Rob Stefaniuk Joey Director, Actor, Screenwriter Malcolm McDowell Eddie Van Helsing Actor Jessica Paré Jennifer Actor Dave Foley Jeff Actor Nicole de Boer Susan Actor Henry Rollins Rockin' Roger Actor Iggy Pop Victor Actor Danny Smith Jerry Actor Alice Cooper Bartender Actor Moby Beef Actor Mike Lobel Sam Actor Paul Anthony Tyler Actor Barbara Mamabolo Danielle Actor Adam Wilson Vamp Actor Carole Pope Club Bouncer Actor Alex Lifeson Border Guard Actor Calico Cooper Barmaid Actor Chris Ratz Hugo Actor Dimitri Coats Queeny Actor Mihkel Harilaid Executive Producer Terry E. Markus Executive Producer Gabriella Martinelli Executive Producer John Kastner Original Music D. Gregor Hagey Cinematographer Michele Conroy Film Editing John Buchan Casting Jason Knight Casting