Jeremy Jahns

Jeremy Jahns
Tomatometer-approved critic
Publications: JeremyJahns.com

Movie Reviews Only

T-Meter Title | Year
60% Aladdin (2019) When the movie branched off and did its own thing, I enjoyed it. But it tries to emulate what came before it and does it in a way that is just not as good or effective as the original animation. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 22, 2019
89% John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019) John Wick: Chapter Three delivers what you want in a John Wick movie... Better than [Chapter Two], but not as good as [the first]. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 16, 2019
66% Pokémon Detective Pikachu (2019) This movie does have something for everybody: Pokémon fans, kids, families. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted May 10, 2019
9% Hitman: Agent 47 (2015) You're not gonna remember it in t-minus a couple hours. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 26, 2019
95% Avengers: Endgame (2019) It's not literature like Lord of the Rings, but in its own way, it's pretty damn impactful. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 24, 2019
46% Mortal Kombat (1995) This is a Mortal Kombat movie made for Mortal Kombat fans. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 18, 2019
16% Hellboy (2019) The editing, the stitching, the weaving of the story -- it's pretty sloppy in this movie. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 12, 2019
57% Pet Sematary (2019) It's really the story of this family and the people in it and horror [elements] are built around them -- and that's what makes this good. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 5, 2019
90% Shazam! (2019) In a comic book movie-saturated world, Shazam! comes along and makes it feel new again. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Apr 3, 2019
47% Dumbo (2019) It was like a banana split: It's messy and sweet, and I did in the end enjoy myself. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 26, 2019
94% Us (2019) It was intense. That's what Joran Peele understands about thrillers and horror -- they're not just for gore. [He's] telling a story about characters. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 21, 2019
78% Captain Marvel (2019) [The] filmmakers think that in order to make someone look strong, you need to make them emotionless, and I just don't agree. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Mar 5, 2019
92% Fighting with My Family (2019) This movie just had everything I wanted a movie like this to have: Great characters, snappy dialogue -- it has heart. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 22, 2019
91% How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World (2019) "Exciting" almost doesn't cover it... I felt really fulfilled at the end of this movie. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 20, 2019
69% Happy Death Day 2U (2019) Jessica Rothe is really good... I enjoyed "Happy Death Day 2 U." I'm looking forward to the third one. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 15, 2019
45% What Men Want (2019) This movie's not that fun -- a lot of the jokes just fall flat. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 8, 2019
85% The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part (2019) It doesn't stand out like [the first] Lego Movie... If you're looking for something to take the kids to, they will enjoy it. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 6, 2019
60% Alita: Battle Angel (2019) It's visually impressive, it's exciting, it has a surprising amount of heart and humor -- but I felt that some of the actors were wasted. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Feb 1, 2019
38% Glass (2019) When your third act falls apart, that's what people are going to remember, and I feel that's what happened here. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 16, 2019
10% Replicas (2019) This movie missed the mark on all of it. It's truly talented to miss the mark on everything. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 11, 2019
40% The Upside (2019) It's the scenes with Bryan Cranston and Kevin Hart where the movie absolutely, positively shines. I thought they had a good dynamic. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 10, 2019
49% Escape Room (2019) It's just not as smart as I would have liked to have seen for a movie with this premise. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Jan 4, 2019
79% Mary Poppins Returns (2018) Enjoyably safe, or safely enjoyable. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 20, 2018
65% Aquaman (2018) This movie is really entertaining -- a lot of fun! But it's also "a lot," period. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 19, 2018
92% Bumblebee (2018) Best of the live-action Transformers movies thus far! - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 18, 2018
54% Maleficent (2014) They could have upped the stakes, made the ending better...I'm not looking for the deepest movie ever from a Disney live action thing...surprisingly enough, Maleficent was a good time. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2018
26% Mortal Engines (2018) The coolest thing about this movie is that it's a really imaginative, interesting world. The biggest bummer is that they didn't take that interesting, imaginative world and put it in a movie that works. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 14, 2018
78% Green Book (2018) Mahershala Ali was fantastic and Viggo Mortensen was great. You really see the range of their acting ability and the work well together. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 13, 2018
51% Once Upon a Deadpool (2018) It's a cash grab. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 12, 2018
97% Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) This is the Goldilocks zone for Sony... This is totally their own and they knocked it out of the park. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Dec 11, 2018
91% Mandy (2018) This movie's actually quite layered. It's fun to think about. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 27, 2018
15% Robin Hood (2018) The movie is undeniably silly, but it's kind of fun sometimes... Don't misunderstand me -- It sucks, but it goes for a stylish enough angle for you to almost look past the fact that it sucks. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 26, 2018
84% Creed II (2018) The solid sequel I wanted Creed II to be. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 21, 2018
89% Ralph Breaks the Internet (2018) By the end, it really hit me in the center. It hit me deep. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 20, 2018
37% Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018) It's not icing on the cake -- the cake is on the icing. They're using Easter Eggs, the icing, as the foundation of the cake and it's just a soggy mess. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 16, 2018
91% Widows (2018) From the get-go, it's intense. It just draws you in. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 13, 2018
40% The Girl in the Spider's Web (2018) Kind of a mess, kind of a wreck. The movie just feels cluttered, cramped, convoluted. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 12, 2018
81% Overlord (2018) Treats itself as a war movie first -- it's actually more intense than a lot of war movies. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 9, 2018
59% The Grinch (2018) They have once again taken a story that is perfect as a half-an-hour tale and padded it to make it longer than it should be. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 7, 2018
61% Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) This was a legit, good peek behind the curtain of the life of a very influential artist... If for nothing else, watch it just to watch Rami Malek's performance. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 2, 2018
32% The Nutcracker and the Four Realms (2018) Boring, hollow and lifeless. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Nov 1, 2018
36% Hunter Killer (2018) I'm probably not gonna remember this movie in t-minus one day. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 25, 2018
80% Mid90s (2018) You just fall into the purity of it... It's a sweet film. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 23, 2018
79% Halloween (2018) It's the legit sequel to the original Halloween that makes an effort to show the audience it knows and respects where it comes from. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 17, 2018
75% Bad Times at the El Royale (2018) I just wish the movie would sit still long enough so you could get invested. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 15, 2018
87% First Man (2018) Really enjoyable! It was a dramatic peek behind the legend. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 10, 2018
90% A Star Is Born (2018) Bradley Cooper crushes it... He's a great comedic actor, a great dramatic actor. And he's great in this movie -- also a great director. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 8, 2018
29% Venom (2018) The movie's not a total wash, there is enjoyment in it. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Oct 4, 2018
27% Night School (2018) It's kind of like Billy Madison, but about half as fun. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 26, 2018
81% Fahrenheit 11/9 (2018) It did ask some good questions about 'Where do we go next? Who takes up the mantle?' I don't have the answers to that, but I'm glad that [Michael Moore], at least, started the conversation. - JeremyJahns.com EDIT
Read More | Posted Sep 21, 2018