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Jeremy Jahns

Jeremy Jahns
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
34% I Feel Pretty (2018) This movie was sweet and heartfelt. Not as funny as it wanted to be, but it was alright. I mostly enjoyed the message.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Apr 19, 2018
50% Rampage (2018) The movie is stupid, dumb and ridiculoius, but the end brings it home in a way that actually might be a good time, if you're drunk.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Apr 13, 2018
14% Blumhouse's Truth or Dare (2018) Truth or Dare was an interesting premise with a ridiculous script. If it committed to its ridiculousness, it would've worked...it never found its footing.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Apr 13, 2018
82% Blockers (2018) With Blockers, I had a good time. It's a funny movie, but it's got a lot of heart...If it doesn't make you laugh, it has sentimentality as a backup.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Apr 6, 2018
95% A Quiet Place (2018) For my first watch, I was glued. This movie makes you reflect on human beings in general...A Quiet Place is really unique.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Apr 4, 2018
73% Ready Player One (2018) A fun nostalgia bomb, and a great adventure.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Mar 27, 2018
43% Pacific Rim Uprising (2018) There's no jaw-dropping scene...the movie's biggest flaw is that it tries to do too much, and it overreaches.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Mar 21, 2018
92% Love, Simon (2018) A really effective coming-of-age movie that I adored...this movie can and will connect with anyone who has been searching for love, particularly in high school.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Mar 19, 2018
49% Tomb Raider (2018) Tomb Raider was a step in the right direction for video game movies...it has a lot of enjoyment in it...some of the issues in this movie, among them pacing, character and plot, might be a bit too much for some of you.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Mar 14, 2018
39% A Wrinkle in Time (2018) The movie didn't connect me to the characters. You get what they're feeling, but it doesn't hit you...it's just a hop skip & a jump....Ava DuVernay bit off a bit more than she can chew here.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Mar 13, 2018
45% The Hurricane Heist (2018) As absurd and stupid as the movie is, I enjoyed the part where they're bonding over PB&J sandwiches...I enjoyed the progression of the villain...the movie does drag on a bit too long, I'm putting this in my guilty pleasures slot though.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Mar 13, 2018
37% The Strangers: Prey At Night (2018) This movie tries to cash in on the current 80s nostalgia craze...there are ways to do the nostalgia thing and make it stylistic, but this one flew a bit too close to the sun and burned its wings.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Mar 8, 2018
17% Death Wish (2018) Eli Roth does gore torture, his forte is not the emotional weight of loss. So, when this movie tries to portray that, it comes off as awkward.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Mar 1, 2018
37% Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows (2016) This movie has fan service for days. I'm not saying fan makes a movie good, but it's an entertaining movie because it committed. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Feb 26, 2018
82% Game Night (2018) Remarkably funny, great chemistry among everybody. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Feb 26, 2018
87% Annihilation (2018) In this movie's attempt to be a modern art thinking pieces, the cohesive film element got left behind. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Feb 22, 2018
96% Black Panther (2018) Black Panther was fantastic. It has the fun superhero stuff, but that's not really what it's about...they bring you in on a fascinating, colorful, vibrant civilization.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Feb 14, 2018
13% Fifty Shades Freed (2018) All the flaws apparent in the previous Fifty Shades films, they're apparent here. It's like the franchise (if you can call it that) never evolved. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Feb 8, 2018
16% The Cloverfield Paradox (2018) You can get better versions of this movie in multiple places elsewhere.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Feb 5, 2018
14% Winchester (2018) But as a horror movie, a haunting movie, a ghost movie, this movie just fails because it's so boring. For so long nothing happens, then when things do happen, it's all a jump scare. ‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Feb 2, 2018
70% Beauty and the Beast (2017) It's a very excellent, faithful adaptation, with a couple of differences in a live-action version.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
75% Kong: Skull Island (2017) The pacing was choppy, and it was shoddy and all over the place...when Kong was on screen, it was really cool to watch, but in the end it didn't pay off.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
44% Saban's Power Rangers (2017) As an old-school Power Rangers fan, I enjoyed this movie and I enjoyed the lead actors and Bryan Cranston as Zordon.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
68% Life (2017) I enjoyed Life, and the actors are good in it...a fascinating science-horror story on the fringe of reality.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
17% CHIPS (2017) There's no on-screen chemistry, the jokes don't work, the movie made no sense, and I was literally praying for it to end.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
44% Ghost in the Shell (2017) Conceptually, this movie should have worked, but the execution didn't...the movie can't be all action, action, action...it looked great, but it can't thrive off of concept.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
66% The Fate of the Furious (2017) On an emotional level, this movie does surprisingly deliver...Fate of the Furious is the rarity in which the eighth installment of a franchise is still entertaining.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
25% Unforgettable (2017) Unforgettable is a very forgettable movie.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
68% Free Fire (2017) The movie was enjoyable and the characters were great...bullets and snarky remarks fly at people, and I chuckled most of the time.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
83% Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) I enjoyed the humor when it landed, but the build-up was choppy, and the execution as a whole was choppy. The movie felt rushed.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
16% The Circle (2017) Nothing really grabbed me or stuck its claws into me...the movie's a bit forgettable.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
36% Snatched (2017) Snatched was alright. All the good moments with Amy Schumer are shown in the trailer...if you're gonna catch it, catch it at matinee.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
67% Alien: Covenant (2017) It's enjoyable sci-fi, and better than Prometheus.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
30% King Arthur: Legend Of The Sword (2017) It's the He-Man story we've yet to get...King Arthur is certainly a good time.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
80% Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001) This is the world-building moment for Harry Potter, and I loved it. It's sweet and endearing...the set-up is so enjoyable to see.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 29, 2018
89% Doctor Strange (2016) The way they use magic for fights is where the unique nature of this film lies.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2018
94% Arrival (2016) Arrival is one of the most intriguing movies I've seen in 2016 -- great acting, great premise.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2018
74% Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016) The movie is sweet but sometimes it's on the fringe lines like, "Oh, is it sweet or is it kind of sappy and cheesy?" Yeah, [it] goes there too.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2018
95% The Edge of Seventeen (2016) Shows what I know cuz the movies actually pretty sweet.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2018
30% Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) Captain Jack Sparrow at this point in the character's life is not the Jack Sparrow we love.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2018
18% Baywatch (2017) Baywatch was garbage...in the end, it doesn't quite get to guilty-pleasure level.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2018
92% Wonder Woman (2017) There are some problems with pacing...but the movie as a whole has a lot of good payoff.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2018
73% Hostiles (2018) Hostiles has great performances, a fantastic and powerful concept, but the pacing is too slow and it comes across as a bit messy and unfocused.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 26, 2018
96% Moana (2016) I can't wait to see Moana again; I will say Moana is awesome-tacular!‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2018
59% Allied (2016) By the time the ending wrapped -- and the way the ending wrapped up -- I will say allied is a good time no alcohol required.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2018
17% Incarnate (2016) Aaron Eckhart, you're better than this I've seen you be better than this but do something that's better.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2018
80% Patriots Day (2017) It was really well done it was a heavy movie. Mark Wahlberg was great the characters were great -- so great in fact it's weird to call them characters because they are based on real people so the people were great and it does a lot of justice.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2018
91% Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Prisoner of Azkaban baffled me and completely floored me...it shows that Harry Potter ages with people.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2018
88% Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) Goblet of Fire is great, very watchable and re-watchable.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2018
15% The Mummy (2017) As a Mummy movie, it kinds of fails. They use world-building exposition to build the cinematic universe that they're going for, but in doing so, they sacrifice a cohesive plot.‐ JeremyJahns.com
Read More | Posted Jan 25, 2018