Darrin Keene
Darrin Keene's reviews only count toward the Tomatometer® when published at Tomatometer-approved publication(s).
Biography:
Film reviewer for Film Threat (www.filmthreat.com) and Chart magazine (www.chartattack.com).
Location:
Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
The Hours (2002)
79%
4/5
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“The film's true star is its script.” –
Film Threat
Dec 6, 2005
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Far From Heaven (2002)
87%
4/5
EDIT
“The film confronts the era(TM)s intolerance with regard to gender and race relations, but it should be noted that Haynes films without a trace of irony. The actors offer similarly genuine performances.” –
Film Threat
Dec 6, 2005
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My Kingdom (2001)
40%
1.5/5
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“Suffice it to say that Shakespeare's sudden and violent ending doesn't translate well into a British crime drama.” –
Film Threat
Dec 6, 2005
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Team America: World Police (2004)
77%
4/5
EDIT
“In an election season where there's so much bitter partisan bickering, it's good to see that some people haven't lost their non-partisan sense of humour.” –
Chart Magazine
Oct 26, 2004
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Garden State (2004)
86%
4/5
EDIT
“"Lo and behold, the Scrubs guy turns out to be a pretty good filmmaker."” –
Chart Magazine
Aug 20, 2004
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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004)
75%
3/5
EDIT
“"The stoner flick has a new face."” –
Chart Magazine
Aug 20, 2004
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Collateral (2004)
86%
4/5
EDIT
“"Screenwriter Stuart Beattie can be faulted for his cop-out ending, but the other principal players make the best of what they're given to work with."” –
Chart Magazine
Aug 20, 2004
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De-Lovely (2004)
49%
3/5
EDIT
“Judd is a natural to play a sophisticated Kentucky belle, while Kline's Ivy-League demeanour and metrosexual mannerisms make him the perfect candidate to play Porter.” –
Chart Magazine
Jul 7, 2004
Full Review
The Notebook (2004)
54%
2/5
EDIT
“Perhaps it's a stretch to call this a 'literary' romance. It's firmly entrenched in pulp territory.” –
Chart Magazine
Jul 7, 2004
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Baadasssss! (2003)
91%
4/5
EDIT
“Baadasssss! is not only a poignant portrait of Melvin Van Peebles' drive and determination, but also a revealing glimpse at the crazy world of independent film making.” –
Chart Magazine
Jul 7, 2004
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King Arthur (2004)
30%
2/5
EDIT
“... a historical drama that emphasizes the drama over the history.” –
Chart Magazine
Jul 7, 2004
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Coffee and Cigarettes (2003)
63%
1/5
EDIT
“Even the most loyal Jarmusch aficionado will find significant portions of this film to be an incredible bore.” –
Chart Magazine
May 25, 2004
Full Review
Van Helsing (2004)
24%
1/5
EDIT
“...an effects-driven travesty that purees some of literature's classic horror stories into bland, action-driven pulp.” –
Chart Magazine
May 18, 2004
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Scumrock (2002)
60%
1/5
EDIT
“Comes off as a tired rehashing of the director's '90s-era DIY creations.” –
Film Threat
Mar 17, 2004
Full Review
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
63%
2/5
EDIT
“Anyone who has seen Spike Jonze's video for the Beastie Boys' 'Sabotage' has witnessed a far more effective parody of the '70s cop show.” –
Chart Magazine
Mar 9, 2004
Full Review
The Republic of Love (2003)
44%
3/5
EDIT
“If this sounds like a typical Hollywood-fuelled 'opposites attract' story, rest assured there's a high degree of verisimilitude in the way these jaded lovebirds come together.” –
Chart Magazine
Mar 5, 2004
Full Review
Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004)
69%
3/5
EDIT
“[B]usiness is good for Cedric the Entertainer.” –
Chart Magazine
Feb 6, 2004
Full Review
Water Drops on Burning Rocks (2000)
75%
2/5
EDIT
“Although the story is well structured, Ozon injects it with too much bile...” –
Chart Magazine
Feb 5, 2004
Full Review
The Big Bounce (2004)
16%
2/5
EDIT
“One suspects that David Hasselhoff acted as an uncredited consultant...” –
Chart Magazine
Feb 5, 2004
Full Review
Monster (2003)
81%
4/5
EDIT
“Monster is noteworthy primarily for Theron's performance, a brilliant career-shifting move for her and the strongest cinematic performance in 2003.” –
Chart Magazine
Jan 16, 2004
Full Review
Pieces of April (2003)
83%
2/5
EDIT
“Pieces Of April deserves a few points for style, as well as for Clarkson's effort, but nothing for its insubstantial use of story and character.” –
Chart Magazine
Nov 21, 2003
Full Review
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)
10%
1/5
EDIT
“I lament the fact that new generations will likely learn about Seuss' story via this CGI-laden monstrosity...” –
Chart Magazine
Nov 21, 2003
Full Review
The Human Stain (2003)
41%
2/5
EDIT
“Watching The Human Stain, you'll likely only care about the money you've spent to watch overpaid actors work on auto-pilot.” –
Chart Magazine
Nov 3, 2003
Full Review
Alien (1979)
93%
4/5
EDIT
“Has Alien aged well? If you appreciate the more aesthetic attributes of sci-fi and horror genres... you'll find new revelations with this print.” –
Chart Magazine
Oct 30, 2003
Full Review
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
85%
4/5
EDIT
“The first half of Kill Bill is far more exciting than any action flick that passed through this mediocre summer season.” –
Chart Magazine
Oct 21, 2003
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