshire, USA
Born December 1st, 1970, former Saturday Night Live cast member Sarah Silverman made her film debut in the 1997 Who's the Caboose. She then had a supporting role as a friend of Mary in Peter Farrelly and Bobby Farrelly's 1998 comedy smash There's Something About Mary. Following a part in Chris O'Donnell's The Bachelor, which also starred Renee Zelwegger, Brooke Shields, and James Cromwell, Silverman secured a deal with Columbia Tri-Star to create a vehicle for herself based on her one-woman show, Susan Plays Cheese. She received further exposure on various TV talk shows, as well as in the pages of Esquire Magazine's "breasts" issue and a fashion layout in Mirabella. She appeared in the comedies Screwed and Heartbreakers, and had a memorable role as the driven girlfriend in Richard Linklater's School of Rock. 2005 was a stellar year for Silverman on the big screen. In addition to writing and starring in Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic, she was widely considered to have one of the very best appearances in the documentary The Aristocrats. She followed that up the next year with a part in Todd Phillips' School for Scoundrels. From 2007 to 2009, Silverman played herself in The Sarah Silverman Program, and edgy sitcom that earned the comedienne a nomination for a Primetime Emmy Award. Despite a devoted fan following, Comedy Central cancelled the show after three seasons. In 2008, Silverman appeared semi-regularly on Jimmy Kimmel Live for a series of raunchy sketches involving Matt Damon, and made several appearances on the USA Network's television series Monk. After making a cameo as herself in The Muppets in 2011, Silverman went a different direction by taking on a dramatic role in Take This Waltz, a film following a married couple whose relationship begins to crumble when one half of the pair forms an emotional bond with a neighbor. She next logged a series of voice roles, including Vanellope, a glitchy video game character in Disney's Wreck-It Ralph (2012) and a recurring role on Bob's Burgers. In 2014, she appeared in A Million Ways to Die in the West and began a guest arc on Masters of Sex.
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Highest Rated Movies
Filmography
Movies
| Credit | ||||
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| 88% | Ralph Breaks the Internet | Vanellope von Schweetz | — | 2018 |
| 85% | Battle of the Sexes | Gladys Heldman | $12.6M | 2017 |
| 22% | The Book of Henry | Shiela | $4.3M | 2017 |
| 98% | The Last Laugh | Actor | — | 2017 |
| 89% | Dying Laughing | Actor | — | 2017 |
| 83% | Punching Henry | Actor | — | 2017 |
| 100% | Sarah Silverman: A Speck of Dust | Actor | — | 2017 |
| 100% | Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special | Actor | — | 2017 |
| 79% | Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping | Paula | — | 2016 |
| 50% | I Smile Back | Laney Brooks | $50.6K | 2015 |
| 30% | Gravy | Bethany | — | 2015 |
| 52% | Ashby | June Wallis | $5.1K | 2015 |
| 71% | I Am Chris Farley | Actor | — | 2015 |
| 79% | Harmontown | Actor | — | 2014 |
| 34% | A Million Ways to Die in the West | Ruth | $37.4M | 2014 |
| 44% | The Unbelievers | Actor | — | 2013 |
| No Score Yet | Comedy Central Roast of James Franco | Actor | — | 2013 |
| 94% | The Bitter Buddha | Actor | — | 2013 |
| 80% | Sarah Silverman: We are Miracles | Screenwriter Actor | — | 2013 |
| 87% | Wreck-it Ralph | Vanellope von Schweetz | $189.5M | 2012 |
| 79% | Take This Waltz | Geraldine | $1.2M | 2012 |
| 95% | The Muppets | Greeter | $88.7M | 2011 |
| 25% | Peep World | Cheri | $11.4K | 2011 |
| 25% | Certifiably Jonathan | Actor | $8.3K | 2011 |
| 77% | Strange Powers: Stephin Merritt And The Magnetic Fields | Actor | $68.6K | 2010 |
| No Score Yet | I Am Comic | Actor | — | 2010 |
| 23% | Saint John of Las Vegas | Jill | $72.7K | 2010 |
| 69% | Funny People | Herself | $51.9M | 2009 |
| No Score Yet | A Bad Situationist | Actor | — | 2009 |
| No Score Yet | Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget | Actor | — | 2008 |
| 80% | Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project | Actor | — | 2008 |
| No Score Yet | Comedy Central's Home Grown | Actor | — | 2008 |
| 63% | Super High Me | Actor | — | 2007 |
| No Score Yet | Comedians of Comedy - Live at the Troubador | Actor | — | 2007 |
| No Score Yet | The Secret Policeman's Ball | Actor | — | 2006 |
| 26% | School for Scoundrels | Becky | $17.8M | 2006 |
| No Score Yet | Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner | Actor | — | 2006 |
| 73% | I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With | Beth | — | 2006 |
| 44% | Fired! | Actor | — | 2006 |
| 46% | Rent | Alexi Darling | $29.1M | 2005 |
| 64% | Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic | Herself Producer | $1.3M | 2005 |
| No Score Yet | Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson | Actor | — | 2005 |
| 79% | The Aristocrats | Actor | $6.2M | 2005 |
| 75% | Hair High | Cherri | — | 2004 |
| No Score Yet | Now That's Funny | Actor | — | 2004 |
| No Score Yet | Funny Ladies | Actor | — | 2004 |
| 91% | School of Rock | Patty Di Marco | $81.3M | 2003 |
| 43% | Evolution | Denise | $37.6M | 2001 |
| 53% | Heartbreakers | Linda | — | 2001 |
| 9% | Say It Isn't So | Gina Farelli | $4.9M | 2001 |
| 13% | Screwed | Hillary | — | 2000 |
| 9% | The Bachelor | Carolyn | — | 1999 |
| 83% | There's Something About Mary | Brenda | — | 1998 |
| 76% | Bulworth | 2nd American Politics Assistant | — | 1998 |
| No Score Yet | Who's the Caboose? | Susan Underman Producer | — | 1997 |
TV
| Credit | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| 91% |
Bob's Burgers 2011 |
Voice |
2020 2019 2018 2017 2016 2011 |
| No Score Yet |
Finding Your Roots With Henry Louis Gates Jr. 2012 |
Appearing |
2019 |
| No Score Yet |
Crank Yankers |
Voice Voice |
2019 2007 2005 2004 2003 2002 |
| No Score Yet |
Hollywood Game Night 2013-2019 |
Guest |
2018 |
| 94% |
The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling 2018 |
2018 |
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| 93% |
I Love You, America with Sarah Silverman 2017-2018 |
Executive Producer Host |
2018 2017 |
| No Score Yet |
The Jim Jefferies Show 2017 |
Guest |
2018 2017 |
| No Score Yet |
Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle 2016-2018 |
Judge |
2018 2017 2016 |
| No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With James Corden 2015-2019 |
Guest |
2018 2016 |
| No Score Yet |
The Ellen DeGeneres Show 2003 |
Guest |
2018 2015 |
| No Score Yet |
The Late Show With Stephen Colbert 2015 |
Guest |
2018 2015 |
| No Score Yet |
Late Night With Seth Meyers 2014 |
Guest |
2018 2016 2015 2014 |
| No Score Yet |
The View 1997 |
Guest |
2018 2016 2014 |
| No Score Yet |
Real Time with Bill Maher 2003 |
Guest |
2018 2017 2016 2014 2010 2009 |
| 95% |
Crashing 2017-2019 |
Sarah Silverman |
2017 |
| No Score Yet |
Independent Lens 1999 |
Appearing |
2017 |
| No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 2014 |
Guest |
2017 |
| 41% |
Chelsea 2016-2017 |
Appearing Guest |
2017 2016 |
| No Score Yet |
Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen 2009-2019 |
Guest |
2017 2016 |
| No Score Yet |
Conan 2010 |
Guest |
2017 2015 2012 2011 2010 |
| No Score Yet |
Jimmy Kimmel Live 2003 |
Appearing Guest |
2017 2014 2013 2012 2005 |
| 85% |
The Simpsons 1989 |
Voice |
2016 2014 2010 |
| No Score Yet |
Inside the Actors Studio 1994 |
Guest |
2015 |
| No Score Yet |
The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson 2005-2014 |
Guest |
2015 |
| No Score Yet |
@midnight With Chris Hardwick 2014-2017 |
Appearing |
2015 2014 |
| No Score Yet |
Charlie Rose 2013-2017 |
Guest |
2015 2014 |
| No Score Yet |
Chelsea Lately 2007-2014 |
Guest |
2014 |
| 75% |
Maron 2013-2016 |
Herself |
2014 |
| No Score Yet |
Saturday Night Live 1975 |
Host Performer |
2014 |
| No Score Yet |
Late Show With David Letterman 1993-2015 |
Guest |
2014 2013 |
| No Score Yet |
Comedy Bang! Bang! 2012-2016 |
Guest |
2013 |
| 95% |
Futurama 1999-2013 |
Guest |
2013 |
| No Score Yet |
Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell 2012-2013 |
Guest |
2013 |
| No Score Yet |
Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee 2012-2019 |
Appearing |
2013 2012 |
| 81% |
The League 2009-2015 |
Heather |
2013 2011 |
| No Score Yet |
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon 2009-2014 |
Guest |
2013 2010 |
| No Score Yet |
The Graham Norton Show 2007 |
Guest |
2013 2007 |
| No Score Yet |
Brand X with Russell Brand 2012-2013 |
Guest |
2012 |
| No Score Yet |
Inside Comedy 2012-2015 |
Guest |
2012 |
| 94% |
Louie 2010-2015 |
Sarah |
2012 |
| No Score Yet |
The Burn With Jeff Ross 2012-2013 |
Appearing |
2012 |
| No Score Yet |
The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet 2012 |
Guest |
2012 |
| No Score Yet |
Talking Dead 2011 |
Guest |
2012 2011 |
| No Score Yet |
The Tonight Show With Jay Leno 1992-2014 |
Guest |
2012 2002 |
| 79% |
Bored to Death 2009-2011 |
Counselor |
2011 |
| No Score Yet |
Children's Hospital 2010-2016 |
Britches |
2011 |
| 94% |
The Good Wife 2009-2016 |
Stephanie Engler |
2011 |
| No Score Yet |
The Marriage Ref 2010-2011 |
Panelist |
2010 |
| No Score Yet |
Yo Gabba Gabba! 2007-2015 |
Herself |
2010 |
| 76% |
The Sarah Silverman Program 2007-2010 |
Producer Executive Producer Sarah |
2010 2008 2007 |
| 72% |
American Idol 2002-2016 |
Appearing |
2008 |
| 90% |
Monk 2002-2009 |
Marci Maven |
2008 2007 2004 |
| No Score Yet |
The Andy Milonakis Show 2005-2007 |
Guest |
2007 |
| 66% |
Entourage 2004-2011 |
Guest Herself |
2004 |
| 94% |
Frasier 1993-2004 |
Jane |
2003 |
| No Score Yet |
Greg the Bunny 2002 |
Alison Kaiser |
2002 |
| 100% |
The Larry Sanders Show 1992-1998 |
Wendy Traston |
1998 1997 1996 1993 |
| 86% |
Brotherly Love 1995-1997 |
1997 |
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| 88% |
Seinfeld 1989-1998 |
Emily |
1997 |
| 77% |
Star Trek: Voyager 1995-2001 |
Rain |
1996 |
QUOTES FROM Sarah Silverman CHARACTERS
Laney says: I'd love to smile like that again.
Laney says: Nobody tells you it's terrifying to love something so much.
Laney says: How much do you love me? Oh good. Oh good, oh good, oh good. Promise you don't leave me.
Wreck-It Ralph says: I'm not from the candy tree department.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Lying to a child shame on you Ralph!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: What's was that? I can't hear you. Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I'm not a glitch Taffyta, I just have pixlexia.
Taffyta Muttonfudge says: I'm trying! The tears won't stop!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I bundle myself up, like a little homeless lady
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I bundle myself up, like a little homeless lady.
Wreck-It Ralph says: I know, I know. I'm an idiot.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: And?
Wreck-It Ralph says: And a real numbskull.
Wreck-It Ralph says: A selfish Diaper baby.
Wreck-It Ralph says: A stinkbrain?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: The stinkiest brain ever.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Enjoying your little tantrum, diaper baby?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Whoever was mean to me will be... executed!
Sergeant Calhoun says: This place is starting to get interesting.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
Wreck-It Ralph says: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Err, hello. Is Ralph in there? I'd like to speak to him please.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Don't worry. I've got it under control.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Stop crying, Taffyta.
Taffyta Muttonfudge says: I'm trying, but it won't stop.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: You could just live up in the castle, you'd have a home where you'll be respected. You could be happy.
Wreck-It Ralph says: I'm already happy, I got the coolest job in the world! It may not be as fancy as being president, but I have a duty, a big duty!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Sweet mother of monkey milk, I found a gold coin!
Wreck-It Ralph says: No, don't even think about it! Thats mine!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: (Cries)You really are a bad guy!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: You really are a bad guy!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Of everyone who was ever mean to me, shall be...executed.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Of everyone who was ever mean to me, shall be executed.
Taffyta Muttonfudge says: What? No!
Fix-It Felix Jr. says: Oh Lord...
Fix-It Felix Jr. says: Oh Lord.
Sergeant Calhoun says: This game just got interesting...
Sergeant Calhoun says: This game just got interesting.
Wreck-It Ralph says: Oh, I'll just magically win the race...just because I really want to!
Wreck-It Ralph says: Oh, I'll just magically win the race just because I really want to!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I am a racer! I can feel it in my code!
Wreck-It Ralph says: [to Vanellope] See ya later, 'President Fart-feathers'.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [to Ralph] Au revior, 'Admiral Underpants'.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [to Ralph] Au revoir, 'Admiral Underpants'.
Wreck-It Ralph says: And farewell, 'Verminous Booger-face!'
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Goodbye, 'Major Body Odor!'
Wreck-It Ralph says: Hasta la vista ya-
Fix-It Felix Jr. says: Ralph?!
Wreck-It Ralph says: Alright, to be continued!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I bet you really gonna watch where you step in a game called Hero's duty[Vanellope Laughs] What's you win a medal for wiping? I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal.
Wreck-It Ralph says: Listen, I'm gonna!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Hang on, hang on, why did the hero flushed the toilet?... say why.
Wreck-It Ralph says: why.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Because it was his duty!
Wreck-It Ralph says: How dare you insult Hero's Duty you little gar snipe! I earned that medal! you better give it back to me two tweet sister!
Wreck-It Ralph says: How dare you insult Hero's Duty you little gutter snipe! I earned that medal! you better give it back to me toot sweet! gutter snipe' and "toot sweet"
Wreck-It Ralph says: How dare you insult Hero's Duty you little gutter snipe! I earned that medal! You better give it back to me toot sweet!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: What are you looking at?
Wreck-It Ralph says: You're welcome, rotten little thief.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I'm not a thief!, I just burrowed your stupid coin, i was gonna give it back to you as soon as I win the race.
Wreck-It Ralph says: It's not a coin, it is a medal.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Coin medal whatever just go back to your own dumb game ad win another one.
Wreck-It Ralph says: I can't, I didn't win it in my game, I won it in Hero's Duty.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Hero's Duty? [Vanellope Chuckles]
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ralph's my man..my main man.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ralph's my man... my main man.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: You're not from here are you?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I just want to race like you guys.
Taffyta Muttonfudge says: You will never be a racer, because you're a glitch! And that's all you'll ever be!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: You know you can just stay here and live in the castle. You'd have your own wing where no one would ever complain about your stench and treat you bad ever again. You could be happy.
Wreck-It Ralph says: I'm already happy. I got the coolest friend in the world. And besides, I got a job to do, it may not be as fancy as being president; but it's my duty. And it's a big duty!
Wreck-It Ralph says: Your a winner!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I'm a winner!
Wreck-It Ralph says: And your adorable!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I'm adorable!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ralph my man, my main man!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I bet you really gotta watch where you step in a game called Hero's Duty!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Welcome to my home! I sleep in these candy wrappers and bundle myself up like a little old lady!
Wreck-It Ralph says: By yourself... All this garbage around you...?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Well... yeah. I mean, everyone here says I'm just a mistake and that I wasn't even supposed to exist. What do you expect?
Wreck-It Ralph says: Listen, kid... I know it's none of my business, but why do you even stick around this game?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: You really don't know anything, do you? Glitches can't leave their games... One of the joys of being me...
Wreck-It Ralph says: [Disheartened moan] That's it! I'm never getting my medal back!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway?
Wreck-It Ralph says: The big whoop?! Well this may come as a shock to you, but in my game, I'm the Bad Guy, and I live in the garbage!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Cool!
Wreck-It Ralph says: No! NOT cool! Unhygienic, and lonely, and boring... And that "crummy medal" was gonna change all that. I go home with that baby around my neck and I'll get a penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Looks at Ralph with a sympathetic expression]
Wreck-It Ralph says: [Sighs] Grown-up stuff. You wouldn't understand...
Vanellope von Schweetz says: No, I get it! That's exactly what racing would do for me!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Who are you!?
King Candy says: [When his true form is revealed] I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!
King Candy says: [when his true form is revealed] I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever! And I did not reprogram this world to let you and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!
Wreck-It Ralph says: Listen, I try to be nice--
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Imitating Ralph] I try to be nice.
Wreck-It Ralph says: ...You're mimicking me.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Imitating Ralph] You're mimicking me.
Wreck-It Ralph says: OK. That is rude and this conversation is over.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Imitating Ralph] And this conversation is over. Uh, I wouldn't grab that branch if I were you...
Wreck-It Ralph says: I'm from the Candy Tree Department, I know what--
Vanellope von Schweetz says: It's a double-stripe. [The branch disintegrates, Ralph falls and grabs another branch below] Double-stripes break. Gah-doi... Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
Wreck-It Ralph says: Uh, I don't know, why are you so freakishly annoying?
Wreck-It Ralph says: Wow. So, this is the real you: a princess.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ah, Ralph, what, are you nuts? Come on, this isn't me. [Glitches out of her gown and into her normal clothes] THIS is me!
Wreck-It Ralph says: Huh?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Look, the code may say I'm a princess, but I know who I really am, Ralph: I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever! [While glitching to random places] I was here! I was there! I was glitching through the walls! I'm not giving that up!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: As your wonderful princess I hereby decree that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be... executed.
Taffyta Muttonfudge says: [And the other racers] WHAT!?! No, no, no, please, please!
Fix-It Felix says: [Along with Ralph staring in shock] Oh, my lands!
Sergeant Calhoun says: Oh, this place just got interesting.
Wreck-It Ralph says: [Smashes Vanellope's cell door down and walks in with her repaired kart] ...I know, I know, I know, I'm an idiot...
Vanellope von Schweetz says: ...And?
Wreck-It Ralph says: And a real numbskull...
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [starts smiling] And?
Wreck-It Ralph says: A selfish diaper baby.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: And?
Wreck-It Ralph says: ...A stinkbrain?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Fully smiling] The stinkiest brain ever.
King Candy says: [Laughs, holds Ralph above Diet Cola Mountain] It's game over for both of you!
Wreck-It Ralph says: No... Just for me! [Breaks free of Candy's grip and free falls]
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ralph!
Fix-It Felix says: Vanellope! [Tries to stop her, but she starts glitching her way toward Ralph]
Wreck-It Ralph says: [Falling, fist outstretched] I'm bad, and that's good! I will never be good and that's not bad! [looks at Vanellope's medal] There's no one I'd rather be... than me.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna learn to drive! I'm gonna--oh, wait--do you know how to drive?
Wreck-It Ralph says: Yeah... I mean I haven't done it, but--look, I flew a spaceship today, OK?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: You crashed it.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Whoa. What? You have teeth? I don't think I've ever seen you smile.
Wreck-It Ralph says: I'm not smiling, I'm just... I'm gassy, OK?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [Laughs]
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Look, you want that medal, right? And I want to race. So, here's what I'm thinking... You help me get a new kart--a REAL kart--and I'll win the race and get you back your medal.
Wreck-It Ralph says: You want ME to help YOU?!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: All you gotta do is break something for me. C'mon what do you say, [extends arm] friend?
Wreck-It Ralph says: We are not friends.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Aw, c'mon pal, you son-of-a-gun. C'mon buddy. Let's shake on it.
Wreck-It Ralph says: [Turns away in disgust]
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Ah, come on chumbo. Ralph my man. My main man. Hey... My arm's getting tired. We have a deal or not?
Wreck-It Ralph says: [Grunts in exasperation, turns to Vanellope] You better win!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Well, unless you've got a go-kart hidden in the fat folds of your neck, I can't help you.
Wreck-It Ralph says: [Stops himself from crushing Vanellope's head, smashes trees, and continually beats on a jawbreaker in an attempt to break it]
Vanellope von Schweetz says: What a moron... [To Ralph] Hey genius! That's a jawbreaker! You're never gonna--
Wreck-It Ralph says: [Finally splits the jawbreaker in half and sits down]
Vanellope von Schweetz says: You enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: What's that? Didn't hear ya. Your breath was so bad it made my ears numb!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Vanellope: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I guess you really gotta watch where you step in a game called "Hero's Doodie"!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: I guess you really gotta watch where you step in a game called 'Hero's Doodie'!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Everyone here says I'm a mistake.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Everyone here says I'm just a mistake..
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Sweet Mother of Monkey Milk!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Hey, why are your hands so freakishly big?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
Wreck-It Ralph says: I dunno, why are YOU so freakishly annoying?!
Wreck-It Ralph says: I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Are you a hobo?
Wreck-It Ralph says: No, I am not a hobo. But I am busy, okay, so you go... go home.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: What's that? Didn't hear ya. Your breath is so bad it mad my ears numb!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: What's that?
Wreck-It Ralph says: A medal! I earned it in Heroes Duty!
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [chuckles]
Wreck-It Ralph says: Not that kind of duty!
Wreck-It Ralph says: Listen, I tried to be nice...
Vanellope von Schweetz says: (imitating Ralph) I tried to be nice.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [imitating Ralph] I tried to be nice.
Wreck-It Ralph says: You're mimicking me...
Vanellope von Schweetz says: (imitating Ralph) You're mimicking me.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: [imitating Ralph] You're mimicking me.
Wreck-It Ralph says: That is rude, and this conversation is officially over.
Vanellope von Schweetz says: are you a hobo?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Are you a hobo?
Geraldine says: New things get old.
Shower Lady #1 says: New things get old.
Geraldine says: Life has a gap in it... It just does. You don't go crazy trying to fill it.
Geraldine says: You're good news. You know that?
Vanellope von Schweetz says: Why are your hands so freakishly big?
Wreck-It Ralph says: I don't know. Why are YOU so freakishly annoying?
Patty says: Wow!!!!!!
Patty says: Wow!
Cheri says: Pardon me if I don't toast to a man that has ruined my life.
Cheri says: One...! And then on e for maintenance.