Seth Rogen

Seth Rogen

Highest Rated: 93% 50/50 (2011)

Lowest Rated: 17% The Watch (2012)

Birthday: Apr 15, 1982

Birthplace: Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Unlike many of Hollywood's GQ-esque, A-list types, comedy actor-writer Seth Rogen was instantly embraced by audiences for his common-man appeal. While paying his initial dues working on a variety of TV sitcoms, he fell under the tutelage of producer-writer-director Judd Apatow. Under Apatow's brilliant guidance, Rogen's wise-beyond-his-years wit and improv skills on "Freaks and Geeks" (NBC, 1999-2000) and his dual role as actor-writer on "Undeclared" (Fox, 2001-02) ultimately led him to shine in two Apatow hit films: first, as hilarious blue-collar sidekick to Steve Carell in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" (2005), followed by the unlikely leading man in "Knocked Up" (2007). Using his considerable clout from these projects, he would co-write and executive produce hit comedies "Superbad" (2007) and "Pineapple Express" (2007) as well as directing and co-writing apocalyptic comedy "This Is The End" (2013) and controversial political comedy "The Interview" (2014) with his longtime creative partner Evan Goldberg. Throughout, Rogen maintained a parallel career as a charming leading man in films like the generation gap comedy "The Guilt Trip" (2012), "Neighbors" (2014), and "The Night Before" (2015). Besides attaining the enviable multi-hyphenate accomplishment of writer-actor-producer, Rogen's brand of "everydude" heralded a new breed of leading men - one which broke away from the chest-thumping, Alpha-male stereotypes popular throughout cinema history.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Credit
73% 48% An American Pickle Herschel Greenbaum/Ben Greenbaum (Character),
Producer
- 2020
80% 74% Console Wars Executive Producer - 2020
23% 38% Zeroville Viking Man (Character) $8K 2019
52% 88% The Lion King Pumbaa (Voice) $543.6M 2019
81% 74% Long Shot Fred Flarsky (Character),
Producer
$30.3M 2019
80% 86% Good Boys Producer $83.1M 2019
No Score Yet 19% Seth Rogen's Hilarity for Charity Unknown (Character) - 2018
84% 50% Blockers Producer $59.8M 2018
46% 46% Like Father Jeff (Character) - 2018
19% 46% Game Over, Man! Producer - 2018
91% 85% The Disaster Artist Sandy Schklair (Character),
Producer
$21.1M 2017
64% 44% Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising Mac Radner (Character),
Screenwriter,
Producer
$55.3M 2016
87% 78% Kung Fu Panda 3 Mantis (Voice) $143.5M 2016
82% 50% Sausage Party Frank/Sergeant Pepper (Voice),
Screenwriter,
Producer
$97.7M 2016
No Score Yet 63% B.O.O.: Bureau of Otherworldly Operations Unknown (Voice) - 2015
85% 73% Steve Jobs Steve Wozniak (Character) $17.8M 2015
68% 61% The Night Before Isaac (Character),
Producer
$43M 2015
33% 47% Being Canadian Himself (Character) - 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet F for Franco Himself (Character) - 2015
73% 63% Neighbors Mac Radner (Character),
Producer
$150.1M 2014
52% 48% The Interview Aaron Rapaport (Character),
Director,
Producer
$6.1M 2014
83% 71% This Is the End Himself (Character),
Director,
Screenwriter,
Producer
$101.5M 2013
17% 39% The Watch Screenwriter $34.4M 2012
37% 39% The Guilt Trip Andy Brewster (Character),
Executive Producer
$37.1M 2012
57% 53% For a Good Time, Call ... Jerry (Character) $1.2M 2012
70% 62% Paul Paul (Voice) $37.4M 2011
93% 88% 50/50 Kyle (Character),
Producer
$35M 2011
79% 58% Take This Waltz Lou (Character) $1.2M 2011
81% 74% Kung Fu Panda 2 Mantis (Voice) - 2011
45% 43% The Green Hornet Britt Reid/Green Hornet (Character),
Screenwriter,
Executive Producer
$98.8M 2011
51% 37% Observe and Report Ronnie Barnhardt (Character) $24M 2009
73% 59% Monsters vs. Aliens B.O.B. (Voice) $198.3M 2009
No Score Yet 24% Night of the Living Carrots B.O.B. (Voice) - 2009
No Score Yet 57% B.O.B.'s Big Break B.O.B. (Voice) - 2009
No Score Yet 52% Monsters Vs. Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space Unknown (Character) - 2009
69% 48% Funny People Ira (Character),
Executive Producer
$51.8M 2009
32% 57% Fanboys Admiral Seasholtz/Alien/Roach (Character) $685.5K 2008
79% 73% Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! Morton (Voice) $154.5M 2008
25% 44% Drillbit Taylor Screenwriter $32.9M 2008
68% 73% Pineapple Express Dale Denton (Character),
Screenwriter,
Executive Producer
$87.3M 2008
55% 69% Step Brothers Sporting Goods Manager (Character) $100.5M 2008
66% 66% Zack and Miri Make a Porno Zack (Character) $31.5M 2008
80% 63% The Spiderwick Chronicles Hogsqueal (Voice) $71.1M 2008
87% 83% Kung Fu Panda Master Mantis (Voice) $143.5M 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jay and Seth Versus the Apocalypse Seth (Character),
Screenwriter
- 2007
90% 83% Knocked Up Ben Stone (Character),
Executive Producer
$148.7M 2007
41% 52% Shrek the Third Ship Captain (Voice) $320.7M 2007
88% 87% Superbad Officer Michaels (Character),
Writer,
Executive Producer
$121.5M 2007
85% 80% The 40-Year-Old Virgin Cal (Character),
Co-Producer
$109.2M 2005

TV

Credit
90% 85% The Boys Executive Producer 2019-2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Prime Rewind: Inside The Boys Guest 2020
69% 55% Muppets Now Guest 2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Access Daily Guest 2020
100% 73% Desus & Mero Guest 2019-2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today Guest 2019-2020 2014-2016 2011-2012
No Score Yet 26% Late Night With Seth Meyers Guest 2017-2020 2015
No Score Yet 58% The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Guest 2020 2018 2014-2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Guest 2020
68% 80% Black Monday Executive Producer 2019-2020
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live! Guest 2018-2020 2013-2016 2008-2011
91% 85% Future Man Executive Producer 2019-2020 2017
80% 64% Breakfast, Lunch & Dinner Guest 2019
87% 83% Preacher Executive Producer,
Director,
Producer
2017-2019
No Score Yet 93% The Chef Show Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Access Hollywood Guest 2019
No Score Yet 87% Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dish Nation Guest 2018-2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Good Morning America Guest 2019 2017 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show Guest 2019 2016 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live with Kelly and Ryan Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.TV Guest 2019 2015
69% 47% The Twilight Zone Unknown (Guest Star) 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden Guest 2019 2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Shop Guest 2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen Guest 2019 2014-2016
No Score Yet 40% The Late Show With Stephen Colbert Guest 2016-2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet etalk Guest 2018-2019 2014 2007-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show Guest 2018-2019 2014-2016 2011-2012
No Score Yet 78% Drunk History Victor Frankenstein (Guest Star) 2018-2019
No Score Yet No Score Yet Talking With Chris Hardwick Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Snoop Dogg Presents The Joker's Wild Unknown (Guest Star),
Guest
2017-2018
83% 72% The Joel McHale Show With Joel McHale Unknown (Guest Star) 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Drop the Mic Contestant 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Desus & Mero Guest 2017-2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Today With Kathie Lee & Hoda Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Close Up With The Hollywood Reporter Guest 2018
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Tonight Canada Guest 2016-2017
No Score Yet No Score Yet Funny or Die's Billy on the Street Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Martha & Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Tinder Takeover Guest 2016
56% 69% Any Given Wednesday With Bill Simmons Guest 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle Judge 2016
No Score Yet No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors Guest 2016
81% 81% The League Dirty Randy (Guest Star),
Writer
2011-2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet At Midnight With Chris Hardwick Guest 2015
98% 82% Last Week Tonight With John Oliver Husband (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live! With Kelly and Michael Guest 2015 2012-2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Trevor Noah Guest 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet Reelside Guest 2015
99% 85% Broad City Male Stacy (Guest Star) 2015
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Colbert Report Guest 2014
72% 91% The Comeback Himself (Guest Star) 2014
No Score Yet 75% Late Show With David Letterman Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Eric Andre Show Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet Ali G: Rezurection Writer 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Meredith Vieira Show Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet CBS News Sunday Morning Guest 2014
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Unknown (Character),
Guest
2013-2014 2011 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Saturday Night Live Unknown (Guest Star),
Guest,
Host
2014 2011 2009 2007
No Score Yet No Score Yet Conan Guest 2013-2014 2010-2011
85% 77% The Simpsons Lyle McCarthy (Guest Voice),
Writer
2014 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Comedy Central Roast Host 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Q With Jian Ghomeshi Guest 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Guest 2013 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet EP Daily Guest 2013
75% 81% Arrested Development Young George Bluth (Guest Star) 2013
86% 82% The Mindy Project Unknown (Guest Star) 2013
No Score Yet No Score Yet Kickin' It: With Byron Allen Guest 2012 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood Guest 2011-2012 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Dr. Phil Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Doctors Guest 2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet ES.TV Guest 2011-2012
No Score Yet No Score Yet LIVE with Kelly Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Sesame Street Unknown (Guest Star) 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Anderson Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet CNN Presents Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lopez Tonight Guest 2011
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainers: With Byron Allen Guest 2011 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Early Show Guest 2011 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Live With Regis and Kelly Guest 2011 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet MythBusters Guest 2010
93% 100% Undeclared Ron Garner (Character) 2010 2001-2002
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien Guest 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Entertainment Studios.com Guest 2008-2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Made in Hollywood: Teen Edition Guest 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Nightline Guest 2009
No Score Yet 62% Family Guy Himself (Guest Voice) 2009
No Score Yet No Score Yet Lyons & Bailes Reel Talk Guest 2008
No Score Yet No Score Yet Late Night With Conan O'Brien Guest 2008
50% No Score Yet Help Me Help You Unknown (Guest Star) 2006
No Score Yet 90% American Dad Student (Guest Voice) 2006
100% 96% Freaks and Geeks Ken Miller (Character) 1999-2000
No Score Yet No Score Yet Free SHOWTIME Black Monday Executive Producer
No Score Yet No Score Yet The Best of George Guest

QUOTES FROM Seth Rogen CHARACTERS

Dave Skylark says: Haters gonna hate ... and ain'ters gonna ain't.

Aaron Rapaport says: That is not an actual thing that people say.

Steven Wozniak says: It's not binary. You can be a genius AND be a decent man.

Steven Wozniak says: It's not binary. You can be a genius and be a decent man.

Fogell says: What's it like having guns?

Officer Michaels says: It is awesome, Mclovin, it's mind-boggling. I haven't had for long, only a few months, but it's like having two cocks. If one of your cocks could kill a man.

Mac Radner says: Never funny

Mac Radner says: I thought it was stupid. Very few funny parts. Young teens will love it

Mac Radner says: Delta Si Has The Upper Hand!

Carl Peterson says: Why don't you watch it in your house.

Neil says: Because I can't have friends over on weeknights and you know that.

Michael Cera says: Everybody listen up! Who took my fucking cell phone man? Martin, empty your pockets!

Martin Starr says: What?

Michael Cera says: I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Unbelievable! Unacceptable, after coke I wasted on you people, thrown away!

Seth Rogen says: *Street light starts falling* Whoa, whoa!

Seth Rogen says: Whoa, whoa!

Michael Cera says: *Street light impales Micheal and lifts him up* *He pulls out his ringing phone* Shit, that's embarrassing

Michael Cera says: Shit, that's embarrassing

Seth Rogen says: I'm a victim. I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People could smell it on me. When I was a kid, I had man titties, the bullies held me down, they titty fucked me.

James Franco says: That's what's happening out there!

Seth Rogen says: You think this is Skynet? Synet went live?

Jay Baruchel says: The power of Christ compels you!

Jonah Hill says: Does it Jay?

Jonah Hill says: Does it jay?

Jay Baruchel says: THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!

Jonah Hill says: Does it Jay? Do I look compelled Jay? Let me tell you, its not very compelling!

Seth Rogen says: What are you just quoting the Exorcist

Jay Baruchel says: Yes dude it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!

Jay Baruchel says: Yes dude, it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!

Graeme Willy says: How can I understand you; are you using some sort of neuro-language router?

Paul says: Or, maybe I'm speaking ENGLISH, you fucking idiot!

Paul says: Or, maybe I'm speaking English, you fucking idiot!

Danny McBride says: We should just stay in here, fortify this bitch, and take it into all the food and shit we have.

Seth Rogen says: We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch...a Milky Way?

Seth Rogen says: We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch. A Milky Way?

Jonah Hill says: Can I have that Milky Way?

James Franco says: No, you can't have the Milky Way. It's my special food, I like it.

Seth Rogen says: I want some of the Milky Way.

Craig Robinson says: I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.

Jay Baruchel says: Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?

Seth Rogen says: Uh...I'm on a cleanse.

Seth Rogen says: Uh. I'm on a cleanse.

Jay Baruchel says: So, you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed...

Jay Baruchel says: So, you're not drinking, you're not smoking weed?

Seth Rogen says: I'm on a cleanse, I'm not psychotic.

Ben Stone says: [watching Cheaper by the Dozen after taking mushrooms] This isn't funny. This guy's got twelve kids, that's not funny. That's a lot of responsibility to just be... laughing about. This is sick. This is a sick movie. I gotta turn this off. It's freaking me out.

Ben Stone says: You know how they say to never drink and drive? Well, never drink and bone.

Ben Stone says: You think I'm an inventor? "He created a dick-skin condom, He hollowed out a penis and put it on", what the fuck?

Ben Stone says: Your face looks like Robin Williams' knuckles.

Ben Stone says: Do you want to do it doggie style?

Alison Scott says: You're not going to fuck me like a dog.

Ben Stone says: It's doggie style. It's just the style. We don't have to go outside or anything.

Jason says: I had the chicken pox THREE times. I have no immunity to it.

Ben Stone says: We don't have the heart to tell him it's herpes.

Jason says: It's not herpes if it's everywhere.

Alison Scott says: Why don't you go FUCK your FUCKING Bong?

Ben Stone says: I will! I'll do it doggy style, too! For once!

Ben Stone says: That's because Steely Dan Gargles my balls.

Ben Stone says: That's because Steely Dan gargles my balls.

Ben's Dad says: I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

Ben Stone says: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Ben's Dad says: Yes.

Ben Stone says: Now I'm starting to feel a little sorry for YOU...

Alison Scott says: I was drunk!

Ben Stone says: Was your vagina drunk?

Ben Stone says: [to Alison] I'm sorry I'm sweating on you...

Joyce Brewster says: If all the kids in the world were lined up and I was to pick one kid for myself Andy, it will always be you.

Andy Brewster says: I wouldn't let you pick anyone else mom.

Joyce Brewster says: Who the hell are you?

Andy Brewster says: Mom, you're in the wrong car!

Ricky Danforth says: 'Didn't your dad like...stab your mom?'

Ricky Danforth says: Didn't your dad like... stab your mom?

Joyce Brewster says: You want to drive to drive cross country with me?

Andy Brewster says: Yeah! No!

Dale Denton says: Coucous, the food's so nice, they named it twice

Dale Denton says: Coucous, the food's so nice, they named it twice.

Paul says: You'll know it when you see it.

Zack Brown says: Ziggy? Is that even in fucking papers anymore? No, man.

Delaney says: Fuck you, Ziggy's a comic. It's right next to Family Circus.

Zack Brown says: No, I mean.. Spider-Man and shit.

Kyle says: Have you got a picture?

Adam says: Why would I be carrying a picture of it?

Kyle says: You smell like you fucked the cast of The View.

Ricky Danforth says: Didn't your Dad, like, stab your mom?

Ricky Danforth says: Yeah, but didn't your dad like stab your mom?

Kyle says: she doesn't ? No fucking shit she doesn't like to. No one likes putting a dick in their mouth. You do it cause .. that's why they are called blowjobs .. it's a job

Kyle says: She does...No fucking shit she doesn't like to! Who likes putting dicks in their mouth? You do it cause that's why they call it blow jobs! It's a job!

Captain says: Hello... Kitty and Catty...

Officer Michaels says: I assume you all have guns and crack

Officer Michaels says: I assume you all have guns and crack.

Paul says: Clive likes boning space bears!

Katie says: B.O.B.: Wait, is it the whole 'there isn't a jar in the world I can't open' thing again? Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Did it have pickles in it? Where is the giant jar of pickles!?

B.O.B. says: Wait, is it the whole 'there isn't a jar in the world I can't open' thing again? Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Did it have pickles in it? Where is the giant jar of pickles!?

Graeme Willy says: Are you an alien?

Paul says: To you I am, yes.

Graeme Willy says: Are you gonna probe us

Paul says: Why does everyone always assume that, what am I doing? Am a harvesting farts?

Kyle says: I did it! I fucking nailed you! I've hated you for months and now I have fucking evidence that you suck as a person

Kyle says: I did it! I fucking nailed you! I've hated you for months and now I have fucking evidence that you suck as a person.

Kyle says: And I would like to present to you what I have grown to call exhibit whore!

Paul says: yo fuck nuts,its probing time

Paul says: Yo fuck nuts, its probing time.

Saul Silver says: hey look its like my thumb is my cock

Saul Silver says: Hey look, it's like my thumb is my cock. Heh heh...

Dale Denton says: thats not gonna get us a ride man

Dale Denton says: That's not going to get us a ride, man.

Robert says: (with shotgun) You assholes do exactly what I say or I will take you outside and FUCK YOU IN THE STREET!

Robert says: [with shotgun] You assholes do exactly what I say or I will take you outside and FUCK YOU IN THE STREET!

Saul Silver says: No, don't do that.

Dale Denton says: Don't fuck us anywhere.

Ricky Danforth says: I like your...boobs.

Ricky Danforth says: I like your boobs.

Mantis says: I cant feel my face

Mantis says: I can't feel my face.

Kyle says: Of course she doesn't like to. No one likes putting a dick in their mouth.

Zack says: Miriam Linky, will you have sex with me on camera for money?

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. says: [To Susan Murphy (now Ginormica)] As you can see,..he has no brain.

Dr. Cockroach Ph.D. says: [to Susan Murphy (now Ginormica)] As you can see...he has no brain.

B.O.B. says: Turns out, you don't need one!

Paul says: What's new, fatty?

Clive Gollings says: It's not fat, Paul, it's power. So rude!

Zack says: give me two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and i'll find a way to fuck it, like a filthy magiver.

Zack says: You give me a two popsicle sticks and a rubber band and I'll find a way to fuck it like a filthy MacGyver.

Kyle says: Did he say I was a dick? 'Cause I'm not.

Kyle says: Who found it?

Adam says: (Sarcastically)My cleaning lady found it in the back of my jeans..who do you think found it?!?

Adam says: [sarcastically] My cleaning lady found it in the back of my jeans..who do you think found it?

Kato says: I donâ??t want to talk. I barely speak English.

Kato says: I don't want to talk. I barely speak English.

Britt Reid/The Green Hornet says: Youâ??re speaking English right now!

Britt Reid/The Green Hornet says: You're speaking English right now!

Britt Reid/The Green Hornet says: The Green Hornet and his reliable partner. The Blue Wombat.

Britt Reid/The Green Hornet says: The Green Hornet. His reliable partner, the Blue Wombat.

Officer Michaels says: Prepared to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

Zack says: Brandon is the star of such adult fare as...what was it?

Zack says: Brandon is the star of such adult fare as... what was it?

Brandon says: You Better Shut Your Mouth Before I Fuck It

Brandon says: You better shut your mouth before I fuck it.

Morton says: The kangaroo has gone mad. She's telling everyone that you think there are people living on specks. She even went to Vlad!

Horton says: Vlad..I know two Vlads: the bad Vlad and the bunny that makes cookies!

Horton says: Vlad.. I know two Vlads: the bad Vlad and the bunny that makes cookies!

Morton says: Yeah, Horton, she's sending you a bunny with cookies.

Paul says: It’s pretty strong shit, I got it from the military, actually. This is the stuff that killed Dylan.

Paul says: It?s pretty strong shit, I got it from the military, actually. This is the stuff that killed Dylan.

Paul says: It's pretty strong shit, I got it from the military, actually. This is the stuff that killed Dylan.

Graeme Willy says: Bob Dylan’s not dead.

Graeme Willy says: Bob Dylan?s not dead.

Graeme Willy says: Bob Dylan's not dead.

Paul says: Isn’t he?

Paul says: Isn't he?

Cal says: u gotta hummer from the tranny didn't ya

Cal says: You got a hummer from the tranny, didn't you?

Cal says: she likes u man

Cal says: She likes you, man.

David says: too bad i retired my penis

David says: Too bad I retired my penis.

Andy Stitzer says: hold my hand

Andy Stitzer says: Hold my hand.

Cal says: r u kidding me man

Cal says: Are you kidding me?

Andy Stitzer says: hold my goddamn hand man

Andy Stitzer says: Hold my goddamn hand, man!

Cal says: u know whats a fun game u take 3 excedrin pms and u see if u can wack off before u fall asleep.u always win..is the best part about the game

Cal says: You know what's a fun game? You take 3 excedrin pms and u see if u can wack off before u fall asleep.u always win..is the best part about the game

Cal says: You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game

Cal says: You know what's a fun game? Take 3 Excedrin PM's and see if you can whack off before you fall asleep. You always win, that's the best part about the game.

B.O.B. says: Wait, is it the whole "there isn't a jar in the world I can't open" thing again? Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Did it have pickles in it? Where is the giant jar of pickles!?!?!?!

B.O.B. says: Wait, is it the whole 'there isn't a jar in the world I can't open' thing again? Did you find a jar you couldn't open? Did it have pickles in it? Where is the giant jar of pickles!?

Kyle says: You could have totally fucked the shit out of that girl.

Kyle says: You could have totally fucked the shit out of that girl.

Adam says: No one wants to fuck me. I look like Voldemort....

Adam says: No one wants to fuck me. I look like Voldemort.

Paul says: I'm not gonna eat a DEAD bird, am I?

Zack says: We're gonna have a lot of fun, but more importantly we're gonna make a lot of money

Zack says: We're gonna have a lot of fun, but more importantly we're gonna make a lot of money.

Paul says: Oh yeah! Then how do you explain me? (Coming out of the bathroom and making Ruth faint)

Paul says: Oh yeah! Then how do you explain me? [coming out of the bathroom and making Ruth faint]

Paul says: Hello, I'm Paul. (Clive faints)

Paul says: Hello, I'm Paul. [Clive faints]

Saul Silver says: Its out bro. Monkey's out of the bottle man!

Dale Denton says: What!?

Dale Denton says: What?

Saul Silver says: Yeah!

Dale Denton says: Thats not even an expression!!

Dale Denton says: Thats not even an expression!

Paul says: This is America; kidnapping a Christian? That's worse than harboring a fugitive!

Paul says: I think we can all learn a lesson from this. Be yourself, speak from the heart, some shit like that.

Paul says: Well it's safe to say we've all learned something from this, be yourself, speak from your heart, some shit like that...

Paul says: This ship takes off very fast, its a little awkward!!

Paul says: This spaceship takes off really slowly. It's a little awkward.

Clive Gollings says: I'm starving...

Clive Gollings says: I'm starving.

Paul says: What's new, fatty?

Clive Gollings says: It's not fat, Paul, it's power. You're so rude...

Clive Gollings says: It's not fat, Paul. It's power. You're so rude.

Cal says: You know how I know you're gay? I saw you make spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

Cal says: You know how I know you're gay?

David says: How?

Cal says: I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.

Paul says: Stoke the fire!

Adam says: You really think that a girl is going to go for me just 'cause I have cancer?

Kyle says: For the millionth time. YES!

Kyle says: If you were a casino game, you would have the best odds.

Dale Denton says: WOW! The f#ck was that?

Dale Denton says: Whoa! What the fuck was that?

Saul Silver says: I tired to hit that tree and I missed.

Saul Silver says: I was trying to hit that tree. I missed.

Dale Denton says: What tree?!

Dale Denton says: What tree?

Dale Denton says: That one.

Saul Silver says: That one.

Dale Denton says: Why don't you smash it on a rock like a normal person? Like I did.

Dale Denton says: Why didn't you smash it on a rock like a normal person like I did?

Saul Silver says: How often does somebody smash things? I'm rusty.

Saul Silver says: I don't know! How often does somebody smash things? I'm rusty, fuck.

Saul Silver says: I don't know! Call your phone.

Dale Denton says: What?! My phone has been smashed.

Ronnie Barnhardt says: I love tango after midnight.

Paul says: Clive likes boning space bears.

Paul says: [sings] Clive likes boning space bears!

Paul says: Get your goddamn hands off my motherfuckin junk!!!

Paul says: [after getting frisked inappropriately by O'Reilly] Get your goddamn hands off my motherfuckin' junk!

Paul says: I'm not gonna eat a dead bird, am I?

Britt Reid/The Green Hornet says: It's not dying that you need be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Graeme Willy says: Are you gonna probe us?!

Graeme Willy says: Are you gonna probe us?

Paul says: Why does everyone always assume that?! What am I doing? harvesting farts?! How much can I learn from an ass?!

Hogsqueal says: Fly as you want. Griffin! I swallowed an ogre whole. You could be next!

Hogsqueal says: Fly as you want. Griffin! I swallowed an ogre whole. You could be next!

Tigress says: If he's smart he won't come back up those stairs.

Monkey says: But he will.

Viper says: He's not going to quit, is he?

Mantis says: I'll tell you what, he's not gonna quit bouncing.

Paul says: Why are we holding hands?

Graeme Willy says: So we look like a family. Just a couple of regular guys walking down the street...with a small cowboy.

Graeme Willy says: So we look like a family. We're just a couple of regular guys, walking down the street, with a small cowboy.

Graeme Willy says: So we look like a family. Just a couple of regular guys, walking down the street, with a small cowboy.

Mantis says: I never thought I'd die this way. I always thought I'd find a nice girl; we'd settle down... and then she'd eat my head.

Mantis says: I didn't think I would die like this. I thought it would end with me settling down with a nice girl. She would bite my head off.

Zack says: SWALLOW MY COCKACCINO!

Zack says: Swallow my Cockaccino.

Mantis says: I didn't think I would die like this!! I thought I would settle down, then have my wife bite my head off..

Mantis says: I didn't think I would die like this. I thought it would end with me settling down with a nice girl. She would bite my head off.

Mantis says: I never thought I'd die this way, I always tought I would settle down with a nice girl and she would eat my head.

Mantis says: You know I never had daddy problems, maybe it was because my mom ate his head before I was born, I don't know.

Cal says: I touched a guy's balls once in Hebrew School.

Bubbles says: Can he slap that ass a little

Bubbles says: Can he slap her ass a little?

Zack says: Don't be a perv!

Zack says: Don't be a fucken pervert dude!

Zack says: I apologise in advance if I am out of line here, but are you in gay porn?

Brandon says: Guilty as charged

Brandon says: Guilty as charged.

Tigress says: Where's Po?

Mantis says: How can we lose a guy that big?