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Joseph Robinson

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Biography:

As one-half of the Fish Jelly duo, Joseph is known for his spoiler-filled recaps and scathing beauty commentary. Once a celebrity hairstylist, he now spends his time creating YouTube videos, complaining about bad wigs and unnecessarily long running times. Joseph is a native Los Angelino where he currently resides with his husband and hairless cat

Reviews

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Dracula (2025) 65% 1.5/5 EDIT “Luc Besson's Dracula plays like one of the fake trailers at the beginning of Tropic Thunder made feature-length, and it's ridiculous enough to eventually earn cult status.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 3, 2026 Full Review Tell Me Everything (2026) 80% 3.5/5 EDIT “Tell Me Everything is a quietly engaging father-son drama, lifted by strong performances and an excellent soundtrack.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 2, 2026 Full Review If I Go Will They Miss Me (2026) 100% 3.5/5 EDIT “Danielle Brooks anchors this touching, visually inventive story with a tender, emotionally charged performance.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 1, 2026 Full Review Carousel (2026) 73% 2.5/5 EDIT “Carousel paints a portrait of tightly wound middle-aged lives that may strain credibility, but still carries the pleasant, familiar rhythms of a ’90s-style comfort drama.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Feb 1, 2026 Full Review Moses the Black (2026) 1.5/5 EDIT “Too literal to be moving and too sloppy to be compelling, Moses the Black is undone by an overly ambitious plot, shaky performances, rough cinematography, and questionable dialogue.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 30, 2026 Full Review Josephine (2026) 98% 2.5/5 EDIT “Josephine is certainly bold and attention-grabbing, though it struggles to justify the spotlight.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 30, 2026 Full Review Paralyzed by Hope: The Maria Bamford Story (2026) 100% 4/5 EDIT “Paralyzed by Hope is exactly what you'd want from this kind of story—intimate access, sharp humor, real poignancy, and rich archival footage.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 29, 2026 Full Review Send Help (2026) 93% 3.5/5 EDIT “With Rachel McAdams’ wickedly fun performance and Sam Raimi’s comedic horror touch, Send Help pulls off its Misery-meets-Swept Away premise beautifully.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 28, 2026 Full Review Natchez (2025) 100% 4.5/5 EDIT “Natchez is a hauntingly compelling look at the beauty and brutality of America’s past.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 28, 2026 Full Review The Moment (2026) 62% 3/5 EDIT “Charli XCX shines in this gritty, darkly humorous look at artistic integrity versus corporate pressure—though The Moment loses some momentum when it matters most.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 28, 2026 Full Review Return to Silent Hill (2026) 17% 1.5/5 EDIT “Inspired horror peeks through, but Return to Silent Hill is undone by stiff acting, overused effects, bad wigs, and a frustratingly foolish lead.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 24, 2026 Full Review Mercy (2026) 24% 2.5/5 EDIT “Even with a dreadful script, Mercy moves fast enough to hold your attention — once.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 22, 2026 Full Review Killer Whale (2026) 22% 0.5/5 EDIT “A ridiculous premise crying out for camp, Killer Whale is oddly humorless, void of thrills, and dragged down by bargain-bin visuals.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 16, 2026 Full Review The Rip (2026) 79% 2.5/5 EDIT “Apparently, The Rip has a remarkable true story buried inside it, but it drags to the good part and gets lost in muddled chaos along the way.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 16, 2026 Full Review 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026) 92% 4/5 EDIT “More violent, more affecting, and more memorable than its predecessor, The Bone Temple is elevated by Ralph Fiennes’ unforgettable turn.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 15, 2026 Full Review A Private Life (2025) 81% 3.5/5 EDIT “Jodie Foster shines in A Private Life, a deceptively gripping character study masquerading as a thriller.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 14, 2026 Full Review Lover Girl (1997) 2/5 EDIT “Lover Girl may be scrappy, but its disturbing story never feels legitimate, undone by ugly visuals, clunky dialogue, and questionable acting.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 12, 2026 Full Review Greenland 2: Migration (2026) 51% 1.5/5 EDIT “A ludicrous, corny post-apocalyptic fairy tale road trip, Greenland 2: Migration struggles to justify its own existence.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 9, 2026 Full Review Primate (2025) 78% 2.5/5 EDIT “Primate piles on the brutality, but without tension or logic, its thin plot can’t hold the carnage together.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 9, 2026 Full Review Dead Man's Wire (2025) 91% 3/5 EDIT “More fun than fact, Dead Man’s Wire is a campy good time.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 6, 2026 Full Review We Bury the Dead (2024) 87% 3/5 EDIT “Creepy and conceptually compelling, We Bury the Dead comes alive when it leans into the zombie horror — and sags when it doesn’t.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Jan 3, 2026 Full Review Queens of the Dead (2025) 83% 1.5/5 EDIT “A queer zombie movie should be subversive, but Queens of the Dead settles for tired tropes and mixed performances, spiraling downward as it goes.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Dec 28, 2025 Full Review The Testament of Ann Lee (2025) 88% 3/5 EDIT “A flawed but daring swing, The Testament of Ann Lee probes the human need for meaning and the way trauma reshapes what we believe is real.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Dec 25, 2025 Full Review The Plague (2025) 97% 4/5 EDIT “The Plague captures adolescent terror so vividly it feels like PTSD in movie form.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Dec 25, 2025 Full Review Song Sung Blue (2025) 78% 3.5/5 EDIT “A gentler, Neil Diamond–flavored riff on Hustle & Flow, Song Sung Blue delivers a soft but sincere melody of ambition and reinvention.” – Fish Jelly Films (YouTube) Dec 24, 2025 Full Review
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