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Jordan Calhoun

Jordan Calhoun
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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Review
49% The Meg (2018) Watching it is like watching the spectacle of a class clown at their best: you laugh at their jokes, instigate their defiance, and "ooooh" when they get in trouble. The Meg is the class clown of Hollywood. Every shark movie is at this point.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Aug 12, 2018
91% Teen Titans Go! To the Movies (2018) Teen Titans GO! to the Movies is full of irreverent humor, self-deprecating punchlines, and a silliness that feels reminiscent of when you laughed at Animaniacs as a child.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 29, 2018
64% Permission (2018) Ultimately, under the guise of maturity, Permission turns a promising premise into a juvenile and destructive display of emotionally immature people.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
65% Please Stand By (2018) Please Stand By sets you up to fear and cheer for a girl outside her element, and with some suspension of disbelief in its portrayal of autism, is a heart-warming success.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
40% Den of Thieves (2018) Would I recommend the film? Not for a movie theater price tag. When it arrives on your favorite cable or streaming service though, turn off your brain and indulge guilt-free.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
28% Proud Mary (2018) A silly plot made worse in its bizarre exposition, Proud Mary is full of clichés that almost begin to feel deliberate, so hacky that you almost chance to believe the movie is self-aware, a parody of itself.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
82% Molly's Game (2018) Can you root for a woman who despite having most of her advantages given to her, spirals into a world of illegal gambling, drugs, and "destroying lives"? By the end, if your answer is "yes" then Sorkin has expertly done his job.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
87% The Post (2018) The message was meant to remind us all: the press is meant to "serve the governed, not the governors." And to that end, The Post is wonderfully successful.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
51% Downsizing (2017) Overall, Downsizing feigns at many themes and embraces none, a sampler platter of personal growth, consumerism, climate change, fresh starts, and apocalypse survival. ‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
92% Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) Ultimately, Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri is a revenge film of a new kind, a hard twist at the subgenre otherwise led by men whose violence spearheads their campaign.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
57% Murder On The Orient Express (2017) With no one to hold onto, Murder on the Orient Express stands as little more than a cliché mystery, and ultimately falls flat.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
93% War for the Planet of the Apes (2017) You cannot help but root for Caesar as much as you cannot shake the feeling that in the gamut of life and evolution humans may not deserve to be saved.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
92% Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) How good is Spider-Man: Homecoming? The short answer: the most fun superhero film you have seen in a long time.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
67% The Fate of the Furious (2017) No fuss, no muss, all ridiculous brilliance by removing the distractions of convoluted plots and allowing you to focus instead on one problem and limitless solutions because there can be miracles when you believe and have nitrous oxide.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
67% Life (2017) A sci-fi drama that succeeds in capturing the long-prescribed design for survival flicks and thus accordingly succeeds at contrived, unimaginative drama as well. Whether you watch Life or not, you have seen Life before.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
14% Collateral Beauty (2016) Collateral Beauty seemingly aspires to be blatant grief voyeurism, the kind to which, if a film is lucky, finds a cult following from teenagers who find it beautifully deep as the rest of us do our best not to sleep, seethe, or vomit.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
50% Hardcore Henry (2016) Writing a faithful synopsis for Hardcore Henry would be like writing a plot summary for a Jackson Pollack painting.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
98% Eighth Grade (2018) Its strength is reminding of an experience that we forgot, but one to which we can all relate, even if you weren't a kid like Kayla.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jul 22, 2018
99% Won't You Be My Neighbor? (2018) Yes, Won't You Be My Neighbor? offers the chance to better understand and appreciate the work of a father figure who helped raise many of us through television, but he's never been the point himself.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jun 17, 2018
76% Miss Sloane (2016) A serviceable political drama carried by its strong cast performances and undone by its attempt to do too much.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jun 13, 2018
98% Zootopia (2016) Zootopia is actually a thinly-veiled look at diversity... and it's glorious.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jun 13, 2018
95% Creed (2015) Well-crafted, exciting, funny, and inspiring, and it's successful in being original by not trying too hard to be original.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted Jun 13, 2018
40% Gringo (2018) There's a charm to Gringo's moral question though, brought to life by Oyelowo's Harold. Are good people rewarding? Do bad people get what they deserve? Or is the universe total chaos? ‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted May 23, 2018
49% Tomb Raider (2018) Tomb Raider is full of random danger with random solutions, mostly unearned or poorly foreshadowed, but it's almost difficult to hold it against the film once you know what you're watching.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted May 23, 2018
87% Tully (2018) Tully is a funny, raw look at motherhood we too rarely see, and one that we'll likely remember for a long time.‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted May 23, 2018
53% Book Club (2018) Their relationship statuses and attitudes towards sex and dating offer a choose-your-own-adventure for identifying yourself in the group, selecting an avatar for your personality type the way you might with Sex and the City. ‐ Black Nerd Problems
Read More | Posted May 23, 2018