Rita Kempley
Tomatometer-approved critic
Movies reviews only
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The Color Purple (1985) |
Whatever its faults, whatever its excesses, The Color Purple will make you cry and cry some more. It's an important film, heart- warming, heartbreaking and heartfelt -- a very American saga. - Washington Post
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| Posted May 31, 2023
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An American Tail (1986) |
A bright-eyed tale of Jewish triumphs that will find a place in many young hearts. - Washington Post
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| Posted May 18, 2023
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Yentl (1983) |
Yentl is Streisand. Either you like her or you don't. And if a little Streisand means a lot, then a lot is what you've got. - Washington Post
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| Posted May 12, 2023
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) |
Spielberg and Lucas tried too hard in Temple. It has more complex stunts, more technical perfection, and more than a touch of genius. It's fun at both ends. But it's also mean-spirited and corrupt at its core. - Washington Post
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| Posted Apr 18, 2023
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Boys on the Side (1995) |
An engagingly acted, likable, fried green Thelma & Louise. - Washington Post
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| Posted Mar 15, 2023
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Godzilla (1998) |
Its sodden state derives from its shameless assault on the moviegoing public. This isn't art. It isn't even great trash. It's a con game, and we bear the claw marks. - Washington Post
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| Posted Feb 15, 2023
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The Big Lebowski (1998) |
The Stranger sums it up best in the self-serving epilogue: "It was a purty good story, dontcha think? Made me laugh to beat the band... Parts, anyway." - Washington Post
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| Posted Jan 24, 2023
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Cabeza de Vaca (1991) |
Alvar's bizarre enlightenment makes for a good yarn, even if it isn't clearly or grippingly told by the writer-director, whose background is in making documentaries. What Echevarria does best is create a living diorama... - Washington Post
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| Posted Nov 30, 2022
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Creepshow (1982) |
It's an unabashedly juvenile junk movie... Most of the time Creepshow works, though. Ghouls will be ghouls, after all, and Romero, creator of the classic 'Night of the Living Dead, does push a mean panic button. - Washington Post
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| Posted Aug 09, 2022
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Terms of Endearment (1983) |
The story is simple, the characters complex. The lines are brilliant; so is the screenplay. It all goes by so swiftly that you're dragged right in, not knowing what happened or what hit you as you move with the characters. - Washington Post
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| Posted Jul 20, 2022
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The Last Starfighter (1984) |
This ingenuous film is probably the summer's best escape, a cosmic getaway with a clever cast and a down-to-earth director who uses computer graphics the way TRON should have. It's user friendly, with people taking precedence over its bifurcated effects. - Washington Post
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| Posted May 03, 2022
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The Witches of Eastwick (1987) |
[George Miller] directs this eccentric fairy tale with customary flair and adolescent gusto. His proportions are as outsized as they were in The Road Warrior, but the mood is demonic Disney. - Washington Post
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| Posted Apr 21, 2022
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Jumanji (1995) |
The technology both overwhelms the human cast and stalls the narrative drive. Even Williams's manic energy finally flags. - Washington Post
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| Posted Apr 20, 2022
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Pushing Hands (1992) |
An unhurried and engaging domestic dramedy by Ang Lee. - Washington Post
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| Posted Apr 01, 2022
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Thousand Pieces of Gold (1990) |
With her producer husband, Kenji Yamamoto, Kelly rediscovers another missing chapter in American history. Too bad it couldn't have been a bit more strongly worded. - Washington Post
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| Posted Feb 15, 2022
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The Secret of NIMH (1982) |
Sadly, The Secret of NIMH is beautiful but unbalanced: The animators gambled when they should have gamboled. - Washington Post
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| Posted Nov 11, 2021
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The Pope of Greenwich Village (1984) |
The performers are perfectionists and their work packs a wallop. But their characters are as annoying as gnats. - Washington Post
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| Posted Oct 30, 2021
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El Norte (1983) |
Despite its length and sadness, a tolerant viewer will appreciate the portrait of the intricacies of a hidden culture in El Norte. - Washington Post
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| Posted Aug 03, 2021
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Romantic Comedy (1983) |
Never has there been such a dreary screen duo -- they're positively limp for each other. - Washington Post
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| Posted Aug 03, 2021
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Big Trouble in Little China (1986) |
A bad marriage of martial arts and action spoofery, bungled by director John Carpenter working from the world's worst screenplay. - Washington Post
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| Posted Jun 29, 2021
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Target (1985) |
"Target" isn't a suspenseful spy movie, but it makes up for its shortcomings with its genuine good- heartedness. - Washington Post
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| Posted May 26, 2021
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The Sting II (1983) |
The twists and turns from there on are more predictable than suspenseful. So are the jokes. - Washington Post
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| Posted Jan 09, 2021
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The Truth About Cats & Dogs (1996) |
Why quibble? You'll still go home purring and wagging your tail. - Washington Post
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| Posted Sep 09, 2020
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Absolute Power (1997) |
Eastwood the director sets a pace so poky that grannies with walkers seem fleet in comparison. Of course, this makes the many plot holes and implausibilities all the more evident... - Washington Post
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| Posted Jun 25, 2020
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The Journey of Natty Gann (1985) |
It's a typical animal adventure, stripped of its guts by an enfeebling if commendable effort to shield young viewers from violence and death. - Washington Post
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| Posted Mar 31, 2020
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A Love in Germany (1983) |
While you know it's all going to turn out rather badly, you can't help but be seduced by star Hanna Schygulla. - Washington Post
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| Posted Mar 24, 2020
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Out of Africa (1985) |
The relationship between Blixen and her lover Denys Finch Hatton is an idyllic series of outings among the gazelles -- picnics with poetry, beach parties, club dances and overnight hunts. It's an adoring, boring relationship. - Washington Post
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| Posted Jan 29, 2020
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Amadeus (1984) |
Amadeus isn't meant to be a biography of the composer's life, but a bawdy, black fantasy, a fiction based on a few curious facts. Peter Shaffer adapted the screenplay from his own stage play: What was intimate is now opulent. - Washington Post
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| Posted Jan 22, 2020
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Immortal Beloved (1994) |
A turgid affair with a palette that recalls used Ace bandages. - Washington Post
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| Posted May 24, 2019
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Practical Magic (1998) |
Though the tale is not without its charms, its spell is repeatedly broken by the random pace and tone. - Washington Post
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| Posted Mar 30, 2019
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A Chorus Line (1985) |
A Chorus Line: The Movie is like a soccer match seen only from the waist up. They've cut off the feet, which is all the more frustrating when you're supposed to be enjoying the fancy footwork. - Washington Post
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| Posted Mar 07, 2019
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The Legend of 1900 (1998) |
The Legend of 1900 would have benefited from more story and less music, and tends to wear thin before it quite reaches the dock, but it is a ravishing film. Titanic should have looked so good. - Washington Post
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| Posted Mar 06, 2019
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Police Academy (1984) |
Police Academy is the most uproarious film to come along in years. You have the right to remain silent, but you can't help bt laugh out loud. - Washington Post
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| Posted Mar 06, 2019
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The First Wives Club (1996) |
In the end, "The First Wives Club" even betrays its own bylaws. Revenge is a dish not served. Did Thelma and Louise make their sacrifice for nothing? - Washington Post
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| Posted Jan 09, 2019
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The Object of My Affection (1998) |
It is the sort of story best left to the French, who take great delight in such trifles. - Washington Post
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| Posted Dec 28, 2018
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Dead Man (1995) |
The landscape outside and the passengers inside become wilder and woollier with every weary mile. - Washington Post
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| Posted Nov 09, 2018
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Splash (1984) |
Splash, an aquacade of myth and laughter, glimmers like moonlit tide. It's an enrapturing underwater romance pairing dry-lander Tom Hanks with mermaid Daryl Hannah (not an easy affair for a nonswimmer). - Washington Post
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| Posted Jul 03, 2018
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Deep Impact (1998) |
These folks are so blase, you'd think that scientists had predicted pennies from Heaven instead of world's end within the year. - Washington Post
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| Posted Jun 25, 2018
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Under the Cherry Moon (1986) |
Cherry Moon had some potential as a cultish Trading Places. But it drowns in its pretenses. No doubt, Prince fancies himself an auteur in his directing debut. But he has no restraint, no true vision. It's as if we've all been mooned. - Washington Post
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| Posted Apr 22, 2016
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Murphy's Romance (1985) |
Martin Ritt directs the screenplay by Harriet Frank Jr. and Irving Ravetch, who cross the country wisdom of Tennessee Ernie Ford with the stale wit of the Johnny Carson joke team. - Washington Post
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| Posted Feb 29, 2016
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) |
Lucas's ingenuity is reaffirmed by Darth Vader's every asthmatic exhalation, by Princess Leia's cinnamon-bun chignons. - Washington Post
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| Posted Dec 09, 2015
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A Christmas Story (1983) |
It's a nostalgic comedy featuring a family of eccentrics who lovingly celebrate the holidays and life itself in Midwestern America in the 1940s. - Washington Post
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| Posted Nov 30, 2015
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) |
Though the 1983 film's effects seem almost quaint by today's awesome standards, Jedi has something the newer movies don't: characters we care about, not to mention a plot that involves both them and us. - Washington Post
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| Posted Nov 05, 2015
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Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) |
A zippy 007 romp that draws as heavily from the Asian action genre as from the formula that has served the series so well for 35 years. - Washington Post
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| Posted Nov 01, 2015
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Revenge of the Nerds (1984) |
If you've seen Porky's, Animal House, D.C. Cab, or Police Academy, you've seen Nerds. And if you liked the prototypes, you'll like the latest of the genre, low humor and all -- belching, mooning, panty raids, peeping at girls and booger jokes. - Washington Post
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| Posted Oct 02, 2015
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The Hit (1984) |
It is a dexterously balanced killer thriller by the idiosyncratic Frears, whose every scene becomes a matter of life and death. A lighter clicks, a gun clicks; life or death, it all sounds the same. - Washington Post
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| Posted Sep 15, 2015
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Lost in Space (1998) |
Boasting state-of-the-art gimcracks and a solid cast, the motion picture lifts off easily enough. Only it's not long before you realize that mission control forgot to load the Tang. - Washington Post
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| Posted Sep 17, 2014
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The Truman Show (1998) |
One of the smartest, most inventive movies in memory, it manages to be as endearing as it is provocative. - Washington Post
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| Posted Aug 18, 2014
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Batman & Robin (1997) |
In terms of new twists or narrative momentum. Poison Ivy, the sinuous villainess, is the only relief from the onslaught of spoofy humor, special effects and meaningless comic book mayhem. - Washington Post
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| Posted Jun 18, 2014
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Striptease (1996) |
The film's premise is thinner than the heroine's G-string. - Washington Post
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| Posted Jun 18, 2014
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