William Thomas
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Melania (2026)
6%
1/5
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“An obsequious, ring-kissing portrait of the current US administration, dressed in gauche, glossy reality-TV clothing. And yet somehow still better than Rush Hour 3.” –
Empire Magazine
Feb 2, 2026
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Hook (1991)
37%
2/5
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“How did such a dream project on paper turn out so wrong. It should remain one of the great mysteries of cinema. The less said about this one, the better. For Spielberg completists only.” –
Empire Magazine
Dec 18, 2025
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The Wiz (1978)
38%
2/5
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“This lengthy funk-gospel Wizard Of Oz makeover deserves points for effort but none for execution.” –
Empire Magazine
Nov 11, 2025
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This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
98%
5/5
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“Like all great parody, it takes pains never to overstep the mark.” –
Empire Magazine
Sep 4, 2025
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Pumpkinhead (1988)
51%
2/5
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“Despite elaborate monster effects co-ordinated by director Stan Winston and some interesting bits of rural folklore, this is essentially just another... lets-kill-off-some-teenagers-one-by-one movie.” –
Empire Magazine
Aug 13, 2025
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DuckTales, the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990)
66%
3/5
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“This is similar to the traditional Disney cartoons that featured Donald Duck back in the forties, but with more modern references to keep today's kids interested.” –
Empire Magazine
Jul 16, 2025
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The Verdict (1982)
88%
4/5
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“It's Newman's performance itself that really makes this film work and helps it truly get close to Lumet's own '12 Angry Men'.” –
Empire Magazine
Mar 1, 2024
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Birdy (1984)
84%
2/5
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“Despite the film's heavily symbolic tone, little is revealed about either of the characters or indeed the Vietnam War.” –
Empire Magazine
Dec 16, 2023
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The Great Outdoors (1988)
42%
2/5
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“The spots of slapstick are mixed up with domestic sitcom, the teenage son's fumbling romantic progress and familial sentiment to fuddling and tedious effect.” –
Empire Magazine
Jun 16, 2023
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Dont Look Back (1967)
92%
5/5
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“Wonderfully revealing and mythologistic.” –
Empire Magazine
May 9, 2022
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Blue Collar (1978)
96%
4/5
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“This works both as unrelenting drama and as black comedy.” –
Empire Magazine
Aug 21, 2021
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The Secret of My Success (1987)
46%
3/5
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“Typically paper thin, the plot and the morality are blown away by the charms of the leading man and a soundtrack that has been hand-picked to get an audience on side. Unadulterated silliness, but harmless fun.” –
Empire Magazine
Jun 9, 2021
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Superman III (1983)
31%
3/5
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“The action is good but this doesn't move the audience in the same way as the first two.” –
Empire Magazine
Aug 13, 2020
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
72%
4/5
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“If it doesn't make you at least giggle, then you clearly don't understand the true meaning of the festive season.” –
Empire Magazine
Aug 12, 2020
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Showgirls (1995)
24%
1/5
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“Showgirls would be offensive if it hadn't been hyped ("Leave your inhibitions at the door" winked the US publicity). But it has.” –
Empire Magazine
Aug 11, 2020
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Heartbreak Ridge (1986)
66%
3/5
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“An unusually thoughtful look (and a broad one) at powers on the wane, at America's shift from Vietnam polarisations to 80's apathy, and at one man teetering on the brink of a lonely old age.” –
Empire Magazine
Aug 6, 2020
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Something Wild (1986)
92%
4/5
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“As an artefact from a period -- the mid-80s -- that produced almost nothing distinctive, this remains breezy fun.” –
Empire Magazine
Jun 11, 2020
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La Bamba (1987)
83%
3/5
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“A perfectly respectable biopic.” –
Empire Magazine
Mar 24, 2020
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Sometimes They Come Back (1991)
67%
3/5
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“One of Stephen King's adaptations that involves less gore and more thrills, this outing relies on solid performances with [Tim] Matheson and [Brooke] Adams delivering while the script is faithful to the book.” –
Empire Magazine
Jan 15, 2020
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Stephen King's 'The Langoliers' (1995)
48%
3/5
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“Is it the post-apocalypse? Is it another dimension? Or is it a half-decent episode of The Twilight Zone stretched into a miniseries? Whatever the case, expect cries of "For God's sake get on with it!" to reverberate around your living room.” –
Empire Magazine
Jan 15, 2020
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Airborne (1993)
31%
1/5
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“Predictable teen-slush.” –
Empire Magazine
Sep 30, 2019
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Quartet (1981)
47%
2/5
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“Fairly stock period piece in which the cast do very little set against a stunning backdrop.” –
Empire Magazine
May 16, 2019
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Xanadu (1980)
33%
2/5
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“This modern musical with tunes written by Where Are They Now pop band ELO falls flat on its face simply because the premise is so utterly ludicrous.” –
Empire Magazine
Apr 1, 2019
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Stepmom (1998)
45%
3/5
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“Roberts holds her own with a very attractive performance, admittedly given that hers is the character who is likeable, good-humoured and too good to be true.” –
Empire Magazine
Apr 1, 2019
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Zardoz (1974)
49%
1/5
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“You have to hand it to John Boorman. When he's brilliant, he's brilliant (Point Blank, Deliverance) but when he's terrible, he's really terrible.” –
Empire Magazine
Mar 27, 2019
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