Drew Dietsch
Tomatometer-approved critic
Deathstalker (2025)
86%
EDIT
“...there isn’t much in Deathstalker that isn’t delightful.” –
GenreVision
Oct 9, 2025
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Tales From the Hood (1995)
60%
4.5/5
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“Tales from the Hood is one of the best horror flicks of the 1990s and a true champion in the subgenre of anthology horror.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Sep 18, 2025
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Highest 2 Lowest (2025)
83%
3.5/5
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“Highest 2 Lowest is a worthwhile riff on a tried-and-true story that reminds me why I’m always interested in whatever Spike Lee is doing.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Sep 13, 2025
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The Long Walk (2025)
88%
4.5/5
EDIT
“There is no denying that The Long Walk is one of the best movies of the year that many people will not want to see. That’s why it’s so vital that it is seen.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Sep 13, 2025
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Together (2025)
89%
3/5
EDIT
“A solid first feature that shows real promise from a director, and it will probably enrapture twisted viewers who haven’t been exposed to so many stories like this.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Sep 4, 2025
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The Naked Gun (2025)
87%
4/5
EDIT
“The Naked Gun is must-see mirth and one of 2025’s knockout good times.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Sep 4, 2025
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The Toxic Avenger (2023)
87%
4/5
EDIT
“This is exactly the Toxie our kids need these days. Show it to your children and have them grow up to be good-hearted people who just want to help.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Sep 4, 2025
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
36%
2/5
EDIT
“I Know What You Did Last Summer is a mediocre but properly paced little mystery with something more creative lurking under the surface.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Sep 4, 2025
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Red Sonja (2025)
56%
3.5/5
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“Red Sonja is a welcome return to the fantasy adventures of yesteryear. ” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Aug 15, 2025
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Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
50%
1.5/5
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“Calling this Rebirth is extremely wrongheaded as this feels more like Jurassic World: Reheated Leftovers.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Aug 10, 2025
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Weapons (2025)
93%
4/5
EDIT
“What’s great is that Cregger isn’t some moralist shouting his message from a cinematic pulpit. He’s able to weave all this into a story that is creepy and compelling all on its own without you needing to see what the movie is Saying™ at every turn.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Aug 8, 2025
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The Phoenician Scheme (2025)
77%
4/5
EDIT
“I’m happy to report that The Phoenician Scheme is a solid uptick for Anderson’s feature filmography.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Aug 1, 2025
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28 Years Later (2025)
88%
4/5
EDIT
“28 Years Later is often jaw-dropping to look at, it’s got a strong commitment to its thematic and emotional core, and it more than satisfies the base pleasures of its genre.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Jul 30, 2025
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The Life of Chuck (2024)
80%
4.5/5
EDIT
“One of the best movies of the year and an essential watch for Constant Readers.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Jul 30, 2025
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Monster Island (2024)
63%
3/5
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“Monster Island might get accused of being bare bones by other critics, but I prefer to see it as a “meat and potatoes”” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Jul 30, 2025
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Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)
62%
2.5/5
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“I didn’t expect much out of Happy Gilmore 2 and it provided precisely that.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Jul 26, 2025
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Dangerous Animals (2025)
87%
5/5
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“Dangerous Animals has a committed cast, knockout direction, a stellar script, it looks gorgeous, the edit is the tightest I’ve seen from any movie this year, and it’s a ripper of a flick.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Jul 26, 2025
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The Shrouds (2024)
75%
4/5
EDIT
“...as a metaphor for David Cronenberg saying, “I’m not done making movies, even if that scares me,” The Shrouds is wrapped in all the things that make him one of our greatest filmmakers.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Jul 15, 2025
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Superman (2025)
83%
4/5
EDIT
“Superman has an actual voice behind it instead of a visionless, corporate committee stamp of approval.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Jul 14, 2025
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Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror (2019)
100%
4.5/5
EDIT
“Horror Noire: A History of Black Horror is still a necessary project that adds so much to our understanding of film’s place in American culture.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Jun 30, 2025
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Turning Red (2022)
95%
3.5/5
EDIT
“Turning Red will make some folks uncomfortable with its themes and its turned-up-to-11 energy, but its a worthwhile addition to the Pixar canon and a good treat for anyone who is still young at heart.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Mar 18, 2022
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The Adam Project (2022)
68%
2/5
EDIT
“The Adam Project is boring fodder for the content mill.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Mar 11, 2022
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The Batman (2022)
85%
4.5/5
EDIT
“Somehow, through dark magic and incredible craftsmanship, The Batman has managed to bring some truly fresh and invigorating elements to the franchise that are sorely needed.” –
Giant Freakin Robot
Mar 4, 2022
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Saban's Power Rangers (2017)
51%
3/5
EDIT
“The cast is good and the ride is a fun one.” –
FANDOM
Dec 29, 2021
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Snatched (2017)
36%
3/5
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“The plot is underserviced and there isn't anything that makes the movie special, but it satisfies in the most basic of ways.” –
FANDOM
Dec 29, 2021
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